>IM MARY POPPINS YALL legitimately made me laugh out loud,

Ego did nothing wrong

Quill did nothing

>>82550651
Raccoon was the only one who did anything wrong

>>82550592
It's the setup that sells it

"Whose Mary Poppins? Is he cool?"
"Uh, yeah, he's pretty cool"

Mantis a cute

>ywn see Yondu help in the fight against Thanos

feels bad man

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I was actually surprised by how fucking evil he was. I thought he was just going to be a smug asshole.

>kills hundreds of his own children
>gives Peter's mom cancer, presumably did fucked up shit to all the other mothers
>his plan to make everything "him" would have killed trillions of people
>broke Peter's walkman

All the other villains seem pretty tame by comparison.

>>82550884
he was an atheism 101's view of god just rolling out a perpetual death-and-try-again until a decent son is fit enough.

The plan to make everything "him" was basically "omg patriarchy just splurging everywhere, pure ego opening franchises, pure cancer reproducing" and Quill had to discard his god privilege to save black ladies in other planets because real-fathers-actually-blablabla

>>82550868
>implying he's not being revived

>>82550884
dont worry, good job we have this convieniant super bomb with some batteries taped to it, that should take care of the this planet/celestial.

i wonder how they willl defeat thanos, probably throw a rock in his way so he stubs his toe, and as he falls to the ground iron man says "the bigger you are, the harder you fall" then somone will say it was not the rock that tripped him, he fell by the weight of his own hubris. well played marvel

>>82551127
how?

>>82551166
I DROPPED THE CUBE

>>82551084
>if you kill me you won't be a god anymore!
>the time for white men having power is over! we don't deserve it! this narrative where my father suddenly turned out to be a nazi proves it!

>>82551166
You get a (You) for those digits and a tip of the fedora for your post

>>82551190
I got this reference

Can someone pls explain what the fuck this movie was even about?

I'm usually smart when it comes to complex movies. I understand End of Evangelion for example.

>>82551218
it wasnt very subtle. Plus the blue guy and the racoon were legit more touching in their characters being assholes pushing others

Meanwhile Quill just sat there

>>82550592

I unironically enjoyed the hell out of this movie and the first one. I am not sorry. I liked it. I enjoyed the funeral scene and felt bad

>>82551273
>my boss' wife's son

>>82551300

Dubs don't lie. It was an enjoyable movie.

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CAN WE JUST SEE ALL THE CELESTIALS AND OTHER COSMIC ENTITIES ALREADY? TIRED OF WAITING

>>82550677
>t. Tazerface

>>82551396
Kej

>>82551396
Literally the worst part of the movie.

>>82551190
lol, worst part is that it would be so fucking faithful if it went with that.

>>82550780
Quill didn't say it like that. His line was more of a feels moment followed by Yondu's great delivery of the Mary Poppins line.

>>82550592
Its loose jokes like these that make the whole thing enjoyable. I just didn't expect something so stupid to be said by that particular character so it took me by surprise when I lol'd at it.

>>82551273
The five main characters from the first movie represent the five coping mechanisms from the Elizabeth Kubler Ross grief process. Peter Quill tries to diffuse conflicts by making deals so he's "Bargaining", Gamora rejects Peter's romantic advances so she's "Rejection", Drax is obviously "Anger", Rocket Raccoon is "Depression" (something people say in this stage is "I would have died eventually anyway" Rocket says "My species doesn't live that long anyway"), leaving Groot as "Acceptance" since he accepts the sacrifice he makes to save the others without hesitation. Ronan represents Death and the Guardians are how we cope with its inevitability. Other things people do to cope with death is make art, write music, dance and crack jokes which the series is littered with. Ego represents Life as a concept with the only goal of acquiring information and submitting all other life forms to its dominion. Ego is immortal and in this way offers Peter a way to cheat death and side step all of the grief that comes from confronting it. Peter's heroic sacrifice calls to mind Gilgamesh who accepts his own mortality as part of what makes the human experience beautiful.

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Get over it.

>>82551190

You were too tricky for your own good, Thanos!

>roll credits

>>82551602
Not even trying to meme, what did she mean by this? Did I miss something that puts context into that line?

>>82551599
>immortal
>dies
pic one, heres a tip its the second one

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Anyone else think that Zune product placememt was weird?

