What condiment do you usually use when your local cinema runs

eh if they're out of butter flavored topping I usually just get the king crab legs instead

>>82576729
this is fucking disgusting, no wonder why you're all morbid obese monsters

I usually get Twizzlers and scrape the dead skin off my ball sack

>>82576729
>all that trans fat
Can't believe I ate that shit all those years. I wonder if it's still in the "butter" they use.

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In Britbong cinemas we use brown sauce instead of butter

And we eat marmite flavoured popcorn all the time

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>>82577229
>he's never had butter on popcorn

>>82577274
I like to be able to breathe

>>82577229
>so poor can't even afford butter flavored liquid on their cardboard, stale popcorn

Yuropoors, everyone.

>>82577329
I wouldn't eat that shit even if it was free

Do Americans really top their popcorn with butter? We just use salt.

>>82577229
>>82577329
>>82577361
Eating leftover falcon feathers from the ground is the patrician's way to enjoy cinema. It builds a strong immune system.

>>82577401
Came here to post exactly this

ITT: Weak willed Americunts who can't go an hour or two without feeling the need to stuff their pieholes with all manner of fatty crap and chemical laced rubbish.

I pick my asshole and feed it to my wife's son. He feeds me vice versa

>>82576729
I'm not much of a popcorn guy, I normally let the person who replies to my craigslist "Looking for a partner to go to the cinema" ad decide.
In my local theater the security personnel sometimes keeps an eye on you if they're suspicious of you trying to cheat the no single policy by hiring a stranger. And I think letting them pick the condiments is a good cover, what normal couples do

>>82577453
>t. yuropoor who can barely afford a movie ticket and not enough to afford a nice snack during the viewing

Kek

Makings of a good cinema thread here Boyz and *grrls*

>>82576729
>Eating in a bacteria infested environment
Absolutely disgusting, I hope the USA get banned from earth

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>>82577323
>he thinks eating something unhealthy once in a while magically makes you fat

>>82577652
Do you eat in some sort of sterile cleanroom government facility?

>>82577453
Live a little you fucking wet blanket.

>>82577831
No, but certainly someplace cleaner than a stinking theater. And definitely not risking some weirdo from a seat over/a row behind me to sneeze, cough or do other sorts of bodily fluid evacuations in the vicinity of my food.

>>82576729

I take it dry.

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>Popcorn ''''''''topping''''''''

>>82576729
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

>>82578292
Don't you have a tv license to be buying, Nigel?

>people actually eat popcorn

>>82579187
Dont you have a heart attack to have? Don't forget to tip the doctor

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>>82576729

It's fucking delicious though. Considering I go to see a movie maybe three times a year the 1500 calories is whatever for that day.

>>82576729
>not eating unpopped corn
fucking subhuman americans
they should be purged

>>82576729
>Popcorn Topping
They can't call it butter lol

>>82577401

This. I survived a severe case of Acute Falcon Fever by all the falcon feathers I had consumed over the years.

By happenstance I ate enough different breeds feathers that I accumulated enough a resistance to it that I now give blood at my local hospital as an antigen.

>>82579298
Dont you get this syrup all over your fingers? Do you fucking lick it off or what?

>>82579389

They can't.

It's the same reason Kraft calls their shit "singles" instead of cheese. It's fake.

>>82578292
Why don't europoors like popcorn and butter? Is it not halal or something?

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>>82579441

Doesn't really work like that. It's fucking "butter." Just kind of coats the popcorn but doesn't really get on your hands much.

>syrup

Are a you a leaf? Do they put maple syrup on the popcorn up there?

>when you're watching the latest Kino about how if you kill your enemy you kill yourself and the Maple Syrup bear you hired to keep you supplied decides to eat your face off and the warning sirens are in French but you didn't learn it

>>82579389
it's not all butter. that would probably kill you. it's a corn starch goop with butter flavoring and preservatives and E numbers along with random chemicals they had lying around the lab.

>>82579441
It's not syrup you dumb dumb

>>82579600
because our goal in life isn't to be a fat slob mindlessly consuming capeshit.

>>82579441
It isn't syrup, it's fat. And it isn't sticky, it absorbs into the popcorn. It's mildly greasy but that's why you remembered to grab napkins.

>>82579679
True, studying the Koran is far more important.

>>82579600
So its literally melted butter?
I usually go for sweet or sweet and salty when I go the cinema.

Toffee popcorns pretty good too!

Would butter not be messy as fuck?

>>82579502
Nah really?

>>82579948
Its not butter either.
It just sorta tastes like it.

>>82577234

I do this too but with the sno caps, the mix of sweet and salty is delicious

>>82580425
>>82579948
"Movie theaters use butter-flavored oil, which has a lower water content than butter so it makes popcorn less soggy. Real clarified butter has the same effect. To make it, melt 2 sticks butter in a glass measuring cup in the microwave. Let sit for a few minutes; the butter will separate into 3 layers. Skim off the top layer of foam, then slowly pour the clarified butter into a heatproof container; discard the bottom layer of milk solids. Use 3 tablespoons hot clarified butter for 10 cups popcorn; refrigerate the rest (it's great for sauteeing)."

>>82579948

toffee popcorn is very good, but usually I'll just sneak some candy in from the store next door and buy popcorn when I get there.

Why are yurocucks so miserable and boring, bros?

>>82577453
RUBBISH

CHEERIO! BY GOLLY!

>>82576729
they use to have these powdered flavours you could add to your popcorn and shake up at theatres here, I enjoyed the BBQ and Catsup flavours, but for some reason they got rid of it and now all there is, is butter

how do you guys sneak jars of moths into the cinema?

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>>82576729
I don't know how people eat that shit. Just looking at that makes my stomach turn.

>>82581185
Sneak? Are you one of those idiots who doesn't preorder them so they arrive at your seat before the commercials begin?

Having to eat or drink while you watch a movie/tv is a disgusting habit. This is why I prefer watching shit alone since at least one person has to bring out their popcorn or other loud wrapper food and proceeds to eat it with their mouth open so I have to hear every chomp.

Fuck all of you faggots that have to stick something in your mouth while you watch anything. I guess your mouths can't go that long without food or a cock in it.

>>82576729
Lashings of delicious, refreshing tobasco.

>>82576729
What the fuck.

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>>82576729
>run out of popcorn
>only candy and high priced nachos/pretzels

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

>>82576729
Lobster bisque

>>82581403
You watch movies alone because no one likes you, not because you choose to.