You arrive in the town of Sweetwater. What's the first

>>82558213
Kill one of the bots and take his job.

>>82558356
They know who's a host and who's a guest.

I'd ass fuck all the whores first.

Fuck a 12 year old looking lolibot in front of the fathee then ask the mother to join in
Its fine tho they are robots lmao

find some sweetwaters xd hehe

>>82558404
They have cameras everywhere
I feel like this place would shut down day 1 if they didn't have rules preventing that shit

>>82558213
Try to shoot myself

I'd take a massive shit on Clementine's face and tell her to lick it up - and she would.

>>82558428
I pay good money to jizz inside a 12 year old that give those cunts their salary i can fuck my lolibot whenever i want
They just jealous they cant afford one

What's to stop a guest from falling off a cliff and dying? They can't program gravity.

>>82558213
rape

>>82558474
the cliffs aren't real and everything is built on matresses so even falling down is like jumping on a bed

Rape Delores right next to the horse in the middle of town.

>>82558474

The guests don't weigh much because of the shrink ray. You would just land in your feet, the same way an ant is fine if you drop it.

Explore my repressed sexual desires, obviously.

>>82558213
Do you thibk guest ever accidentally raped another guest because he thought she was a robot?

>>82558723
>shrink ray
Is this bait?

>>82558874
No its canon, have you even watched the show?

>>82558874
dumbass pleb faggot

>>82558527
what about the horse?

Fuck a horse in the ass

Leave the town of Sweetwater.

>>82558213
Go to Dolores' house, rape her, make her live in the pig pen and force her to drink horse piss, all while Teddy watches from the cuck shed

>>82559055
xd

I'd step off the train completely naked. My holiday has begun.

I'd spend the whole time doing weird shit. Take my horse inside buildings, take a dump on the floor, even try to convince other guests that I'm a robot and take them on bullshit pointless "quests". Farting in people's faces would be a regular thing too.

>>82558428
>They have cameras everywhere

With the amount of shit the operators miss I'm sure fucking a lolibot wont be that difficult after 2/3 visits

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>>82559055
>Teddy watches from the cuck shed

>>82558213
Get back on the train and leave

>>82560027
You can't just do a 360 and walk away from an opportunity like this though

>>82560049
if you do 360 you'd just keep walking in the same direction, you mean 180

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>>82559410

>>82560027
And miss out on all that raep?

I'd try to steal everything there is. Guns, gold, NPC clothes, jugs, brooms, empty buckets, everything.

>>82559410
SO RANDUM XD

*holds up spork*

>>82560087
For all intensive purposes, you're wrong m8. I guess if thats how you want to interpret it though, it could be a blessing in the skies, since you'd get to experience Westworld after all

>>82559026
Let the horse rape her later.

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>>82559055
DELETE THIS

>>82558213
rape another guest and pretend i didnt know

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>>82560198
>intensive purposes

>>82558428
>implies youre allowed to stab child hosts to death but not rape them
theyre just hosts

>>82560182
It's all fake.

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>>82560258

> >intensive purposes

>>82560277
so is rape. Where's the pleasure in rape if you're not crushing someone's will?

I wanted to fuck that ''2 in westworld'' more than all the chicks in the actual park

>>82560411
Oh shit man, you are edgy as fuck! You better be careful nobody hears you say that, I don't think the world is ready for a maverick like you! I wish I could be a rebel, playing by my own rules and waking up the sheeple

>>82560411
You sound like you've never had your limp dick anywhere near a vagina in your entire life.

>>82560304
you missed the other one

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>>82560469
meh, learn to follow the conversation

>>82560277
I guess if you're that into the scenario, you''d probably take that for granite

>>82560432
yeah, so does everyone else
someone made a macro of it, wish i saved it

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>>82558213
>step off the train

it's dick slappin' time

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>>82560198
>intensive purposes

Do you think if things like this, or even more accessible experiences like VR with haptic feedback body suits, were widespread in the future, we'd eventually lose all interest in sex and sexual deviancy? Like, when I buy 6 packs of Haribo's, I lose interest after the 3rd or 4th pack

>>82559055
just go to sweden

Re-enact Blood Meridian with myself as the Judge.