>>82551778
Zune is dead. They were beating it mercilessly.

>>82551338
Dubs can lie

>>82551175

If some fuckin dweebs back on earth can do it (see: Daredevil&Iron Fist) then these space motha fuckas gotta have something

>>82551778

Nah, it'll help Microsoft sell millions of them this quarter. They might even beat out the Creative Rio for top MP3 player.

>>82551739
She was just sarcastically telling Gamorra to not make a big deal about saving her life. In terms you would understand, she was being "tsundere".

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>>82551956
>Netflix/ABC/Hulu/Freeform marvel tv
>canon

Lel

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>>82551602
Amelia...

Do you want to see more of teenage Groot or back to adult Groot?

emotionally manipulative disney shit and I loved it

>>82552186
Teen Groot! Make him super obnoxious and rude!

>>82551175
Soul Gem

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>Ego talking to Peter about he can shape his destiny
>"Yes, my son, it's all yours"
>"I'm gonna build some weird shit!"

I fucking lost it

>>82551273

In a loose description, its about family relationships, understanding who you are and being grateful for what you already have.

>>82551190
>>82551615


>OOPS, I DROPPED THE CUBE
>You were too tricky for your own good, Thanos!
>Thanos gets arrested by the police
>roll credits

>>82550592
me too XD

>>82552310
I won't even be mad

>>82552310

Yall do know even without the Gauntlet Thanos is a near unstoppable force who can tank just about anything right. The Guantlet is supposed to be overkill, but Thanos getting to it is what makes the story.

>>82552228
fuck you faggot

>>82550592
You are dumb.

>>82550592
i liked the movie, but sometimes it felt like the writers were just thinking "ok how can we fit a joke into this scene"
i feel like it was a little too try hard when it came to the jokes.
that pacman scene was pretty stupid. Theres a cool fight going on and he turns into pacman? come on, we get it, guardians of the galaxy is cool and funny. just tone it down a tiny bit, youre reaching too much

>>82550651
>Ego did nothing wrong

He murdered Peter's mom. Why didn't he just take her and Peter with him? Simple.

spin off of him as a cree battle slave would be interesting

>>>/wsg/1679139
>>>/wsg/1679139
>>>/wsg/1679139
>>>/wsg/1679139
>>>/wsg/1679139

>>82552186
Adult. Teenage groot was funny. But we dont need more of it.

>>82551084
>atheism 101's view of god just rolling out a perpetual death-and-try-again

Atheists didn't write your retarded Bible.

>>82552442
He had no reason to believe Peter was going to be the single kid that inherited enough of the celestial genes.

He also had other alien bitches to go fuck

>>82552366
But that actually happened. Thanos is obviously feared in the movie universe since all of the aliens call him the most powerful being in the universe, but casuals that make up most of the revenue for Marvel movies don't know that Thanos actually really is an incredibly powerful being and likely won't understand the end of this Infinity saga when he ends up defeating himself.
>>82552401
>an Earth kid from the 80s
>first thing he thinks of is an 800 foot tall Pacman statue
>it's out of place that he turns into Pacman when he realizes how to control the power
Thinking with your heart does crazy things.

>>82552442
He literally explains it in the movie that if he stayed with Peter's mom for any longer, then he'd abandon his purpose just to live with her.

Ego and Yondu were the best part of this. Ego is easily one of the best MCU villains, not that there's much competition, Kurt Russell was great.

>>82551383
why? so they can do literally nothing impressive?

"hurr durr look at my celestial magic, I can make tentacles that die to bullets."

>>82552186
They've teased that we've not seen "final form" Groot, so I'd say we're getting a bit of adult Groot then final form groot in Avengers

>>82550592
I KNOW RIGHT!!!! LIKE OMG LOL XD
I immediately got out my phone and tweeted i'M MERRY POPPINS YALL XD" and like got thousands of RT's on my twitter! XD XD XD

>>82551428

Taserface felt forced but the worst part is easily the intro with le cute dancing babby grott

I'm so glad he'll be back to adulthood in time for the next movie

>>82552584
>lol I have super powers, son
>I too have super powers, father
>epic DBZ fight scene
>with the power of love and friendship, you are defeated father

Yeah, great villain.

