If you were murdered, which fictional detective would you want

Coal Felps

None of them. I'd be dead and wouldn't want anything or even have any conscious thought.

Probably Holmes, but I think Columbo would make it more entertaining.

>>82616530
Either Poirot or Tom Barnaby

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Just one more thing...

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The one and only.

Clouseau

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>>82616756
Always funny how Americans always mention Columbo since that's the only decent detective they've produced compared to the British (even though I really enjoy Murder She Wrote and Monk)

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>>82616530
Encyclopedia Brown

>>82616808
Why even try after that? You can't improve upon perfection.

>>82616808
Nancy Drew, nigga.

Batman.

Name ONE fictional detective who failed to solve a murder case TWICE

>>82616787
This 2bh, I'd want the biggest autist around on the case

L

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>>82616808

>the only decent detective they've produced

Edgar Allen Poe, an American, created C. Auguste Dupin, who is considered the first character to establish the popular detective archetype seen in Holmes, Poirot, etc.

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>>82616530

Holmes is GOAT, but if my murder was part of a larger religious/sexual conspiracy, gotta go with Cohl.

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>>82616530
Detective Carter and his friend Inspector Lee

>>82616530
Grand Admiral Thrawn or the Eighth Doctor would be the most entertaining.

Other characters it would be amusing to watch:
Frobisher the Whifferdill, L, Elijah Baley and R Daneel Olivaw, Holmes

>>82616929
Honestly, there's always a case in which a fictional detective stumbles upon a murder case which is regarded as an accident or potential suicide at the end. These always piss me off somehow

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>>82616530
Adrian goddamn Monk

Columbo

I like his style.

>>82617362
moiney crufta

>>82617204
>Grand Admiral Thrawn
He may be a tactical genius when it comes to space battles and able to defeat an enemy just by studying their art, but I wouldn't call him a detective.

Lenny Briscoe!

Or Morse

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Quincy.
I know he's not a detective but I don't give a shit. He solves anything.

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Nero Wolfe

Gibbs :DD

I wouldn't really care about my murder being solved, so I think I would want to pick a fun/crazy detective. So:

-Cluseau (Pink Panther guy)
-Luther
-The guys from "The Other Guys"

That sort of thing

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There's really only one correct answer.

Also an American.

Best British detective series

1. Midsomer Murders
2. Inspector George Gently
3. Agatha Christie's Poirot
4. Inspector Morse/Lewis
5. Dalziel & Pascoe

Best American detective series

1. Columbo
2. Murder, She Wrote
3. Monk
4. Bones
5. The Mentalist

Honorable mentions

1. Forbrydelsen (Danish: the original "The Killing")

2. Baantjer (Dutch/recommended)

3. Män som hatar kvinnor (Swedish: The original Girl with the Dragon Tattoo)

>>82616787
you want to wait 20 years for resolution? PFFFTT

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>>82616530

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>>82616643
>goes around calling all the suspects and witnesses kikes

Good choice, desu

>>82617737
> Yea, let's talk about fuckin' baseball you goy putznasher!

>>82616808
>since that's the only decent detective they've produced
Batman, faggot.

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The hell he sends him to will be like heaven after what he's done with him

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Cordelia Gray

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Pleb answers.
Why not choose the boy detective who uses incredible leaps of logic and relies on subjects confession because the actual methods are to convoluted to prove in a court of law?

Temperance Brennan.

>>82617883
Is the show still worth watching, even the new episodes?

Also, are there any good /ss/ doujins out there? This last question is VERY important.

>>82617649
thank you anon.

>>82617883
>detective who uses incredible leaps of logic and relies on subjects confession

literally every genius detective stereotype.

>>82617825
only true answer.

>>82616530
Honestly Max Payne would be an interesting choice, the shit he's going through to solve the case. Not to mention the inner monologues

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They always solve the case

>>82617760
Do jewish people really talk like that?

>>82618020
That looks bad for many reasons.

>>82616808
>brit doesn't even know his Great Detective is a knockoff of an American original

Juve

>>82618111
Which sidekick though? Which legal team?

the best

>>82618207
Ray Curtis and Jamie-McCoy (s7).

>>82618217
WHO?

>>82618029
That suspect/culprit in the Buyer Beware case in L.A. Noire did though

> Phelps: You expect me to sit here and listen to your drivel, you filthy left-wing leaning parasite?

> Kalou: You call me those names you goy putznasher? You and that schtup Gage!

>>82616846
Bugs Meany did nothing wrong!

>>82618029
>>82618294
Not really. I've never heard a Jewish person use the word "goy", and I grew up in Broward Country FL (which has more Jews than anywhere else except Manhattan and Israel). They do commonly use words like "shtick", "mensch", "schmuck", "kvetch", etc.

Also, they make a *staggering* number of Holocaust jokes. /pol/ would be very proud.

>>82618264
One of the only good things about that rather middling show

>>82618011
>Rumor has it, she is a bit of a witch. the Tarot cards aren't my kind of cards but I'd be willing to take a crack at the hand she's dealt: The Tower, maybe that was supposed to be the manor, it got easy after that. The Devil was its master and Death was me, coming for him...

>>82618753
9/11

>>82618086
came to post house
surprised it hasn't got more mentions and I kinda want to talk about that

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Axel Foley with Rosewood and Taggart with him.

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Erika Furudo

>>82619208
I keep thinking about Rika Furude, Keiichi Maebara, Rena Ryuugu, Satoko Hojo, Mion Sonozaki

>>82617690
Time is a flat circle.

>>82617649
Midsomer Murders with or without based John Nettles?

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>>82616530
id be fine with miss marple

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>>82619552
John Barnaby is awesome as well, though I hope they pull an inspector Morse/Lewis thing here and turn DS Troy into the next DCI as John Barnaby's successor eventually

>>82619705
Hopefully Troy's driving skills will improve by then

ace ventura

>>82617649
>George Plebly and Midsomer Shit above based Poirot and Morse

Kill yourself.

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Who /Vera/ here?

>>82619090
Why would you want a doctor solving your murder?

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>I'm sorry, Mrs. Twice. We would've come sooner but your husband wasn't dead then

>>82616530
Paul Walker

>>82616530
Not strictly detective, but Perry Mason.