Watched yesterday AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNND it's shit like

>>82670585
>Aliens
>the perfect alien

Top kek, Cameron was a mistake, he turned it into a glorified cockroach.

you're just jealous because David survive

>>82670611
your birth was a mistake

>>82670611
Name one smart thing the alien in Alien did. Being enthralled by Ripley's ass crack long enough to get sucked out of an airlock? Killing a few unarmed civilians? Big fucking deal, the aliens in aliens took care of an entire space colony.

>>82670759
You didn't watch the alternate ending?

>>82670794
How can i watch a scene that was never even filmed?

>>82670840
With the fucking power of your imagination.

It's literally the theatre of the mind.

>>82670864
Did YOU not watch the imaginary scene in Aliens where the aliens score a 190 on an online IQ test?

>>82670585
>editing out the nips in the poster
koreans are absolute cuckolds

>>82670979
This post makes no fucking sense. Kill yourself

>>82670953
That scene was shit. The amerawork was subpar, the acting by the guy in the obvious fake alien suit was OOC compared to the rest of the Xeno.

>>82670979
Well maybe if the nips had treated the Koreans better throughout history then they wouldn't feel such animosity towards them

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what made the first alien movie so fascinating and scary was the mystery around the creature
now anyone who doesn't live under a rock knows what a xenomorph looks like, you don't even need to watch the film.
Making new alien movies is just as much recycling as star wars and ridley scott is probably in for the check and nothing else. IIRC he didn't even want to do prometheus (initially alien zero) in the first place and tried to give the project to Rinisch
don't pay to watch those movies or you're just getting fucked by hollywood again

Why is Scott so hellbent on pissing all over his own franchise? Covenant was so fucking stupid, even more so than Prometheus somehow.

>>82670611
You guys are like the equivalent of shadow the hedge hog fans what with him being the ultimate creature or whatever shit. Like what did you think would happen if Ripley had a gun?

Im seeing it tomorrow cunts, you better be wrong

>>82671388
It's literally kino. Only plebs, normies and Ridley haters have a problem with it.

>>82671314
shadow what? what the fuck are you on about now? some animu shit? again?

>>82671467
>Only plebs, normies and Ridley haters have a problem with it.
KEK, i bet you think Prometheus is DEEP

>>82671388
sorry to disappoint you but Covenant is just fucking terrible
if possible, save your money or watch other movie

>>82671476
Sorry I just assumed you would know given the autism

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stay mad.

>>82671515
only two things were bad in Prometheus from all i can remember
1. those two idiots that were lost on the ship
2. running from ship stray ahead

>>82671631
the abortion scene with the giant squid thing was also fucking retarded

>>82671552
Uhm he still is alive though

>watch this yesterday
>big distracting stain on the screen
>2 seats to my right is a day autistic guy with his weird looking family
>every single time there is any silence he makes a loud obnoxious comment like " what a way to die" during the shower scene
>every 10 minutes or so he farts...i don't hear it but i can tell it's him
>2 seats to my left a guy is on his phone for the 1st half of the movie. the phone glare is distracting as hell
>his gf turns up halfway through and she makes a few dumb comments then looks at me for recognition probably thinking I'm the guy's friend
>during the flute scene a few pepe in the audience are laughing their asses off whenever David talks about fingering the holes and ruin the entire scene

I'm done with cinemas. This is what capeshit has done to people. Literally just an audience of people waiting for the next quip

>>82671691
>not fapping to that scene later at home

pleb confirmed

>>82670585
hi i havent watched the movie yet

But how it nakes Aliens non canon?? Im curious

>>82671631
>even hopeless simpletons can spot at least two major plot holes in Prometheus

>>82671829
The Engineers didn't invent xenomorphs, David did

Less than 20 years before the events of Alien, so the buried and fossilized wreck makes no sense

>>82671883
So Alien isn't canon either then?

>>82671091
underrated

This whole series is a clusterfuck of random scripts that contradict each other. what's even sadder is the 3 movies made by the same guy don't even work together

>>82671906
This is what I don't get. The ship is stated as old in Alien too, right?