>>82552565
The fact that he actually did fucking love her and that his "ego" won out in the end is fucking heartbreaking. Marvel Studios (James Gunn really) actually gave a villain some nuance.

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>>82550592
one in a long line of scenes that made me go "yeah I get it"

>>82552494
Damn, an intellectual on /tv/...

Empathy puts ego to sleep.

>>82552513
>single kid that inherited enough of the celestial genes

So what? He needs his children on his planet to find out. Instead of leaving potential vital resources scattered around the galaxy, bring them to your planet.

>other alien bitches to go fuck

A god can't master two timing. Ashley Madison, nigga.

>>82552730
>I found love
>but I should kill her because reasons
sad that this passes as nuance for Marvel

>>82552842
He loved a woman but his mission and calling were far more important. He knew this and there was a very brief moment that he actually thought of abandoning eons of planning and seeding for a single Earth woman who he grew fond of. But in the end his ego got the best of him. That's greek tragedy my main man. Simple but gut punching.

>>82552981
>muh mission
wanting to kill all life to reboot the universe because life was disappointing except not really because he found love... yeah, no, it was shitty

>>82552442
I thought it was akin to dying giving birth (or more like from conception/growing inside her, the tumor from the brain creating/processing a celestial kid/seed) so he "killed" her just as Quill "killed" her

If he simply killed her bc he's a meany that's really bad (though the other case isn't that nice either)

>>82553036
Dude, he has been around for millions of years. Of course shit was gonna be disappointing. To him, HE was the height of possibility. Except for that one brief moment with Peter's mom. The only time he ever even placed someone before himself and his insane quest.

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>>82552710
>Mr blue sky
>worst part

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>>82550592
They actually did it. They actually fucking made a movie about Reddit. No dog whistles, no allusions, just pure straight Reddit pleb shit. Every fucking line is a meme. EVERY SINGLE ONE. There isn't one joke or quote in this movie that wouldn't get you at least 50 upvotes. If you were a Bernie Sanders supporter, this flick is for you. If you own a fedora this flick is for you. If you like taking turns with your girlfriend getting rammed in the ass by imported black cock this flick is for you. If you're a normal fucking person who votes Republican and enjoys films about ideas, characters, and interesting settings this piece of shit flick is not for you and given the fact that there are no movies like that anymore because critics and audiences can't get enough meme superhero space shit you're better off just finding another hobby or killing yourself.
Fuck Reddit, fuck memes, and fuck whoever likes this piece of shit movie

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>>82550780
Also the way Yondu said it was so sincere and innocent. He was so happy to be Mary Poppins and thought Peter was looking up to him in that moment. Thinking about it is making me feel.
It was such a genuine moment.

>>82553203
Nigga what the fuck is a Reddit movie and what qualification does it need to be Reddit? At this point it seems people only say that being they are too stupid to come up with a valid response.

>>82553291
Peter not wanting to hurt his feelings or take away that moment from him was great. He let him have it. Pretty great relationship.

I'm a powerful bad guy. The key to conquering the galaxy is within my grasp. Do I fly my spaceship and get it myself? Or will I (Thanos, Ego) sit on my ass and get some shady punk (Loki, black guy, Gomorrah, Nebula, Yondu) to do it and screw everything up?

>>82553171

The song is good, the GCI twig trying too hard to be cute is not. The scene just dragged on, it could have been 2 minutes shorter

>>82553291
It was just a perfect dad moment

>>82552649
>this
He will age more in-between films. When next we see him he'll be a young adult

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So Ego's the greatest bad guy anyone in Marvel has ever saved the world, err, galaxy from right?

>would have killed billions, maybe trillions

In the great scheme of things, what are Loki, Ultron, HYDRA to this guy?

>>82551500
No fucking shit idiot. It's exactly what happened in the comics.

>hurr if it happened like it did in the comics it would be so faithful to the comics LOLXD

>>82553203
>implying 4chan isn't 100% memes

>>82553333
>>82553333
>>82553333
This.

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>>82553291

>Is he cool?
>Yes, he's cool.

>>82553496
People killed by Ego in this movie: 0
People killed by Yondu and Rocket Raccoon in this movie: countless, including themselves

>>82553704
>People killed by Ego in this movie: 0

That's a little bit harsh to people from Missouri

>>82553704
He probably killed some when all the planets started to convert and remember the boneyard of all the offsprings inside the cave.

