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>Where are the roads? >Where are the farms? >Where

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>Where are the roads?

>Where are the farms?

>Where are the peasants?

This really tingles my autism
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theres no black peole in this movie so whites didnt know how to farm
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Bookfags in 3, 2, 1...
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MINAS TIRITH
*Resumes riding*
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>>82564098
WE
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What is Gondor's tax policy like?
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When the king is having lustrous parties on that big balcony thing he, or his guests, dont want to see no filthy peasants living their miserable lives.
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>>82564103
>Pippin could see all the Pelennor laid out before him, dotted into the distance with farmsteads and little walls, barns and byres, but nowhere could he see any kine or other beasts. Many roads and tracks crossed the green fields, and there was much coming and going: wains moving in lines towards the Great Gate, and others passing out.
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BRAVO HACKSON
BRAVO
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>>82564098
wrong.

niggers were the main antagonist
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>>82564072
>>82564498
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>>82564498
Based Nasmith.
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>>82564072
>Where are the roads?
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>>82564072
Even as a child I knew something was wrong with this design. What a fucking hack fraud
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>>82564072
lotr flicks are capeshit tier
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If it only got the same love as the shire
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I've never gone to the cinema alone but I've gone to a concert alone because I wanted to see a film, as I get older I'd be more inclined to do it now than in previous years.
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>>82564715
Delete this
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>>82564165
Was slaves?
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>>82564715
>I've gone to a concert alone because I wanted to see a film
I think I understand why you were alone
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>>82564072
DON'T YOU KNOW THEY'RE AT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?
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Does Gondor have a flat tax or a progressive tax? Or perhaps no tax at all?
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>>82564783
>Hey, so since we are at war. Lets remove all the roads, farms and peasants housing. Make it look like it never existed.
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>>82564498
>black outer wall
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>>82564498
it's beautiful
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>>82564103
>expecting bookfags on a specific thing that irks bookfags about the movies
You're either a bookfag yourself, or spend entirely too much time here.
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>>82564224
>>82564838
In the books, some kind of feudal system is alleged. We can assume there's some kind of tithe or other land/revenue based tax. Possibly differing dependent on the local lord, who may or may not himself pay tribute to his liege (the king/steward of gondor) besides providing military support.
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>>82564498
>There's a road
>Running in the grass
What the fuck is gandalf's problem?
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>>82564840
people have always had to do outrageous things in times of war. you'll understand when your older
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>>82564072
>no taxes
>no roads

It's like poetry
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>>82565001
Hard surfaces rek horses I think
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>>82565001
I think horses need shoes to run on roads.
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>>82564948
I´m from new zeland. To be honest there is a lot of places I discovered with the trilogy.
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Where was the Rammas Echor?
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>>82565020
>>82565021
>cant whip up some shoes
shit tier wizard tbqh
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>>82565010
So there were taxes in the books?
>>82564840
If it confuses the enemy, it's good.
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>>82565047
Seriously, why does gandalf's magic suck so much in the movies?
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>>82565047
I think horseshoes rek roads, and get rekt by roads. So it is, all things considered, cheaper to just drive your horse along the road rather than on it.
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>>82565001
Shadowtax didn't have shoes as they were a non-deductible expense.
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>>82564459
This. In the 1960s Robert Heinlein went to Russia. They said Moscow had 8 million people (to rival New York) but he knew from the traffic going in and out, shipping, trains, that there was no fucking way it was that big.
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>>82565081
Considering that the majority of ME seems to be empty grassland, I would say the divine horse is a sound investment as it reduces opportunity cost on travelling even despite the obvious difficulties around urban areas
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>>82565107
When half your population subsists entirely on vodka and cheap cigarettes, and doesn't bother to move all day, transportation infrastructure overhead decreases.
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>>82565068

It's just more subtle. Glad they didn't make it Harry Potter tier, it would have looked retarded
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>>82564072

>Where are the roads?

There is no state to build them.

>Where are the farms?
>Where are the peasants?

Agriculture was outsourced long ago.


Gondor is actually practicing anarcho-capitalism. This also explains why Aragorn has no tax policy at all. He knows very well that taxation is theft.
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>>82564072
i think they were all importer / exporters.

no need for farming
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>>82564072
>war
>why aren't the people out where it isn't safe so they'll be easy prey for the enemy?

You have shit autism.
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>>82565289
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>>82565480
see
>>82564840
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>>82564098
>orcs
>no black people
kek
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>>82564072
Also what was Sauron's tax policy?
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>>82565551

yeah, so?
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>>82565614
If there's land you'll farm it nigger
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>>82564993
tell that to george r r martin
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>>82565289
There was no medieval commercial city of importer/exporters or ports that didnt had farms inside of the mail walls or near the city.
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>>82564641
the lack of hedgerows trigger my autism there too

i've seen the Jackson trilogy: nothing to remember of

excellent thread OP
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>>82564072
>Ride up to a location
>stop horse
>say out loud how much you owe in tolls and fees
>continue onward
seriously?
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>>82564845

It was always supposed to be black dammit
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>>82565033
>Grimbold, take your company right after you pass the wall.
>no Rammas Echor so there is no wall

how fucking lazy was Jackson?
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>>82566028
>Pelennor Fields means "enclosed fields"
>Nothing is enclosing it
>It's not a field either, just fucking empty steppe

BRAVO HACKSON
>I
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>>82564993
>alleged
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Why didn't Peter Hackson show us this battle?
Make the Osgiliath boat assault this battle instead with the corsairs
Then have Aragorn sumond the ghost and attacking the ships
How fucking hard was this exactly?
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>>82564845
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Why not put the huargs in FOTR?
Why made up battles at Osgiliath when you can have shelob in TTT?
Why not make the voice of Saruman at the end of the TTT?
Why not show Erebor or Dol Guldur in ROTK instead of the spider who should've been in TTT?
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>>82564072
You can see fields for farming just above Gandalf's head in the distance.