>>82671738
>They haven't seen alien 3

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>canon

Star Wars was a mistake.

>>82671906
>>82671959

yeah

what the fuck?

OP is a pleb, it's great.

Easily one of the greatest sci-fi films.

>>82670585
you don't watch a modern day Ridley Scott film, anon. you experience it.

>>82671883

Thanks for the spoiler

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>>82671906
>>82671959

It still is. In fact we're still getting more prequels to bring things full circle.

So I'm guessing the final scene of Prometheus 4: The Promethening will be David (now in the body of a giant Engineer cyborg) using his last ounce of strength before he dies to crash land his ship carrying 2,000 Xenomorph eggs that he made out of the bodies of the crew of the Covenant

And then five minutes later Dallas, Kane, and Lambert come wandering in to gawk at his body and then go inspect the eggs

What a hack

>>82671963
FOX has stated that Colonial Marines is canon so Hicks is still alive and the corpse in the cryo tube was just some random WY thug who fell in there during a fight. Yup.

>>82672010
But the timing does not add up, and not by mere years

>>82671959
>The ship is stated as old in Alien too
How could they tell though.

>>82672107

>marketing some crappy video game as "canon" to sell it to hardcore fanboys who are sick of Predators in their Alien vidya
>canon

and Ripley's daughter fought an Alien on a space station, then went home, told no one, and died of cancer.

>>82672147
By looking.

>>82671631
The guy with the orbs that map the entire cavern who promptly gets lost is dumb,too.

>>82672183
That's not how it works.

>>82672173
Sure it's up to you if you wanna accept it or not but that doesn't change anything. It's still part of the official canon.

>>82671749
Capeshit? Those cretins have been around since Groundhog day.

>>82672173
You could argue WY suppressed her knowledge.

>>82672225
You don't work.

>>82672206
That's one of the 2 idiots.

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>>82671091

>>82672354
No, you.

>>82670585
In my head canon new alien its just a reboot.
Everyone is doing reboots anyway so i take all this series of movies like one.

>>82671552
They did exactly this to Shaw in Covenant and no one gives a shit

>>82672010
this fucker was supposed to be fossilised by the time the first alien happens the prequels would have only happened a few years before Dallas gets to this so called fossilised specimen?

>implying anything other than Alien and Alien 3 are worth watching

>>82672995
the hostile environment on LV426 caused rapid fossilization

>>82673032
>>implying anything other than Aliens and Resurrection are worth watching
Fixed

>>82673065
shill alert

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>>82673065

or the black goo did. maybe there's white goo

>>82670585
I can't wait to see a high def image of that chick's tits in the shower again. I bet Ridley was horny that day and was like "FILM HER FULL NAKED"

>>82672961
No one gave a shit about Shaw. The only person in Aliens you don't mind seeing get killed is the company stooge. In Prometheus no one was remotely likeable apart from the damn robot.

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>>82673260

Noomi a cute. CUTE!

now for the more important thing does a white woman get blacked?

>>82672010
>will be David (now in the body of a giant Engineer cyborg) using his last ounce of strength before he dies to crash land his ship carrying 2,000 Xenomorph eggs that he made out of the bodies of the crew of the Covenant
I said something similar like this the other day about the giant Engineer we see in Alien actually being David.

Maybe if you keep talking about this Ridley will actually do it.

>>82673287
Yeah, but the character is dumb as a sack of wet mice.

>>82670585
>It's another white girl in white clothes being chased by a big black penis shape head ailen episode

what did they mean by this?

>>82673306
>now for the more important thing does a white woman get blacked?
The shower scene is fucking gold with the way it is filmed

>She is banging her black husband
>Alien creeps up behind the guy
>Sticks his tail underneath them
>The white girl steps back for a second, thinking it is her husband's big black cock when suddenly she realizes its the Alien
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRAVO RIDLEY

>>82673333
Well she gets cucked by David at the end as David decides to put on Hitler's favorite composer (Wagner) as he walks down the aisle of crew members still asleep in a Hitler like walk.