>>82553704
>in this movie

Is that how you dismiss Peter's mom and hundreds of his brothers and sisters?

>>82553943
>He probably killed some when all the planets started to convert

Everyone in that Dairy Queen and some cops, at the very least

He also confesses to murdering Meredith Quill

>>82553971
and all his alien kids

>>82553469
No, he will be fully grown at least. Guardians 2 is so far the only MCu movie to not take place in current times. It's only a short few months after Guardians 1 and look how much Groot has grown.. His next appearance will be in Infinity War, which takes place at least 4 years after Guardians 2. At this rate he will be full gown by then.

I haven't seen GOG 2 yet

Is it on par with the first movie? Humour wise and all that jazz

>>82556238
Unless you don't mind turd and piss jokes, you should probably be fine.

>>82556238
The humor tries to top the previous movie it feels forced.
There are funny parts, but even then it doesn't capture the humor of the first movie.
Less action, Star-Lord doesn't do shit for majority of the movie.
Rocket is more of a dick, Drax lightens up, Gamora has family issues, Groot is a baby, and Mantis is a mix of comic relief and an outlet for other characters emotions.

>>82556323
>>82556326
Reddit-tier then, right?

First movie was genuinely funny, something I didn't expect from a Marvel movie

Thanks

James Gunn is objectively a good filmmaker. I've been a fan ever since Slither.

Also he wrote Dawn of the Dead 2004. It's no coincidence why that is Zack Snyder's best film

are the fight scenes better in this one? I remember them being pretty bad in the first GOTG

>>82551570
The guy you're replying to is only slightly off, exchange is literally
>you look like Mary Poppins
>is he cool?
>yeah, he's cool
>I'M MARY POPPINS Y'ALL

Movie was meh but great moment

>>82556486

I had no idea that Gunn did Slither. I thought that was great

>>82556486
Gunn and Snyder not making more movies together is a crying shame. They're like peanut butter and jelly.

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This was Exposition: The Movie.

And I'm actually annoyed no one has already pointed out this major flaw. It was literally shonen tier.

prove me wrong

>>82556623
Is his t-shirt supposed to look vaguely like YEAH BABY or am I the only one that reads it that way?

>>82553943
There is no evidence that would hold up in a court of law.

>>82556648

YEAH BRANDY?

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>>82556623
The MAIN CHARACTER of this movie does nothing but follow other people and sit on a couch for most of the runtime

>>82553722
Underrated.

>>82556884
Well, Groot wasn't big enough to do a whole lot.

>>82552366
>just about anything

Thanos is a motherfucker in his own right but isn't "tanking just about anything" without that Gauntlet. Entities like Big G or The Beyonder or Dormammu don't have to give a single shit about Thanos. Don't get me wrong; they don't go looking for that big purple fuck but they don't necessarily have to fear him.

>>82551383
The Watchers are such jobbers.

Ok, /tv/, we need to know how much plebian you're right now. Who of you, guys, actually enjoyed this movie? Tell the truth, no one will judge you.

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>>82550868
>>ywn see Yondu help in the fight against Thanos

>feels bad man

>>82550592
>IM MARY POPPINS YALL

Nice tie-in with another one of your movies, Disney. Not exactly subtle or clever.

GotG and its sequel are quintessential examples of reddit humor and the difference between that and 4chan humor is pretty straightforward.

Reddit humor:
>pushed by corporations
>safe, middle of the road, insincere, appeals to a wide variety of interest groups
>glorifies the image of the product it is pushing
>conforms to corporate and elite interests
>anti-democratic
>created by committee to sell products
>tries too hard to become a meme and in the process embed itself within the minds of consumers to sell more crap related to the franchise (the entire character of Groot)

4chan humor:
>anonymous origins
>free, democratic, open source
>subverts corporate interests and intentions (Bane in TDKR used to attack the movie, not praise it)
>not created to push a product or message, but rather to amuse and humor individuals
>created for a specific group of enlightened users, not dumbed down for the masses
>memes are not forced by corporations, but rather become popular due to their innate appeal

>>82550651
To an immortal planet, the life of a mortal is like that of an insect. We kill fly and ants all of the time with little remorse.