You can't see the road that leads into the main gate because of the rise.

Does autism mean you can't look at pictures?
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>>82564072
that whole field in front of Minas Tirith was just an empty playground for MASSIVE to populate it with CGI soldier units

they probably ran out of money to put anything requiring work and attention to detail there
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>Terryfing, convincing, well done
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>>82565001
Shadowfax is an off-road horse.
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>Cheesy, dumb, shameful
Gollum should've never been cgi
Prove me wrong fags
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>>82564845
Of course J.Racist.Racist Tolkeen would have blacks on the front lines protecting a bunch of whites.
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>>82566664
Actually in the rotk extended edition appendices it explained they were looking for a location in new zealand to portray the pelennor but couldnt find one so they went to the cgi route. This was at the time hackson was going full cgi mode
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>>82566349
This shit movie was long enough already.
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>>82567684
no because the shelob thing was suposed to go to Twin Towers
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>>82565868
>Venice
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was saruman all colored after his battle with gandalf since his imprisonment?
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>>82564573
Stupid fuck you stole my post.
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>>82565073
yeah so what the fuck is the road for then...
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>>82566349
I think he should have cut out the ghost army entirely. Instead of Aragorn going into the mountains and fighting with the ghost king, have him go to Pelargir, where he meets a Denethor-type figure who refuses to listen. You can have the same "none but the king of Gondor may command me" scene, with Aragorn pulling out Anduril and convincing him to go to Minas Tirith.
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>>82565001
It's a libertarian realm and Gandalf doesn't want to violate anyone's NAP as he didn't have enough coin to pay the road toll.
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>>82564098
>shitting up every thread by claiming black people are productive
This is the life you chose, faggot.
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Fellowship was the best of the trilogy tbqhwyf. I loved the other two, but Jackson seemed to be progressively more enamored with CGI and video-game stunts in every subsequent film, and began going full retard in the Hobbit films. In fact he went far beyond full retard in the Hobbit films.

FotR was just excellent quality all around.
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>>82564459
>any kine
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>>82570097
He was actually going to CGI the Ring-Wraiths, but didn't have the budget.
So let's be glad he never got to do that.
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>>82564072
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>>82565001

>mailman walks through my yard when I have a clean and well maintained walkway leading directly to the door
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>>82564072

Aragorn was a anarchist activist at the start of the trilogy and by the end he was a full blown military junta dictator

It's a warning for what happens when people trust the che-guevara figure like
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>>82564072

They were feed by underground plantations done by dwarfs in the first century

thus the name, minas tirith
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>>82565068
Gandalf can't use the big boy magic because his boss said so. Men have to work out their own issues or something like that
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>>82565081
This was true until Denethor's Equine Shodding Subsidy (DESS) which provided all horse owners one pair of horse shoes per horse up to a total of 4 horses.

He accomplished this with only a 0.2% tax on corporate holdings.
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>>82565289
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Why would they need roads if the eagles carried everything?
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>>82564103
You don't even need to be a bookfag to infer that Minas Tirith was originally more of a fortress and not the primary citadel of Gondor.
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>>82565047
even with horse shoes, running on hard surface is bad for horses and humans, that's why athletic runners train on a special tracks that isn't as hard as surfaces such as pavements or roads
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>>82564498
They cribbed so much of nasmith's stuff but really missed the finer details. The colours especially are wonderful here compared to the muddy grey mess of the movie.
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>>82564072
Everytime I get to a new city, I stop my car, say the name of the city, and then keep driving.
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>>82565965
>>82566428
I didn't say it wasn't supposed to be black.
Just a black outer wall with an all white city is patrician as fuck.
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>>82575857
When Gandalf and Pippin arrive there are not many colors left, the book goes great lengths to illustrate that.

It should have looked a bit nicer when Gandalf showed up in FotR
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>>82564072
Why didn't gandalf just eat the ring?
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>>82564783
Why does this Orc have jewelry pierced to his nose? Is it some sort of marker that he's the designated fuck-orc?

That would make sense. Sauron wants to satisfy orc libidos, thus maintaining high testosterone levels in battle.
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>>82564072
Why is the distance between Minas Tirith and Osgiliath 2 miles instead of 50?
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>>82565600
Probably similar to Bernie's
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maybe the farms and splendours of normal everyday live were destroyed by the preoccupation with the treat from mordor
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>>82564072
Because it's a Libertarian city.
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>>82571639
I used to be a mailman and this was easily one of the best parts of the job. Old homebound dudes especially would get all kinds of rustled and there was nothing they could do about it.
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>>82564072
this looks fits better with the fucked up condition of ME and Gondor in general,in the books is stated that MT is a huge city almost empty,men only manage to half fill the city and that is gathering all the armies they have.
also gondor went throuhg a lot of pest plagues and constant attack from orcs.
so not so good for farming and chilling in the outside.
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>>82576981
Fuck you.
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