What did they mean by this?

>>82673348
This can't be real...

>>82673348
wtf please no

>>82673384
Not joking this actually happens in the movie.

Also
>The blacks guy's blood splattered over the white girl's body as we see her tits
Ridley really must have had an interesting day to film this

>>82670585
>aliens is no longer canon
wtf i love wheat now

>>82673348
please tell me its implied she gets raped then?

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>>82673416
Go and watch the movie. That little thing she does of backing up as soon as the Alien moves his tail underneath them is priceless

>>82673326

good thing I like my women like I like my coffee, cute and dumb. and wet

>>82673419
Since I never watched any Alien movie in theaters I was thinking of rewatching Prometheus then go watch Alien: Covenant, I'll probably just watch Blade Runner this year

>>82673310
That engineer died of a chestburster though didn't it? And David can't host. Otherwise I wouldn't put it past Scott.

Speaking of chestbusters. Why have they been retconned to just look like little minature figurines of a full grown xeno?

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>>82673438
>almost the entire crew is dead
>white girl gets so horny that she has to fuck this guy
Sorry dude

>>82673466
great heels and not too big feet that god tier feet for an american slut they normally have massive disgusting feet but this is fucking cute as shit

>>82673540
Her tits tho were perfect too and such a lovely face

>>82673510
They might find a way to get David to be a host. And by find a way, I of course mean make up some shit with black goo.

BEFORE YOU GO AND SEE ALIEN: COVENANT

SEE THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX7URpWBNKE

AND THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeMVrnYNwus

wehy are they so afraid to do an impaling scene with the tail?

Literally Cameron is the only one who did it majestically with the queen

For real horror he should have had it after killing the dude in shower you slowly see tail going up her leg and then a back shot of her getting impaled through her cunt and lifted up as tail ocomes out somewhere in her back while she screams then it cuts to exterior of the vessel with the scream still echoing

>>82673614
Can anyone tell me how Franco dies?

>>82673614
and dont forget jew nosed Kermits review

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b79aw9dZLfE

>>82673639
>Can anyone tell me how Franco dies?
He is about to wake up from hypersleep when his tube catches on fire and he burns up.

>>82673639
off screen like Hicks, Newt and Shaw, it's common theme in Alien movies

Fucking retarded movie, the characters somehow manage to be dumber than the ones in Prometheus

>>82673665
This is the same guy who thought the new Ghostbusters was ok

>>82670585
The perfect Alien is Alien you dumb cuck.

Alien
>slow build up, character driven movie, true horror, don't just show the monster, give it some time
Aliens
>HEEEY HOW ABOUT SOME EXPLOSIONS! WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A SCRIPT, JUST SAY A CHEESY ONE LINER EVERYTIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH GET AWAY YOU BITCH LOL NUKE THEM FROM ORBIT MOSTLY LMAO OK TIME FOR SOME COOL ASS FLAMETHROWERS

>>82673665
he actually right for once

>>82671883

David didn't invent the Aliens.

The film is just too deep for you.

>>82671314
>Like what did you think would happen if Ripley had a gun

Anything could've happened since we didn't know if they'd even work against this thing.

>>82673348

K I N O
I
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O

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>>82673614
>Franco dies without actually saying anything in the movie

>Lucas brings backs Star Wars
>it's shit

>Spielberg brings back Indiana Jones
>it's shit

>Tartatovsky beings back Samurai Jack
>it's shit

>Ridley brings back Alien
>it's shit

I'm noticing a trend here.

>>82673665

>then the movie descends into the Greatest Hits of (the Alien franchise)

This is so true and one of the biggest problems of the movie

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>>82673752

Yeah they should have been able to notice the microscopic ariborne goo.