>>82556983

It's just a flash back right anon? right?

>>82550592
Anyone else get MoS vibes when Peter was holding Ego back from reaching the bomb?

>KRYPTON HAD ITS CHANCE

>>82557034
The whole DBZ fight at the end was a worse version of the MoS finale

>>82556999
Nice trips, but the variable intro only works with the Harry Potter pasta

>>82552710
Shouldn't he be a teenager Groot in vol. 3?

>>82557019
humans are weird

>see brutal assasination of a man in TV movie
>lol, how real, love the blood

>man hits a dog in a movie and dog whimpers
>NO PLEASE

>>82551218
you morons see what you want, it's incredible

>>82557069
Nah, he'll probably be adult sized considering it'll be set after Infinity War, which in the timeline is like 4 or 5 years after GOTG2.

>>82556981
I liked it, the only Marvel movie with character development and a villain worth a damn. It's no BvS but it's bloody good.

>>82551190
Thanoscopter in Infinity War or we riot

Michael Rooker did good, I haven't seen him in any other movie before.

>>82557411
I only knew him as Merle from TWD.

HAHAHA
I have famously huge turds

>>82557424
>>82557411

I originally knew him as the guy who turns into the alien monster in Slither.

>>82557411
Cliffhanger you faggits
See it

>>82556648
>>82556808
GEAR SHIFT

>>82557161
>we
not your personal army

>>82552381
They better give Thanos a helicopter in the shill universe movies.

>>82554194
Not people.

>>82550592
Fuck you autists and fuck rlm autists
Betas disrespect prequals and champion childrens absolute filth like this? Terribly written, terribly acted, unfunny, no story and best suited for downer children of 5.
Absolutely terrible

>>82551778
>i unironically use my Zune HD still for actual music in my car

>>82557957
What did he mean by this?

>>82551599
Death? That qould require tension, any pacing or concequences in this IRL mlp larp simulator

>>82558011
t. Not a fan

>>82557957
name you favorite movie

>>82552494
underage b8

>>82556981
it was good

>>82550592
I thought the scene was very nice but felt that Yondu's last line sort of ruined the moment.

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What's his superpowers?

>>82553036
>dude why was the bad guy's reasoning and motives flawed

I want subversive fedora moral relativists to leave

>>82553203
And here's a (You) to you good sir, have a wonderful day

>>82551956
bro yondu literally became space dust and floated out amongst the cosmos. That dudes fucking super gone

>>82551190
I read the first Thanos war in the comics recently and people kept dropping the cube all the time. That thing is fucking impossible to hold.

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Was the raccoon gay for Yondu?

Didn't he try to say "I love you" before getting cut off by Groot when they abandoned him?

>>82559610
Dressing up like a Nazi and not getting called out on it.

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Why was the costume design for Gamora so shit?

>>82559610
Super loyal for not cheating with Jennifer Lawrence

>>82559610
Meme magic

>>82560571
Why would anyone want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence?

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Can we talk about how insanely overpowered Yondu was? He should have been way more successful than he was, because that arrow was ridiculous. Where did he get that thing from, and why don't more people use it?

>>82561165
He's like one of those guys that's good at wave clearing, strong versus the the pawns, weak versus the main players.

>>82551084
>he was an atheism 101's view of god

Or anybody who actually bothered to read The Bible or the mythology of the Greek pantheon.

>>82560551

Nevermind the costume design.

>Nebula's all metallic, has robot eyes and voice
>Yondu's blue all over, even his tongue and insides of mouth, and has weird teeth and eyes
>Gamora just has a regular human mouth on the inside and normal human eyes with some funky eyeshadow around them

That shit instantly tells your brain that it's just someone in facepaint, because it's so superficial, especially when you go from a scene with Yondu talking to one with her. Hell, there are even scenes where you can see her lipstick having worn off for fuck's sake. She looks more like a B-movie alien than the aliens on that Defiance tv-show, despite the differences in budget.

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What did he mean by this?

>>82561165
They were thieves/smugglers, not hired killers, so he probably didn't actually get much use for it except as an intimidation thing.

There's probably not many people willing to interface some experimental technology directly with their brain just so they can kill people with a whistle-arrow that they have to learn how to control really well.