>>82560634

Most people wouldnt be able to afford that stuff but for the people that do I'd imagine that they'd lose interest in vanilla sex and their deviancy will reach and surpass scat levels

>>82558213
try to roleplay and enjoy the world, but end up becoming a serial rapist killer

literally how my open-world vidya game sessions end up proceeding

>>82560258
>>82560602
fuck off back to where you came from

>>82560767
No point saying shit, people like that are a diamond dozen around this time of the year

>>82560848
you did it once and it was fine but you always try to force it in as many times as you can just like reddit. it's not funny stop forcing it. nobody liked it here>>82560529
and you're so sad dumb and stupid that you just tried it again. fuck off retard

>>82558474
Programming gravity wouldn't be far off the level of pure manchild fantasy elsewhere present in the series. This series is gay.

>>82560198
>>82560602
fucking lol'd hard

Lay down in the street and just an all day

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Light the whole town and every host i could kill on fire. Guess nobody at the Westworld management even thought about that.
What can they do? Rebuild the whole town in a day?

a big dump then they have to change the same to SHITWATER lel

>>82560258
>>82560304
>>82560602
So... does that mean "blessing in the skies" gets a pass?

>>82560716
>people wouldn't be able to afford that stuff
>doesn't know how the free market operates

Westworld sucks, kys

>>82561145
>What can they do? Rebuild the whole town in a day?

>rebuild town
>haul out really old robots
>kek at the interactions with guests

I'd grab Dolores right away and ride in to the boonies, she'd serve as my personal cum dumpster while I decapitate the natives.

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>>82558213

Ask directions to Shogun World. Cowboys are gay.

Find Armistice, do bandit stuff.

Go find me an injun woman and shack up with her after killing her tribe

>>82564379
With her butt?

>>82564379
this

>>82558213
Rape sex and fuck.

>>82558428
there's a lot of shit in the show suggesting they're living in some kind of anarcho-capitalist society.

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>>82558213
I'd try to find the maze.

>>82558213
>rape everything in sight
>for 5 minutes most
>get bored and start shooting people
>have an existential crisis
>kill myself

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>yfw you get to Sweetwater and another guest has just picked up the can for Dolores or successfully wooed Snek

The most popular attractions are the ones you have to wait in line for, folks..

I'd log onto 4chan

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>>82566018

These violent delights have violent ends.

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Commence operations on The Interracial Westworld Grounds.

All white girls are immediatley gifted a tall nubian cowboy lord where they are then instructed to breed with said nubian until the BBC quota is met.

It would be a nice life..filled with happiness and compliance. The white males would lay dormant in their cuck sheds of course, watching their daughters getting bred with superior black seed, the world finally making sense and coming closer to the endgame it was always meant to become.

A beautiful utopia.

A Westworld Breeding Grounds.

>>82560258
>>82560304
>falling for this babby class b8

>>82558874
>is this bait?

Is this?

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>>82564297

Do the hosts pee and poop?
I would force Dolores to pee and poop on herself in the middle of town

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I would make a beeline for my waifu and have sxyy times ignoring all the bullshit about the maze. I would also rob some people.

>>82558213
Take a shit

>>82568391
She's sexy and I would do her, but she no ass at all.

>>82564379
I wonder if Snek is programmed with the ability to fall in love.

>>82558213
Honestly?

Probably do the treasure hunt.

>>82558404
>>82558428
I think so too. In the real wild west perhaps such things were possible but I can't hrlp but notice all girls at whore house are 30+? Was that typical?

>>82558453
Not much of a rind on you anon.

>>82558453
Not much of a rind on you anon.

>>82558474
They can if it's in the shrinking machine

>>82564915
Pfft like what?
Entire show has been set in damn theme park.
If a show was filmed entirely in Disneyworld you'd probably think the same, but without actually seeing wider Orlando you can't make that conclusion.

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>>82558213

Wait for PPQueen87 to show up for our date

>>82564915
I didn't see any roads, this checks out

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>>82569781
>swnpoyic
Why live?

>>82568582
>I wonder if Snek is programmed with the ability to fall in love.
I assumed she and Hector were a thing.

>>82558213
Fuck the whores.

>>82558213
I order some sasparilla.

>>82558474

Apparently they're able to program hosts to knock guests out without risking serious harm so... probably the same magic that enables that.

>>82558213
rape dolores of course

>>82571068
What if there are no hosts around?

>>82558213
Assfuck the rectangle box face chick