Describe the opening night audience to this kino in seven

>oh my god she actually said vagina

>>82593657
My sister (16) and my mom are going to see this movie on friday and they wanted me to come along

MY POO POO PEE PEE

..... IS REAAAALLY SMELLY LIKE OH MY GOOD

she is so funny and brave, right?

>>82593701
post naked pics of your sister and mother

>>82593726
fuck off pervert. this is why i prefer reddit

>>82593753
how am i pervert if you're the one taking naked pics of your sister?

>>82593753
Stay there

HELLA F*CKING EPIC

MY

VAGINA???

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>>82593753
>reddit

>>82593715

amazing edgy commentary right there

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>>82593657
Im watching the review right now

Only funny to minion posting facebook moms

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>>82593701
do you ever imagine yourself fucking your sister in the ass while eating your moms pussy out?

>>82593933
yes, i definitely do

>snatched

BAGINA SMELLDS :-D

>>82593802
I felt it was fairly tame

She is done after this,right? I mean who is she gonna blame when this flops?

>>82594010
>who is she gonna blame when this flops?
Literally and unironically you.

>>82594032
What the fuck did I do?

did they photoshop goldies face to make it wider to match schumers?

>>82594048
Trolling

Why is everything about this movie yellow? It even has a yellow tint to it. I have no intention to watch it, but this is what I've observed from the trailer.

LOOOOL SNATCHED I GET IT LIKE A VAGINA

>>82593657
Fat, sweaty, undateable feminists and absolutely disgusting.

No.

I want to fuck Goldie Hawn.

>>82594215
For real though,it's gonna fail,because she is insisting on pushing her brand of "humor" when she should lay low and reinvent herself as a serious actress or at least take a break to work on her stand up. It's mindblowing how she and the studio still don't get that people do not want Amy Schumer.

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>>82594264
>mfw 7

It checks out

>>82594264
Fuck yeah mate.
Gotta get that GILF cunt.

Fuck, even her husband looks fuckable, and they have a combined age of 245.

>>82594305
I really, really like this poost

>why did this tinder bitch suggest this?

>>82594270
>people do not want Amy Schumer.
has she even really been tested? she starred in one movie and other than that spree shooting it was a box office and critical success. granted this was well before people got tired of her shit.

>fridge of modeling: kate upton
>fridge of acting: amy schumer
>fridge of pop music: ???

>>82594340
Her stand up really exposed her as unfunny and kinda gross (she says a man would get away with being gross but I don't know any famous male comedian talking about his smelly dick). Trainwreck was a success but most people remember the funny cameos. This is a movie that stars her,a forgotten movie star and a bunch of no names,so I don't think it will be a smash success.

>>82594441
Christopher Meloni is NOT a no-name!

>>82593657
Fat women.
>>82594264
Kurt please.

>>82593657
So whose birthday is targeted?

>>82594517

Who in the flying fuck is kurt?

>>82594544
>not knowing about Kurt and Goldie, the golden couple of hollywood

What are you even doing on /tv/ if you're this clueless?

>>82594646
That kurt? Thought he guessed my name.

>>82594668
It sure as hell isn't Kurt angle

>>82594668
Kurt Cobain, you retard

>>82593657
HAHAAAA SHE SAID MUH VAGINA

>>82594544
Kurt Vonnegut. They met when she was set to star in an adaptation of Slaghterhouse 5 in the 80s. He faked his death to keep fucking her.

Women Are Funny. Get Over It.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCBNHIUeqiA

>>82596770
So is the Snatch tv show worth even a lazy watch while there's nothing else on? Anyone know?

Overweight "funny" young moms and girlfriends after dinner at Chili's. Ten words.

>>82593657
>I'm fat so i am funny

>>82593657
Barnyard animals

>>82593657
>vagaaana bloodfart queef gash strange me dumb.

Not gonna lie, I'll be jacking off.