>>82551744
>Be Immortal Highlander
>Heck get's lopped off
>Die
Just because you're immortal doesn't mean you can't be killed.

>>82550592
>capeshit

>>82550592
Same.

>>82550592
I enjoyed that scene, and most of the rest of the film as well.

>>82557113
Yes, the /pol/force is incredible.

There's no way Drax would've survived that crash. Nigga would be chopped into a hundred pieces.

>>82557555
>Retards don't understand that was funny because it was a completely unfunny line.

>>82562362
Drax is not a biological organism.

>>82551175
There is "dead", and then there is "Marvel dead".

>>82553291
This.
Also, posts like this is why /tv/ should be allowed to continue to exist.

>>82560551
Am I only one who think she is pretty meh looking actress? I don't know if it's because of her nose..looks weird

>>82562362
He's not human.

What annoyed me was how Gamora couldn't reel him in.

>>82553704
I imagine he killed at least a couple million on all the different worlds combined getting shit on my that blue stuff throughout the galaxy.

>>82551084
You're so austistic you literally have to turn everything into a political statement. Congratulations.

>>82562362
>Gets his shit properly kicked in by Ronan in the first movie, to the point where he was pretty much dead
>Crashing into trees at re-entry speed and landing outside the ship only gets a "THAT WAS AWESOME!" reaction
baka writers

>>82556623

The exposition was so annoying. Characters doling out plot details. Characters saying what their emotions and motivations are. I know they're supposed to be aliens but only a couple were like that in the first movie. Here its everyone.

>>82550592
t. a manchild

>>82562821
Gee, it's almost as if the guy who was feared across the galaxy might have been superhuman. Just like every character that's appeared on screen, the "human" included.

Also that was a spaceship designed to also fly within atmospheres. They braked.

>>82552186
Teenage Groot for sure.

>>82556529
No. The only good fight scene is gamora vs nebula and it's short and not that well choreographed. The boss battle reminded me of the Eric Bana Hulk boss battle.

>>82558688
Wanderlust and moonlight

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>ah yes finally a son that can help with me with my only purpose
>probably shouldnt do anything that could make him not help me
>better kill his mom for no reason

>>82551778
Zune was a joke. Dairy Queen was the weird one.

>>82563607
Not really considering Dairy Queen was a prominent fast food franchise in the 70s

>>82550592

fucking redditer pleb. JUST FUCKING END YOURSELF U FUCKING SCUM

STOP COMMMING HERE. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE YOU MARVEL FAGS AND YOUR SHIT MOVIES

>>82562513
Yes, I also need my virtual hugbox.
Fuck off

Should I watch this in theatres or is the camerip fine?

>>82563573
The reason was to make sure he stayed true to his plan (assuming he wasn't lying about the fact he would have stayed with her) and to make sure Quill had as few attachments to Earth as possible

>>82563761
It's got crazy good visuals, so a theater would be better. At least wait for good rips.

My mother died of cancer last year and I would like to watch this movie but how much cancer mommy drama is there? I can stomach a few minutes but not a whole subplot.

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>that looking glass song

seriously so fuckin' smooth.

>>82563761
The movie looks fantastic. Dr Strange tier. Definitely cinema.

>>82563817
You'll be fine, it's the daddy drama that'll get you.

>>82557023
It better be

>>82563791
>>82563888
Okay will do

Luckily its 50% off today

>>82563817
Barely any.

>>82563761
Hhahahahahah youre a fucking pathetic loser for even asking. Whats wrong, ten bucks is too much for you? Dont have any friends to go with?

>>82550884

Of course, he is THE WHITE MAN

>>82563944
pls no bully

this is a bully free zone

>>82563944
Nah, I just think movie theaters are kinda a waste of time usually. Most movies aren't worth seeing on "the big screen"

>>82563817
There's a bit involving the cancer that's pretty important to the whole plot though, even if it's just ~10 seconds long out of a two hour movie.
Real spoiler and not joke spoiler:
Ego reveals he put the cancer in her

>>82563761
http://spankbang.com/18nmp/video/lol+somebody+got+it+in+better+q

>>82563783
>couldnt just bring the mom along if she was even still alive

>>82564030
While this movie is much better as a theater watch, it's certainly not "worth" watching ever

>>82564030
lol youre a low income loser with no friends.

