>Gemini, the twins. And they're both doing fine so let's

A bit slow on the uptake, OP. She's obviously talking about her huge Jew udders.

>>82546337
I realize, I was making a joke about their obvious, bottom of the barrel humor. Even ended on a joke specifically about her boobs

They should hire Emily Kinney for the next season and they ruthlessly keep making fun of her flat chest.

>>82546512
They already do it with Beth Behrs every episode

>>82546567
Can you give examples of this small breast mockery?

>>82546750
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ie30r
Some in here, used it to get some of the quotes

>>82546875
needs to be more mean spirited

>>82548193
I would rather turn it into a whole thing and make her my hucow, but go for your small ambitions.

>>82548071
They're friends so they probably wouldn't do that. Though the Han mocking stretches it.

>>82548395
I legitimately hope she resorts to porn once TBG is over. I've actively wished this

>>82548304
That's why they should bring in Emily Kinney.

She could have the female version of a Napoleon Complex for titlets and so they mock her for it to her face and behind her back.

>>82548493
>Mix of Gianna and Daphne Rosen
My dick couldn't handle it

>>82548654
My dick would thank the heavens

>>82548650
Guess make her a bitch so she deserves it

>>82548646
>coal burner
no thanks

>>82548395
I want to cum in her cleavage.

>>82546417
i legitimately wonder what percentage of this show's audience is just dads who want to see tit candy that is on a network show so they can pretend it's family viewing

>>82549115
I mean, Two Broke Girls can be seen as a girl show. Might look weird

>>82549115
>50%

My mom was watching Two Broke Girls and I thought it was kinda funny. Then I realized it's the same jokes every episode

>>82549333
you could become head writer after watching two episodes

it's the laziest lowest "every line is a joke" dialogue


kind of like Friends if your stripped away all likeability and added way more stereotype characters

>>82548646
>this ugly trucker-sounding cunt
>evolved form

lmao get the fuck out

do you think they are aware of what a shit show they are on and strictly do it for the check?

are any of them deluded enough to be proud of it

>>82549432
Actually, I could probably write fan fic that matches the show and I'm a horrible writer

>>82549501
Feel like Kat and Beth probably treat it as a fun job where they do stupid shit and wear outfits

>>82546278
>tfw no thicc Jewess riding my cawk right now

>>82549654
If some magical man appeared and offered Kat as a human fuck toy, there are many things I'd do to trade for her

>>82549725
you could probably just pay a grand or two for some higher end escort that looks reasonably similar

>>82549841
He'd need way more than that to renovate his basement into a dungeon, anon.

>>82549841
I could never get into lookalikes, none of them look enough like the celebrity

>>82549841
>shoving your dick in some whore's meathole is the same thing as romantic intercourse

I hate this meme

>>82549862
pretty sure i would get sick of fucking any girl for more than a couple months no matter how hot she is

at least that's what life has taught me thus far

>>82549841
>>82549930
Guess I didn't read his post, I'll see myself out

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Truly this is the sort of thing that makes one glad tv was invented

>>82549979
i can hear the raucous laughter of the laugh track in my head

>>82549996
I was able to just from what you said

I hope they move the show to a beach or some shit, JUST as an excuse to get Kat Dennings to walk around in a bikini for as much as possible.

>>82550010
doesnt make sense to be wearing the bottom half in an infrared sauna

>>82546278
>>82547410
>>82548395
>>82548433
>>82549951
>>82549979
>>82550010
if you watch the show for the titcow and not the blond, you are literally objectively a faggot.

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>>82550067
>infrared sauna
Oh is that what it is

>>82550101
>people who like a sexual characteristic that only women have are faggots as opposed to straight people who like a body part both genders have
hmmm

>>82550101
Actually if you watch the show for anything but the titcow, you are a faggot

>>82550138
>only women have tits

>>82550139
this

the blonde is basic even by network tv standards

dime a dozen in hollywood

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>>82550159
I'm with you
Maybe we could make a Kickstarter

>>82550058
This was so hot on so many levels i had to just breathe real slowly for a second

>show features two """broke""" girls
>they never turn to Exploited College Girls or Casting Couch or Facial Abuse for money

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>>82550139
If you actually watch the show, instead of titcow clips, you are a faggot.

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>>82550205
Would have been better if she was made to crawl though

>>82550159
being interested in vanilla sex is for numales desu

dani daniels porn parody when?

>>82550159
I would mindbreak her into a broken fuck toy

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>ywn be her goytoy

>>82550229
Definitely

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>>82550210
They could hypothetically make a fortune just from camming or streaming themselves in the slut outfits they wear every day

>>82550229
>>82550273
Petgirls gave me a thing for girls throwing their udders back and forth while going moo. Would be hot if she was made to crawl with her tits out, get on her knees and wag her tits, obediently mooing like the good cow she is

>>82546278
I dont know how anyone watches that show. All I can do is stare at her huge fucking tits, and if it's not her on the screen, then im staring at the blonde's legs.

