>player >active on the NY club scene >picks up girls

>JGL
>convincing heterosexual

pick one

If he loved wanking so much why would he go clubs? Why wouldnt he just stay home and wank off all day?

>>82558769
What a pretentious movie poster.
>that fucking smug face
>WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY [smug face]
>"BUZZWORDS" - Shitty magazine reviewer
>title is a play on "Don Juan"

>>82558769
>can't find a single slut who is into anal, doggy, facials and other "porn" stuff
Aside from doggy which is a pretty basic position, irl girls aren't very susceptible to porn tier shit. Especially if they're chicks you just picked up that night.

>>82558953
this. incredibly arrogant and self-satisfied movie

>>82559062
>making a movie specifically to get ScarJo dry humping you
I want to self-satisfy myself like that

Isn't doggy normalfag as fuck though

>>82559323

it's literally every woman's favourite position

>>82559213
Isn't he a fag

>>82558769

That is the dumbest fucking movie I ever attempted to unironically watch.
I tried to watch it with a buddy who's hardly a sophisticated intellectual (his main hobby is BMWs) and we both felt insulted by how stupid it was.

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>>82559323
Yes
>tfw like the visual stimulation of missionary, but prefer the emotional detachment of doggy

>>82559466
No, but he is a feminist. Although I fail to see a difference.

>>82559040
this is false and true, depending on who you are

>>82559575

prone bone is where it's at bruh

I liked it
the ending was utter shit though

This is actually pretty good

>>82558769
>>can't find a single slut who is into anal, doggy, facials and other "porn" stuff
There are things I liked in this movie, mainly when you see his family and how his father is always sitting at the table watching TV while his mom does everything and runs the house, and how JGL strays from that by taking care of his place by himself. That's the kind of thing it should have been about. Because chad complaining that club sluts won't suck his dick is ridiculous.

>>82558953
Seriously. I've never seen the movie but the poster makes me want to punch him in the face. All those buzzwords are positioned next to his face to make it look like they are supposed to be describing JGL himself.

Also how it says, "The *first* filem written and directed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt" - as if he is already some big established filmmaker with a bunch of movies and not just a pretty-boy actor diddling in filmmaking for the first time.

Not to mention the plot sounds like it's about a person who's life is terrible because they have too much sex, boo hoo.