>>82564037
Gg that actually looks pretty good

Fuck the theater

>>82564086
audio quality is bad and there is like maybe a minute or two missing in the middle, but its a solid piece of kino that i found looking for blacked porn

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>>82563761
>or is the camerip fine?

People like you need to be genocided.

>>82551778
recall that this movie takes place in 2014

>>82564172
No people who support the hollyjew and trash flicks like capeshit need be genocided

>>82564194
Why would you watch a movie you dont enjoy?

>>82552256
Came here to post this. The delivery was perfect.

This was disappointing compared to the first. Drax was fucking obnoxious the whole time with his forced AHAHAHAHAHA moments, the Peter and Gamora romantic tension didn't make sense because I thought they had pretty much hooked up in the first movie already, Yondu dying was unnecessary (why didn't they keep the ship off the ground but still close by? Rocket knew Yondu was gonna try and save Peter). They honestly could have trimmed the movie down by 30 min because there was a lot of fluff.
I will say the scene where Ego admits he put the cancer in Merediths head was pretty good. Starlord is a good actor.

Overall the 1st is 7/10, this one was like a 6.

>>82564053
The mom was a mortal. Ego's plan could not involve mortals. He had to kill her not to give up his plans because she was irrevocably incompatible with them.

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>>82551778
I used to have a Zune HD. Unironically aesthetic as fuck MP3 player.

>>82564250
Or he could just wait 100 years.

>>82564172
lol, that bitch has a napkin on her head.

>>82564210
To see if they're getting better or worse and so that I can meme and shitpost with everyone else

Also my.normie life requires me to stay up to date on this shit. Marvel drones are all around me

>>82564281
I don't think you watched the movie. Nobody could be this stupid.

>>82556648
>>82556808
Looks more like YEAH BECKY if anything

>>82550884
One would call him an EGO-ist

heh hee

>>82564194
So wait until it comes out on bluray and download a good rip like a normal person, idiot.

People who watch camrips are either mouthbreathing retards or poorfags. They don't want to or can't pay for a cinema ticket but they HAVE to watch the movie when it comes out for some godawful reason, most likely just to "fit in" with the people who watched it in the cinema. So they choose to watch the shittiest quality they can rather than making the sacrifice of either money or time, just to keep up the normie-charade.

You're literally worse than normies. They are what they are, they don't know any better. You ASPIRE to being one of them but can only pretend because you're so autistic.

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>new character named Ego is introduced
>its supposed to be a twist that he's not a good guy

>>82564179
lol the zune was dead by like 2005.

Yondu: This is gonna hurt
Nebula: Promises, promises

Hnnnnnnggggg her delivery was so fucking perfect I'm gonna replay that scene over and over when I watch at home.

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>tfw a blue space alien is literally the most likeable capeshit character

Yondu should've joined them.

>>82564490
>its supposed to be a twist

Yeah, that sure was meant to be a big twist, with practically all of the characters thinking there's something fishy about him from the moment they met him.

A reveal is not the same as a twist.

>>82564490
It wasn't a twist but it was surprising that he was pretty fucking brutal

>>82552494
Edgy fag

>>82561809
That's literally what immortal means, dumbass.

>>82564823
No, that's indestructible.

>>82564484
Its good enough, I can see what's going on. What do I have to fucking see the shit textures some vfx monkey spent hours crafting? No I don't, nor do I need the best quality to hear what shit jokes the writers crapped out

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>>82564823
Biological immortality just means you can't die from aging or sickness. Trauma can still kill you. It's not really worth nitpicking about in a fictional setting though.

>>82563710

spotted the DCuck

>>82550592
>>>/r/eddit

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>>82551961
underrated.

>you will never be an alien god wandering through the universe dicking thousands of hot alien babes

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>>82564193

>>82565375
>ywn interfere with their civilisation and evolutionary path just to cater to your specific fetish

>>82564193
jesus christ, Raimi...

>>82553358
Huh? His only ally did nothing but help him sleep. Watch the kino before bitching.

>>82560551
She looks great. Total space pirate.