>>82550307
>>82550229
French maids really do things for me...I want her to crawl with her tits hanging out and her ass up reaally badly

>>82550307
In Sophie's first episode they thought she was running a whore house, she was running a cleaning service. I would rather they either go with the whore house thing, or have them work for Sophie's cleaning service the entire show with kinky maid outfits.

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>>82550390
It's a classic fetish outfit alright

>>82550228
Blondie's right.

>>82546278
I've only seen 5 minutes of this show and it was pretty much that, but somehow less witty.
>one guy offered to give me a pearl necklace.
>i said yes, but the next morning he was gone and my neck was all sticky.

>I was in a training bra when I was on training wheels.

>>82550518
Yeah, leave watching the show to the webm makers. You don't have to watch that shitty show to jerk off to Kat Dennings,

>>82546278
What's cringe af is applauding the fat ugly old lady. It was so obvious they were trying to make her a thing.

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>>82550629
>leave watching the show to the webm makers
I don't even watch the show, I just grab the clips off various celeb forums

>>82550795
Every time she comes on screen

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>ywn slide your dick between her soft milky tits and up to her pillowy lips

>>82551111
The sentiment's been felt throughout the thread

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>>82551111
quads confirm

>>82550837

They should applaud Kat's mammaries.

>>82551111
I love the term milky to describe breasts.

So from all the TBG threads I've been in:The show's shit, they should turn it into a fan service extravaganza/porn and it has no value

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>>82551111

>>82551725
I hate it

>>82550101
I watch it for them both, you just are a fucking fag that cant enjoy good things lmao

>>82551725
imagine if kat made you her bf and gave you tuggies on her lap every day!

>>82550101
>if you watch a tv show for big tits you are gay
/tv/ logic

Imagine if we sent cow/milk related fan mail to Kat

>>82552267
Make a thread

>>82552267
start sending her links to the threads.

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>>82546278
She is referencing her jugs

>>82553000
She may be

>>82548493
This.

And she'll only do it once she's older and starts falling out of the spotlight, which means her tits will be even a little bigger and she'll be the ultimate milf.

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>>82548646
Leanne is a mackem ho from the North of England. She's not Jewish in the slightest.

Kat's porn equivalent is Eden Mor in the sense that they are both big boobed jews with funny voices.

In terms of personality Kayla Kleevage has a wit somewhat similar to Kat's.

>>82553248
I fear she won't age gracefully. It's always awful when a hot celebrity doesn't age gracefully

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There is a pretty good chance that if /tv/ asks very nicely and pays a little bit that Lovely Lilith would be willing to do a Max Black cosplay video.

>>82548493
No chance of that ever happening. Kat is a big enough star now she can coast on supporting television roles until retirement. She will probably make a few romantic comedies after 2 Broke Girls ends. Those will be big paychecks.

>>82553412
Hope she doesn't get the cameraman to talk and acts out the video herself. I always hate when the cameraman in porn talks in a pov video. They sound so fucking bored and emotionless, and like they're reading from a script

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I wonder if Anton Yelchin got to fuck her while shooting that one high school coming-of-age movie. At least he would have died without that regret.

>>82553450
A guy can dream

>>82553457
The cameraman never talks in Lilith's videos. She pretends to hear "him" and repeats back what he says. Often there is no cameraman at all, Lilith makes her porn completely solo.

>>82549115
Easily 90 percent

>>82553526
Actually scratch that. She *almost* never talks to the camera man. There is one notable example where she did have her real life boyfriend at the time pretend to be her "little brother" and spoke on screen and it incredibly shitty. He wasn't in any more of her videos.

>>82549115
A not insignificant amount, but a lot of baby boomer aged men watch it for Beth, not Kat. My dad thinks Kat is fat.

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In the first few episodes they were afraid to show Kat's tits.

But the very first line of the show is a joke about her boobs.

>>82553566
>There is one notable example where she did have her real life boyfriend at the time pretend to be her "little brother" and spoke on screen and it incredibly shitty. He wasn't in any more of her videos.
I haven't watched all of her videos but remembered that one and just went with that

>>82553288
>not Jewish in the slightest
Wrong.

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They changed the girls styles a lot too.

>>82553647
Leanne is Spanish and English. She has never mentioned Jewish heritage and I've seen her personal facebook and family photos. I have seen her parents and grandparents. Not Jewish.

>>82553690
lets have a link

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>>82553690
Leanne's family.

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>>82553765
What Leanne looked like several years ago. Yes, that is Dave Batista. Leanne loves wrestling.

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>>82553810
Another very early photo.

