>characters move into a new house
>it's haunted
>child has an imaginary friend
>everyone experiences paranormal activity except for the husband at first
>scratch marks
>blood on the walls
>black dog
>items go flying against the room
>spoopy ghost appears in the mirror
>>82554652
>character gets dragged by something invisible
>character hides behind object and peers around one side to see if they are being pursued
>when they turn back whatever is chasing them is there and says boo
>rapid cuts between the footage and black in the trailer
>ZRT--AA--AA--AA--UU--UU--HH--ZZZUUUPPHH
No one is entertained.
>>82554627
>ghosts aren't rea-
>sees ghost
>>82554886
I entertained your mom last night
>Camera pans 360 degrees
>Jumpscare in final frame
Insidious?
>ghost is revealed
>freeze frame
>record scratch
>"Yup that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here."
>walks into a room
>door slams shut and locks behind character
>teens chased by chainsaw wielding maniac through the woods
>they haven't all shit their pants
>>82554627
So amityville horror?
https://youtu.be/c5Maq9H1lZ8
>spoops turn out to have irl explanations
>movie ends with family saying good night
>last good night is le SpOooOoookY voice saying good night
>based on a true story
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"yup, that's a record scratch and a freeze frame. I bet you wonder how they got here."
>ghosts travel through mirrors
>family now only uses cameras and monitors to apply makeup
>>82554627
You just described every episode of paranormal witness.
>>82555300
>characters try to communicate with the ghost
>ghost gets stronger
> character looks at a cross on wall
> it begins to turn upside down
>>82554627
>villian chases his victim on foot
>they get away in a car with full speed
>villian appears behind them at the destination on foot at the same time
>Ghost is friendly
>Gets bullied by other ghosts.
>look in mirror
>see reflection
>break eye contact with mirror
>look back into it
>spooky spectre behind you
>>82554827
>>82555373
>ghosts are scared of GHOSTS
>killer is FED UP WIT THUS WORL
>goes on a rampage in his home destroying his own stuff
>starts sniffing and humping a dress
>kills self
>victim trips while running away, probably over nothing
>>82554953
Newfag?
>contrived situation to negate cellphones
>set before cellphones
>ghost is in the cellphone
>"For the last time, there's no such thing as-"
>ghosts appear
>"GHOSTS!!!!!"
>serial killer/monster kills black guy first
>"And your OTHER nigger..."
>>82555684
>killer kills 9/10
>doesn't play with dicks and pusy
>ghost appears
>protagonist starts to run
>ghost chases after protagonist
>Benny Hill theme starts to play
>>82554827
>rapid cuts between the footage and black in the trailer
>>BRRAAAP--AA--AA--AA--BRRP--UU--HH--BRRRRAAAAPPPP
>>82555816
>brappid braps braptween the brapage and brap in the braaper
>BRRAAAP--AA--AA--AA--BRRP--UU--HH--BRRRRAAAAPPPP
>rapid cuts between the footage and black in the trailer
*Bb-bbb-uurrrrrp* get *b-b-burrr-rrr-rrrpppp* shwifty
>>82554627
>ghost stuff starts happening
>hispanic maid knows all the lore about the ghost stuff
>>82555631
what is a cellphone really going to do for you if the problem is an actual ghost?
>goggles "spooky ghost in house"
>first result is "history of the arch demon gelsushal"
>recognises spooky symbol and finds out how to defeat it
>6 year old children are depicted as not being able to tell the difference between their imagination and a fucking ghost
>>82556772
call the ghostbusters
>>82554627
>and your other house
>>82555616
shut the fuck up you plebbit cunt
ive been here from 2013 which is probably the year u were born in lmao
>>82558038
>point camera in a 6 year olds face
>"what happened?"
>kid says some vague spooky shit about his friend
>cuts to hours later, parents apparently gave zero shits about what their kid said
>>82558055
what is retard pepe eating?
>>82559706
yellow snow