>>82551602
>tall British white girl has more ass than a Puerto Rican/Dominican latina

What did they mean by this

>>82561165
The end clearly demonstrated that he was one of five elite badasses from the original Guardians, dude. He commanded an army.

>>82552366
Yall do know that is a direct quote from the comics and actually happened

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>>82552366

>>82555758
>Guardians 2 is so far the only MCu movie to not take place in current times
Technically they retconned Iron Man 1 to take place in 2010.

>>82564490

Well Gamorra did say if he turns out to be evil they'll kill him before they go on their first trip with Ego. They were wary from the start.

>>82566355
>>82555758
also uh, fucking, The First Avenger

So why did Ego put a tumor in her head to kill her? I understand why he thought he had to kill her but why kill the woman he loved with such a tortuous and pointlessly cruel method. You're a eldritch physical god, man. Just snap her like a twig, vaporize her or whatever. Hell, just give her a sudden brain aneurysm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcawnRIyeok
thread music

>>82550884
>broke Peter's walkman
It was one of the last gifts he got from his mom

>>82563573
He's flawed. Go figure.

>>82552442
Thots ruin everything. Can't risk it.

>>82566265

There was an original Guardians of the Galaxy? I thought Ronan gave them the title?

The Ravagers at the end were just teaming back up to steal stuff as they said.

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Why did the gold chicks turn me on so much? Not just Ayesha, all of them.

>>82566518
Those were the original guardians of the galaxy in the comics but in the movies they're shown to be the ravager faction leaders instead. The fact they used those characters to be the ravagers is just an easter egg for fans

>>82550592
>tfw hate capeshit but like these movies cuz you have the exact same memories of your mom as he did in #1
:(

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>I am so sorry. I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, start looking in the mirror and all seriously say to yourself. "You know what would be a really kick-ass name, Taserface!"
>the fuckng Sovereign girl laughing at him

>>82564193
>>82566124
god dammit, i laughed.

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>>82566589
This is why she turned you on. I can't speak for the gold part maybe (((you))) just have a weird fetish.

>>82566297
This is way more embarrassing than stealing 40 cakes.

>>82566589
your mom was probably an overbearing cunt

OOPS, I LET GO OF THE INFINITY GAUNTLET

So is sovereign like team rocket, are they gonna come in at the last second and fuck everything up then get btfo every movie now.

>>82567224
How does that even work? It fits him like a glove.
>>82567238
I wish.

>>82563761
Why do you visit a film board if you hate watching film so much?

>>82566411
He couldn't kill her immediately because his kid hadn't even been born by the time he left her. He didn't really kill her because he had to not to abandon his plan, giving her a slow-growing tumour was simply part of his original plan that he almost abandoned. He was making sure that his son wouldn't have any connection with earth that would stop him from going along with Ego's plan. Because kids are kind of reluctant to kill their mothers, and if the mother was kept alive on Ego then she'd obviously urge her child not to commit galactic genocide.

His original plan was to have Yondu deliver Quill right after his mother died. Then Ego would simply manipulate the distraught kid by first revealing himself as his father, making the kid feel happy that he's gained a parent just as he lost one, that he's not alone. Then he'd spend some father-son time making sure the kid had the connection with the source, while gaining the kid's love and trust by playing catch etc. Then he would bring up the plan to the kid and the kid would be very likely to take him up on it. Because a child who has just gone through the loss of its mother and is just starting to contemplate its own mortality is at the perfect stage to accept the offer of immortality/infinity from its space-god-father. The fact that Quill had time to grow up(even as emotionally stunted as he is) and gain attachments in the world is what made Ego's original plan fail.

>>82567568
To shitpost

Does anybody actually come here for the "'""'''discussion"""""" lmao?

>>82566750
My dad died of cancer when I was the same age Quill was and it just made me wish he'd left me a mix-tape, to be honest. I've got no idea what kind of music he liked, what kind of movies he liked or whether he read any books at all. He liked fishing and drinking, that's all I know.

I'm so emotionally disconnected from it that it didn't even cross my mind the first time I saw the movie. I just got a bit sad imagining losing my mom like that.

>>82567238
Nah they'll get genocided to show what a threat Adam Warlock is.

>>82562353
It feels pretty blatant when the white guy's arc is again about sacrificing himself and being humble while women must be empowered and kick ass etc