wouldn't that be weird? if everyone just stopped drinking

I've been both a hardcore stoner and an alcoholic in my life, if you think weed is worse than booze you are dumb as fuck.

In every feasible way that one drug can be worse than another, booze is worse than weed.

I became schizophrenic thanks to weed, thanks for the wisdom Joe

Weed fucks with my brain.
I get paranoid, nervous, tighten up, depressed and it's impossible to relax. Pretty much the opposite of what the memes told me

Never again. At least alcohol just works.

why is this guy so set on making w33d normal?

>>82571312
You smoke too much at once.

>>82571312
its great for jerking off tho.

>>82571312
This is like someone saying they fall over and feel sick when they drink, you're doing too much at once.

>>82571288
You have a preexisting capacity for schizophrenia, and it would have manifested later in life. THC's psychoactive side effects include exacerbating the areas where schizophrenia is located in your brain and releases it sooner than it would have. You should be thanking it for showing you what was in store for you so you could get medication now earlier in life than later when you don't know what's happening to you.

>>82570777
DUDE *coughs* WEED IS LIKE *hacks up black tar* GOOD FOR YOU AND SHIT *sparks up*

people think its normal that its not allowed to take drugs, but its really recent.
you could take whatever the fuck you wanted just 150 years ago. you know, cause youre a human being and had FREEDOM of choice.
Then (((someone))) decided that we're just too stupid to have that right.

look into it.

>"IF YOU DON'T SMOKE WEED YOU SHOULD BE THROWN INTO A MASS GRAVE AND BURIED ALIVE THEN RUN OVER WITH A BULLDOZER"

t. joe rogan(2017) on the probability of china investing in green energy sectors

>>82570777

rather

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>>82571393
For real tho. Fucking a fleshlight while high is literally heaven

does Joe actually make that much money (relative to his overall net worth and what he makes from his comedy and MMA role) from his podcasts?

I know its sponsored but it still seems like something he does more for the enjoyment of it rather than for actual profit

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>>82571465
that clavicle

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>>82571459
>on the probability of china investing in green energy sectors

>>82571456
And now (((someone))) is pushing hard for it to be legalized again

Hmm.....

>>82571252
/thread

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>>82571456
>its a "EVERYTHING is a jewish conspiracy" episode

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>>82571613
>>82571456
>"muh jews"
>being this bluepilled

>>82571252
>I've been both

I'm both, I switch between the two, weed makes me jerk off constantly like viagra, drinking makes me not jerk off and chain smoke and listen to music all day, they're both for underachievers/losers.

>>82571252
>I've been both a hardcore stoner and an alcoholic in my life

Embarrassing.

>>82571707
No anon, being addicted to both is for underachievers and losers. You can do both in moderation and be completely functional. It's a normal thing.

>>82571740
Not really.

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>>82571459

>>82571755
whatever weber

>>82571755
>Not really.

Most people find failure embarrassing. I guess you millennials think failure is cool or something?

>>82571459
he needs Raimi on the show
>>82571832
having life experience is not failure
are you 17?

>>82571312
For me, the best feeling ever is the comedown from smoking weed. I just feel so positive/relaxed/happy. Is this a sign that I'm addicted?

>>82571832
I would be embarrassed if I had not fixed those problems or if they had ruined my life. Neither is the case. Also, you're over 32 and insulting people on 4chan? Is that not failure or embarrassing to you?

>>82571832
>millennials
so you're some old gen x idiot browsing 4chan? you're the pathetic one in this thread, have a drink old man...you deserve it.

>>82571913
Here's a good method for determining if you're addicted.

Do you need it? Do you do it habitually in a way that would be very difficult to stop?

If you said no to both of these, then you're not addicted.

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>>82571906
>"its not failure, its """""""""""""""""""""experience"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

10/10 self deception

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>>82571252
>if you think weed is worse than booze
>you are dumb as fuck
>In every feasible way
>booze is worse than weed.

Full-time worker and gym rat here

My favorite time of the month is the one day where I finally take some time off, smoke weed and masturbate to hentai porn

>>82572028
Yes anon, that makes perfect sense unless you're high out of your mind or retarded.

>>82571963
>we know this site is pathetic but its okay because we're Millenials
lol

>>82572237
It's pathetic to be over 30 and on 4chan chief, you're missing the point. Similar to how watching Disney is not pathetic when you're a child, but it is when you're an adult.

>>82572284
>wasting the best years of your life on 4chan is somehow better

10/10 self deception

>>82572350
It's 4 o clock on a Tuesday afternoon you weirdo.

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>>82572406
>that reading comprehension

>>82572439
You still don't understand what I've already expressed to you.

Being over 32 years old and posting on 4chan is pathetic and you should consider taking all the pills in your house, lying down, and closing your eyes.

>>82572237
don't put down others when you're browsing this piece of shit site unless you're some sort of "passive observer" from reddit...one of those people.

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>>82570777
>you know weed is actually healthier for you than alcohol
No shit, but some of us want to drink ourselves to death.

>it's because I'm healthy *coughs*. I don't get sick often, and when I do it its out of my system fast *coughs*

all jokes aside I'm actually kind of worried for him, I don't remember a podcast where he didn't cough.

>>82572544
He'll be fine.

>>82572544

Who inherits the podcast when he dies?

I am kind of a straight edge and I only know what people high on weed act like from popular culture, but to me it seems like drunk people are far more annoying. I live in a country where people are pretty emotionally repressed and they get extremely loud and obnoxious when they get drunk.

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>>82572730
>emotionally repressed and they get extremely loud and obnoxious when they get drunk

that's pretty much every culture, people are repressed and the only way to relax is to have some cocktails.

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>>82572495
>wasting my prime on 4chan is totally not something I'll regret later in life!!

10/10 self deception

>>82572730
its truly amazing when you stop being emotionally repressed. your life becomes better, everyone thinks you're amazing (or you think everyone thinks that which is the same thing)

Live thread fellas

>>82572999

>>82571832
If you aren't a millennial and are on 4chan you should legitimately kill yourself

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>>82573626
>implying you won't still be here by the time Gen Z is saying this

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>>82573626
>getting this triggered

10/10 keep it up