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>>82674001
>Twin Peaks and Blade Runner's next

OH GOD NO

>>82673770
You hyper MAD cuz Aliens is superior

Even Ridley know this, is canon

>>82674001
>Miller brings back Mad Max
>it's kino

>>82674054
I didnt have a problem with that my main problem was lack of shaw at least have flashbacks experimenting on her make it horroific as fuck the final flashback her all dismembered just moaning

and remove the whole alien made by androids

>>82674001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdLVQty9Jho

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>>82673287

>>82674094
It's just a rehashed Road Warrior if it was released two years after Thunderdome everyone would shit on it

>>82674102
Should have just been the first 5 minutes, like a prologue.

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>>82674102

The whole point of Shaw is that her death is somewhat ambiguous. It seems like David really loved her but had to let her go.

She probably died in a peaceful manner, he just dismembered her later for research.

>>82674153
Nah, everyone would have loved it, Thunderdome was pretty shit outside of a few meme moments like Master Blaster.

For a bit I thought that poster actually credits Ridley Scott with 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY but then I found out that the Japanese called THE MARTIAN "ODYSSEY".

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The middle act of the movie is brilliant.

I am still baffled that they let Ridley Scott do that whole thing with the thing.

>>82671883
the xeno's existed before prometheus, thus before david though.

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>>82674001
>Samurai Jack
>ShiT
Nope.avi it's KEEEEEEEEY KKKNNNNOOOOOWW

>>82673685
And his wife watch the entire burn up

>>82674236
CAn you fucking explain? Was there a rape scene or something?

>>82673438
Sorry no rape implications, well at least not from the alien

>>82674236
What happens? Can anyone whos seen the film explain?

>>82674381

Cannot be properly explained with words. The whole film takes 180 degree turn in the middle and it's quite harrowing.

>>82674390
never EVER seen a worse pair of tits dear god

>>82674468

What do you mean are you retarded just say what happens,
BAsically David switches with Walter? is that what you're talking about?

>>82674381
>>82674462

Assbender blows his clone's flute

>>82671182
Spite mostly. I know if I was that age and on my way out, I'd spite every single one of you mother fuckers.

>>82674509
Are you fucing serious? Gay android scene? Can anyone confirm? if this was true all the people whoi saw it would have talked about it already

>>82674503

Nah that's obvious to anyone.

I am talking about the second act of the film, when David appears.

Although now that you mention it this is the first Alien movie to actually have a bad ending.

>>82674541

The film isn't out in many countries. Most people don't want to spoil everything already. And the whole sequence in the necropolis is confusing and atmospheric, most people just start losing their minds at that point.

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>>82674535

I'd do it just to shit on spergs who maintain fan wikis, although none are as bad as Wookiepedia and the billboard nobody at Lucasfilm ever actually drove past.

>>82672107
But according to Scott, Aliens and onwards isn't canon. So fuck Randy Pitchfork, fuck FOX, and fuck Cameron.

>>82674618
CAn you just fucking explain and put it in spoilers ffs

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>>82674617

she has two necks and no chin

>>82670585
>now Aliens by Cameron is not canon anymore
how so?

>>82674541
it was actually mentioned in a number of reviews already. it's real.

>>82674699
from my understanding, the retard who saw it believes that David created the xenos, despite them already having existed in the last movie. I think he mistook david figuring out how to create them without a queen as david creating them.

>>82670759
Nigger, the alien took out the entire crew and wasnt even dead in the end. In aliens they run into open machine gun fire like assholes

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>>82674541

I don't have a picture of them kissing but here's David teaching Walter how to finger the holes.

>>82671182
>>82674535
I used to look up to him for Blade Runner cause I loved it so much when I was a kid besides Del Taco for Pan's Labyrinth

>>82673348
But what about the bonus

>>82673438
She is not raped, but David tries to rape Daniels.

>>82674826
REally?

>>82674646
Is that pic's real? Did the fans really paid for a billboard?

>>82674618
>most people just start losing their minds at that point.

kek, no, it was more like WTF David! The scene were people reacted the more in my cinema was the birth of the neomorphs , that mix of uncomfort and laugh was great specially if you are watching it with a girl.