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>>82550159
I just want her and Christina to get in a movie together and produce some prime titcow kino

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>>82553845
And out with friends a couple of years ago. No implants. Her growth is natural.

>>82553861
Udder Insanity?

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>>82553765
>>82553810
>>82553845
>>82553867
She really grew into a titty monster.

>tfw those cam shows with her and Tessa Fowler, back when they lived together (doubt they still do)

Muh dick, seeing Tessa's already huge tits contrasted with Leanne's massive mammaries.

>>82546278
>she will never call you good goy as you suck on her breasts

>>82553957
she looks so much better without the bright red clown lipstick that she almost always has on the show

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>>82550806

>>82553957
She's retiring this year. I can't say exactly why because it would reveal too much of her personal life, but she will be done by this time next year. She is not pregnant, I can say that.

>>82554098
Tessa or Leane?

>>82554098

Is she marring her negro bf?

>>82554162
Leanne.
>>82554183
No.

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Breast sex.

>>82554299
Moooo

I hope they do a storyline where Max gets pregnant and do an entire episode with a breast pump

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Friendly reminder that big khazar milkers are all part of a Jewish conspiracy that will see the best genes of the goyim assimilated into the Jewish tribe through sex with said busty jewesses

http://seductivejewess4.net/

I've seen her tits. Hnnng.

>>82554842
We all have

>>82554826
I see Leanne is on that site as "Leah Sarah Kronenberg".

lol what?

Just a completely made up fantasy. Her real birth name is Leanne Crow. Her mom is not Jewish at all, and the name Kronenberg is nowhere to be found anywhere in relation. The author of that seems to have pulled it completely out of his ass.

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>>82554972
>he actually checked to see if his favorite porn star was actually Jewish

>>82554972
>Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)09:38:46 No.82554749▶
>I hope they do a storyline where Max gets pregnant and do an entire episode with a breast pump
>>>
> Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)09:42:02 No.82554826▶>>82554972
>File: 1450167582614.png (141 KB, 439x290)
>Friendly reminder that big khazar milkers are all part of a Jewish conspiracy that will see the best genes of the goyim assimilated into the Jewish tribe through sex with said busty jewesses
>http://seductivejewess4.net/
>>>
> Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)09:42:51 No.82554842▶>>82554874
>I've seen her tits. Hnnng.
>>>
> Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)09:44:07 No.82554874▶
>>>82554842
>We all have
>>>
> Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)09:48:59 No.82554972▶>>82555015
>>>82554826
>I see Leanne is on that site as "Leah Sarah Kronenberg".
Yes.

The site is legit. You're not.

>>82555038
I think you fucked up

>>82555058
Yeah me too.

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>>82555038
The site also lists Rachel Aldana as Jewish. Based on... nothing. It seems like he thinks every woman with big boobs and black hair is Jewish.

Chloe Vevrier, Eden Mor, Jana Defi, Daphne Rosen. There are four actual Jewish porn stars with big boobs. That's about it. Maybe Milena Velba, sometimes I've heard she has some Jewish heritage. But I've seen personal photos of hers and she is non-practicing at least.

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>>82555015
Leanne isn't my favorite. Anya Sakova (Busty Merilyn) is my GOAT.

Not Jewish, btw.

>>82555211
She also butchered herself.

>>82555255
She had some kind of early indications of cancer. Or so she says. She always had a love/hate relationship with her breasts. She starved herself her entire adult life to try to keep their size as small as possible. If she had ever let herself just gain weight and fill out there's no telling how large she could have gotten.

Or imagine her post-pregnancy...

I've lost track of her. Don't look for any of her real name profiles. Those are me. She has no real social media anymore that I can find.

>>82555166

Why does one of his kids look browner than him

>>82555306
Not his kid.

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>>82550010
>padded bra

>>82548646
Too much tit.

>>82555383
ya like men

>>82555383
One cannot have enough tit

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>>82555383

Go away Scotland

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>>82555417
this isn't too much?

>>82555444
Nope

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>>82555444
how about this

>>82555500
Naw, though woman is fugly

>>82555429
Where's this from?

>>82553588
>My dad thinks Kat is fat.
How to spot a white man: 101

>>82555647
I'm white and I'd fuck Dennings til her gaping holes have cum spilling out

>>82555647
Most white men under 50 love Kat. It's the boomers with shit tastes.

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>>82551111

>>82555444
I'd fuck the shit out of her

>>82555444
she used to post great shit until she got married

>>82546278
This fucking cunt ruined the Thor movies, and seriously either needs to get into porn or disappear.

>>82556139
>This fucking cunt ruined the Thor movies
She wasn't that bad, but I agree about the porn

>>82555444
Who is this?

>>82556139
She wasn't bad. Her voice was cute.
Natalie Portman was worse. So bland.