>looks like high-yield, low risk capital investment's

File: lotr.jpg (94KB, 1201x509px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 1201x509px

>Frodo : I can't do this, Sam.

>Sam : I know.
>It's all wrong
>By rights we shouldn't even be in this tax bracket
>But we are.
>It's like in the great markets Mr. Frodo.
>The ones that really matter.
>Full of debt and unreimbursed expenses they are,
>and sometimes you don't want to know the bottom line,
>Because how could the bottom line be black,
>How could the company go back to the way it was when so much bad stock keeping has happened.
>But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this audit
>Even these shares must pass.
>A new market will come.
>And when the new share holders come we will profit out the deficit
>these are the accounts that stayed with us
>That earnt something.
>Even if you were too new to the game to understand why.
>But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand.
>I know now.
>Folk in those markets had lots of chances of selling up to cut even, only they didn’t.
>Because they were holding on to something.

>Frodo : What are we holding on to, Sam?

>Sam : That there’s some profit in this company, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.

>>82650763
Did Sauron tax Mordor's fast food industry?

Why didn't Frodo just bury the ring in his garden? If Sauron barely managed to find him after he put it on he'll never find it there. Not like it's going to dig itself up and roll to him

>>82651116
What kind of monopoly existed with the fast food chains of both orc and human lands, respectively?

>>82651116
Did Sauron over-extend his fast food business?
Is that why he couldn't afford to hire more security guards at the entrance to the mountain?

>>82651832
You stupid fucking fuck. They had to destroy the ring so Dayton didn't conquer middle Earth with his hordes of orcs. Did you not notice how desperate the humans were by the end of ROTK?

>one loan to bankrupt them all
what was he thinking?

Why didn't they just write off the ring as a business expense?

File: LOTRGRRMMEME.png (2MB, 3000x2756px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3000x2756px

>>82650827
lol, great stuff. truly great.

>>82652795
>I can't carry it for you, Frodo
>But I can claim you as a dependent

best one imo

>>82652795
>they have a cave tax
kek