>>82671182
Scott gets way too much credit. Back in the day he was a no name, so the studios put him on a tight leash and he was surrounded by creative people who could challenge him. As soon as he was famous and got a free hand he produced only shit. Kind of like George Lucas. Movies should never be one man jobs.

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>>82674646
>I'd do it just to shit on spergs who maintain fan wikis

>>82674866
>kek, no, it was more like WTF David! The scene were people reacted the more in my cinema was the birth of the neomorphs , that mix of uncomfort and laugh was great specially if you are watching it with a girl.

That was also great.

>>82674848

yeah, like 5 grand.

>>82672961
Nobody cares because Shaw is a shit whiny character. The only good character in Prometheus was David, and Scott knows this which is why he's basically the main fucking character of the franchise now.

People cared about Hicks and Newt because they were good characters, hell even the b-list side characters in Aliens are infinitely more interesting than anything in Prometheus.

>>82674669

I am not sure I want to. The two Fassbender Androids literally kiss in one scene and it's just one of the many weird things happening in that necropolis.

>>82671883
>The Engineers didn't invent xenomorphs, David did
This doesn't even remotely make Aliens non-canon.

David just finished "perfecting" the mix required to obtain the ultimate form, this doesn't change Aliens in the slightest.

>>82674929
How long do they spend in necropolis do we see a lot of his experiments close up do we see shaws remains? do we see the egg prototypes? do we see failed experiemtns?

>>82673665

He seems very confused.

>>82674617
>>82674676

She's an average as fuck actress but I can't argue with delectable boobs and Rollo nipples

>>82674650
>according to Scott, Aliens and onwards isn't canon

source?

>>82674837
Yeah, and there's also a fight between the androids.

>>82674876

Ridley's problem is having an editor who enables his late-onset ADD.

>the movie has to be two hours
>this scene that gives context for what's going on has to go because we need to get to the part where the Engineer goes RIP AND TEAR on David and Weyland
>let's also cut out the conversation between the Engineer, David and Weyland
>okay so this guy had a facehugger on him for a second, and everybody already knows what facehuggers do so he can just chestburst right away
>there's a sale at Tesco's, so I'm just going to abandon this commentary track

>>82673685

More like James Furnace

>>82674983

I think the entire second act is in the Necropolis. We see a lot of details in the background and a glimpse of Shaw body. But you would need a Blu-Ray to see it carefully.

>>82673510
>And David can't host
This will be the major plot twist, the original Xeno will be hosted by a non-organic or something inbetween, thus birthing the "biomechanical" form of the Xenomorph.

Screencap this for 2025.

>>82675006
>>let's also cut out the conversation between the Engineer, David and Weyland

The final version was better. The original was too blatant and dumb.

>>82674837
Yeap, little David is a fucked up android in this films

>>82674876
>Back in the day he was a no name, so the studios put him on a tight leash and he was surrounded by creative people who could challenge him

Well fuck that means Fincher is the anti-Ridley, he pretty much had execs slapping the script out of his hands every waking moment while making Alien 3, now that he's actually got free reign he's improved a lot prove me wrong motherfucker

>>82675021
>James Furnace

6/10

>>82671883
So wait the Weyland Corp were in it from the start?

>>82671883
David is just a fucking glorified dog breader.

>>82674768
>the alien took out the entire crew and wasnt even dead in the end

As I said, it killed as handful of UNARMED civilians and still ended up getting killed by an UNARMED civilian because it was too dumb to realize what she was doing.

>In aliens they run into open machine gun fire like assholes

Not in the theatrical release

>>82675006
>>82675069

you forgot

>remove scene where biologist encounters alien snakeworm pre-black goo where it's completely docile, he scoops it up no problem and takes it for study

I mean sure, it's still stupid that this thing started hissing and flaring up and giving off every sign of don't fuck with me but at least there was supposed to be context..

>>82674174
is there a scene showing her body parts in the movie?

>>82674983
Yes, David shows several embryos and dissected bodies.

