>"I asked Michael why it was easier to train oil drillers

>>82708974
kek

>"I asked Zack why it was easier to have Batman stab Superman with a Kryptonite spear, rather than shoot him with a Kryptonite bullet, and he told me to shut the fuck up, so that was the end of that talk."

-Ben Affleck, during the Batman v. Superman commentary track

>>82708974
KINO

Based Michael Bay putting Osama bin Affleck in his place.

>"Allahu akbar!"
- Bin Al-flecki, just before setting off an IED

>>82708974
>DO YOU READ ME, WE ARE GOING DOWN
You cannot trust the military to do the job of a red blooded blue collar white american

>>82709131

Hey-zeus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahtp0sjA5U

>>82709131

Retard.

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>>82708974
>be oscar winning screen writer
>take job in summer blockbuster
>script is shit but it will give you great exposure and the paycheck is good
>attempt to talk to the director about the script, surely he'll be receptive to your oscar winning writing skills
>he tells you to shut the fuck up as he blows something up

>"I asked Zack why it was easier to have Superman stab Doomstday with a Kryptonite spear, rather than let Wonder Woman do it, and he told me to shut the fuck up, so that was the end of that talk."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahtp0sjA5U

>"I asked Bill why it was easier to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane than it was to throw him out and then shoot him , and he told me to shut the fuck up, so that was the end of that talk."

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>>82709168
Fucking based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_z6RCm6uw

>"I asked my Imam why it was easier to behead non-believers than it was to convert them, and he told me to shut the fuck up, so that was the end of that talk

-Muhammed Ben Al'Flecki

>>82709343
Based Ben

>>82709168
Top kek, I thought that OP was just fucking meming.

>>82709398
kek