ITT: People who deserve a Bio-Pic >Sir Nils Olav the penguin

>>82579354
Played by Idris Elba

>>82579354
is he a stone cold killer?

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>>82579354
Fuck me that's adorable.

>>82579458
when Norway was invaded the military was destroyed. Except for Sir Nils. he ended up saving the entire country. it was a total blood bath. No one thought a penguin could use a machine gun
they were wrong

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He also come in disobedient goat form

>On 16 June 2006, a parade was held to celebrate Queen Elizabeth II's 80th birthday, at the Episkopi base near Limassol, Cyprus on the Mediterranean island's south coast. Invited dignitaries included the ambassadors of Spain, the Netherlands and Sweden and the Argentine commander of United Nations' forces on Cyprus.

>The deployment to Cyprus with the 1st Battalion was Billy's first overseas posting, and despite being ordered to keep in line, he refused to obey. He failed to keep in step, and tried to headbutt a drummer. The goat major, Lance Corporal Dai Davies, 22, from Neath, South Wales, was unable to keep him under control.

>Billy was charged with "unacceptable behaviour","lack of decorum" and "disobeying a direct order",[16] and had to appear before his commanding officer, Lieutenant-Colonel Huw James. Following a disciplinary hearing, he was demoted to fusilier. The change meant that other fusiliers in the regiment no longer had to stand to attention when Billy walked past, as they had to when he was a lance corporal.

>A Canadian animal rights group protested to the British Army, stating that he was merely "acting the goat", and should be reinstated. Three months later, on 20 September at the same parade ground, Billy regained his rank during the Alma Day parade which celebrates the Royal Welsh victory in the Crimean War. Captain Simon Clarke said, "Billy performed exceptionally well, he has had all summer to reflect on his behaviour at the Queen's birthday and clearly earned the rank he deserves".
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Windsor_(goat)

>>82579354
What does he do all day?

>>82579891
I imagine drinking some kind of strong liquor and smokes cigars.
banging hot babes

eating fish

>>82579994
Male penguins are cucks.

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Åle the 155 year old eel that lived in a well.

imagine the crazy adventures he got into.

>>82579354
Me

>join the army they said
>get to shoot big guns and see explosions they said
>instead of that you are standing there watching some stupid ass penguin being made a knight while you are still a corporal

>>82580073
stop posting Sir Nils and go back to sleep

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Only as long as it's porn

>>82579891
Plots to overthrow the administration of Edinburgh zoo and subsequently rule with an iron flipper.

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Grape-kun, the penguin who fell in love with an anime girl

>>82580103
That's a cheeky comment you cunt

Cher ami. Homing pigeon PTSD must be something to behold.