>>82675178
Just a glimpse

>>82670585
>mom wants to take me to the theater to see a movie as a birthday gift since she has a day off
>she asks me what movie i want to see and i tell her that she can choose
>she wants to see Alien: Covenant
>i agree thinking that it was that new star wars movie i had heard about
>get to the theater in the local mall
>see the movie posters and realize i've made a mistake
>realize im about to see some boring movie about goofy aliens
>That star wars flick isn't even playing anymore
>mom buys our tickets and we go in to find some seats
>>the theater is full of kids
>when we sit down mom smiles and hands me 20 dollars
>she tells me i can buy whatever snacks I want but asks if I can buy her a small diet coke as well
>i take the money and head out of the theater
>>notice Guardians of the galaxy 2 is starting soon as well
>use my moms money to buy a ticket to see Guardians with the Guardians combo which includes large popcorn a large fountain drink and a bag of m&ms
>rush into GotG 2 before it starts spilling some popcorn along the way
>only seats left are some shitty ones right in the front rows
>text my mom that i lost my ticket and that I will walk around the mall until her movie is done
>watch the movie and finish with a sore neck and an upset stomach
>check my phone to see that my mom had texted me back to tell me that she had bought me a new ticket for Alien: Covenant and that she has been waiting outside in the theater lobby looking for me
>leave my theater
>notice my mom sitting on a bench in the lobby looking at her phone
>try to blend in with the crowd of people that just left the same theater I was in and sneak into the nearby washrooms unseen
>text her back and apologize saying i didnt see the message
>tell her to meet me at the car
>wait a few minutes in the washroom and then leave and walk back to meet her at the car
>i ask her how the movie was
>she says she didnt see it because she was looking for me

>>82675177

The snake was a shit idea either way, it was clearly a bible reference that they had to kept for sake of dumb religious symbolism.

>>82675225

>mom wants to take me to the theater to see a movie as a birthday gift since she has a day off>she asks me what movie i want to see and i tell her that she can choose
>she wants to see Alien: Covenant
>i agree thinking that it was that new star wars movie i had heard about

0/10 come the fuck on now

>>82675225

Larry David is that you? Did anyone call you a baldfuck?

>>82675225
>>82675281
this guy is right, update that part and you've got some pretty decent bait

>>82675281
>>82675332
>>82675376

Maybe it's an allegory about how general audiences aren't gonna get Alien: Covenant .

>>82675523

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself.

>>82672010
Pilot was killed by a chest buster though, suggest it's organic. Would it be cliché if David somehow obtained an organic body only to fall victim to his own creation

I seriously have curiosity like BvS to see how shit it was don't know if I should go or not

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>>82675556

I can do that and post here at the same time brother.

>>82675641

I don't regret seeing BvS in theaters, but that Ultimate Cut really showed how flawed it was thanks to exec meddling and a hamstrung by its rating.

I'd wait to see the Director's Cut for this.

>>82675641

You would be bored if you aren't into it.

>>82673614
stopped watching after "i got your back."

>>82673639
no. although permenantly disfigured he's rescued.

>>82676020

Rescued by what, a Hoover 9000?

>>82673685
Cultural tradition.

>>82676326

>cultural

James Franco is a jew?

>>82674094
Mad Maxine Feminist Road

>>82675560
Friendly reminder it's "chestbuRster", not chestbuster

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>>82676534
>James Franco is a jew?

Ehm.

>>82677270
JEFF GOLDBLUM IS A JEW?!?! I just thought he always played one!

>>82677270
SETH ROGEN IS A JEW?!?! I thought jews were skinny!

>>82677334

Hide in plain sight clever goy

>>82677654
>Change surname to Goldblum
>Always play Jews
>Bathe in shekels

>>82677334

Lots of Hollywood people are Jews. They pretty much created the whole thing, and I am not saying it as a bad thing.

Although it would be funny is Ridley Scott made the joke on purpose.

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>>82677120

not anymore, this is (CURRENT YEAR).

>>82677907
i think he just wanted an intense emotional start to the film, what betetr than watching the ship's captain and main protagonists parter burn as they try to claw at his cryotube to free him