>Putin asked Trump personally to appoint Steven "Punani

>>82608894
Act

link now

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>>82608894
I thought Seagal was going to be the next director of GRU and the leader of his personal Spetsnaz ocelot unit

>/tv/ - Television & Film

Is Seagal the closest thing we'll get to a real life super hero?

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>>82608987
>well i'm sorry to hear that

>>82609042
You have me.
My super hero name is Heavy Metal, but I'm more of a vigilante if anything.

>>82609079
>super hero name is Heavy Metal
Is your super power being super fat?

>>82609126
No, I dress in black metal, and a bullet proof metal mask.

>>82608894
Make his country out of 3rd world.

>>82609148
Do you have balls of steel?

>>82609229
No but I have a leather glove that shoots electricity.

>>82609295
Have you ever masturbated to Hit Girl?

>>82609042
In Seattle we have Phoenix Jones, but I don't think he really does anything all that amazing

>>82609356
No but Kick-Ass was my inspiration.

seagal kino thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evd5aWcg0Hc

>>82609416
How old are you

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>>82609425
>Segal kicked him so hard the very force affected the multiverse causing alternative dimensions to have the guy flying out of the window

>>82609597
It's edited to make it look stupid you inbred redditor

>>82609691
>thinking it's edited
maybe you should stop having the IQ of a mature caterpillar and watch the actual movie

>>82609425
Why does Steven Seagal talk like he has asthma? By the way this scene is much worse (better).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2717AbGPoMw

>>82610101

>It means your momma won't recognise you in your coffin

How can one man be so based?

>enter Ukraine
>get Putin jizzstains out of shirt

https://youtu.be/AwSbnpxt58I?t=91
>"I'm an ex-rapist"

What did he mean by this?

>>82609425
Jesus what an asshole.

You know that guy probably had a family who loves him right? He kicks him out of the 6th story window for no fucking reason and he falls to his brutal death, then makes some fucking joke about it.

That guy could have been a father, he had a mother who worried about him. Now he's fucking dead and that fucking asshole loves every second of it.

Fuck Segal.

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>>82610360
And
>refuse a carrot

>>82610101
Because the fat around his neck squeezes his throat a bit, so he basically does have asthma.