I was wondering who you thought would win if the seinfeld sextet

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I was wondering who you thought would win if the seinfeld sextet and freddy kreuger fought?

Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, Cosmo Kramer, Newman and Sue Ellen Mischke take on the sleep slasher who goes by the name of Frederick Charles "Freddy" Krueger in their dreams!

Scenario:

On the night of October 30th, 1999, a few months after George Costanza, Elaine Benes, Cosmo Kramer and, of course, Jerry Seinfeld, have been released from jail and are just a night away from Halloween of that year, all four are asleep in their respective homes, with Newman and Sue Ellen Mischke falling asleep at the same time as them in their respective homes, as well.

However, it turns out that Freddy Krueger has recently entered the dreamland of their universe and is eager for new targets, and the dream demon is nothing short of only too elated, overjoyed and excited when he sees the six ones whose names have been mentioned asleep and dreaming.

Recognizing him after they fall asleep and see him upon seeing themselves on a dark, satanic version of Jerry's auditorium theater, all six realize that, in the case of rivalries, differences have to be put aside if they can even hope to survive such a dangerous, threatening situation as this, especially after Freddy boasts he's going to pick them off one by one even if they all attack him at once.

They mean to work together simultaneously against Freddy, sure enough, but his focus on them is greater than it would be on most victims.

After all, he doesn't want anyone stealing his thunder in terms of nastiness and/or hilarity, so he's particularly focused on Jerry, Sue and Newman.

He's also especially focused on Elaine because he loves killing women more than he does men despite how he enjoys killing both.

And Freddy thinks that Kramer's lack of intelligence and George's lack of courage will make them only too easy for him to get rid of, no matter what else happens, with or without the sextet attacking him all at once.