>friends reboot announced >one of the 6 main characters

Phoebe. Give her a few more IQ points just to make it interesting.

>>82539371
Phoebe since she was the most irrelevant friend

>>82539409
the smelly cat song was great

I always hated "The Friends" show, so I'd make it Rachael because I think that would annoy the most people

Joey

>>82539371
>Phoebe is transgender
>Joey is transgender (the other kind)
>Phoebe is black
>Monica is asian
>Rachel is T H I C C
>Ross is a lesbian and her wife was a hetero
>Chandler is Matthew Perry

tbqh it would be about time, Friends is watched across the globe and it seriously lacks any diversity. Its not reflective of the society we're trying to build today, not does it teach people our modern values

>>82539549
>asian monica

take my semen

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>>82539695
Are you fucking serious?

>>82539549
What variety of Asian? Hopefully Russian, since Monica was always by far the hottest

Chandler, because original actor and character was the absolute worst shit imaginable. Friends is definitely watchable, but not the fucking Chandler.

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>>82539695
I agree. Ross and Monica should be incestuous to better fit today's morality.

>>82539808
the fat little bitch from House or the qt from Scott Pilgrim/The Void or the qt from Iron Fist

>>82539371
Any of the women
cause i love that dark chocolate

Phoebe.
Everyone would cry about the black friend being the retard that everyone puts up with

>it's a asian Monica makes an amateur BLACKED video with black Joey and Ross finds out and can't stop fapping to it episode

>>82539832
It could finally address the incestphobic behaviour that is so rampant these days. Whatever happened to my body my choice? Who's is anyone else to say that the love that a brother and sister share can't be as deep and meaningful as that shared by a man and his husband? Why shouldn't they be allowed to physically express their love for one another? Its complete reactionary bigotry that has no place in today's society.

>it's a Monica can't find a SHARKED 2160p mega-pack torrent for Chandler episode

>rewatching friends
>first season, feeling nostalgic
>they do an age joke about monica being 26 and pretending to be 23
>holy shit she's only 26 here?
>google the actors' age to see how old they were in the first season
>23, 24, 23 etc
>realize i'm now older than season one friends
>realize society expects you to be a functioning independent adult at 23 and i'm mentally a man child and i live at home
>can't shake this idea that they're grown ups as i'm watching and feel completely inferior to these beautiful successful people who are younger than me

kill me

No idea why this piece of shit, unfunny show was so popular. It's like the demographic should be the same as the characters: cancerous, middle-aged singles enjoying their lives and coffee - because you NEED that coffee! Yet so many people talk as if it's the best thing ever. I don't get it.

>>82540096
The characters weren't middle aged

>>82539371
Joey. He is already italian, chimps out when people take his food, and is obsessed with sex.

Half the cast aren't Anglo, it's diverse

>>82539371
It will be a guy I 100% fucking promise it as Hollywood will NEVER pass up an opportunity to show off Black Male/White Female.