TWO SCOOPS? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE GETS TWO SCOOPS WHEN

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DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU AT TCBY, MOTHERFUCKER!!

IT'S GONE BE YOUR ASS!

>>82716868
>white privilege doesn't exis-

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>only 2 scoops

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>>82716868
>You won't believe what today's scoop is. . .

>>82717201
heh

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lol stay triggered, butthurt, salty, and at the same time be an omnipetent force oppresing us libcucks!

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>>82717615

Why are the trumpets so triggered by colbert? I've never seen such autistic reeeeeeeeeeee'ing over a comedy bit before.

gonna be laughing at all the alt-right pussies who keep spamming this shitty meme when the electoral college switches to Hillary

>>82716868
its all over now drumpets

>>82717717
>stop liking what i dont like

>>82717728
Hillary is out permanently but she's loving Trump because no she's going to avoid jail. Trump's trial and imprisonment will take all of the focus off of her crimes. No one will even remember her when they see Trump behind bars.

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>>82717717
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH U WILL BE IMPEECHED TOINIGHT I SWARE IT THIS TIME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS CRYING AHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKG FUCKING FUCK

>>82717717
Why are you defending bi-partisanship Soviet-tier propaganda, Colbert Cockholster?

>>82717800
>*autistic screeching*

>>82717799
Exactly, we've been saying Trump is colluding with Russia for almost a year but we're gonna impeach him by the end of this week this time.

>>82717859
>congress
>move fast
It took two years to get Nixon and he was on tape. It will take 2-3 years before Trump is brought up on charges and another 2 years of trials before he goes to jail. He'll likely be dead by then of old age and obesity.

>>82716868
Colbert must be pretty succesfull at makin fun at Trump. Never seen so many butthurted Trumpanzees treads before

>>82717917
Exactly, and then we'll take down the rest of the international white nationalist conspiracy held up by Russia to make people intolerant of the millions of migrants that we created through constant war in the middle east. At least Trump did something write shooting those missiles at Assad but he's still a retard for not killing Assad right there.

>>82718017
Do you drink jugs of Trump brand Kool-Aid every day? You've swallowed his baby cock so deep it's a part of you now.

Trump really should cut back on the ice cream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvLQqe79eGY

Wait a minute... "three scoops of ice cream"...

Two... Two is a number and numbers are characters. Letters are characters. Letters are used to spell things. Things like dog or house or... Russia....

Scoop... Scoop can be used as a casual way of saying there's a story.... The word "scoop" is meaning there's a story here.

Ice... ice... Ice is cold and generally found in cold places. Places like freezers or snowy areas and... Russia is a snowy place...

Cream... cream... crea- Cream is a food! Food is eaten by people, people live in countries. Russia is a country!

My god it's been in front of us all along.

The scoop is that there's Russian collusion. Why didn't we see it earlier?

>>82717717
Because Colbert went from a mildly funny and intellectual show that failed, to an unfunny and plebeian Trump hate show thats successful

>>82718092
Exactly, we just need to fund moderate rebels to counter the last moderate rebels.

>>82717859
>we've

Is there some way we could combine this meme with the sex junk meme?

>>82717917
YASSSS!!! SLAYYY GURL SLAYYY!! Orange Hitler will go down!! <<3<3<3

>>82717615
Im not sure if this pic is supposed to be ironic or not.

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*slurping noise*
GET YER ANDS OFF MY ICEREAM YOU DAMN DIRTY ORANGE GO SUCK A DICK LIKE A FAG LMAO

>>82716868
AUTISM
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Am I the only one who hates this new "DUNAHLD DROOOGMFPGJJHF" meme that's going around? It takes zero effort in its composition, all you have to do is find a pic of Colbert, turn it red, post a variation of "DONALD DRUMPF", and then lay back ad hundreds of replies reach the thread. Is it samefagging or has /tv/ just become infested with straying 9gaggers and children?

>>82716868
THIS.... IS CNN

BREAKING NEWS

TRUMP GOT TWO SCOOPS... OTHERS ONLY GOT ONE

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