ITT: We post the best KOTH lines >"Bill, it was a different

I'm not gay! I sell propane!

>much narrah urethrae peggy

"You were beautiful."
"Were? Oh Bobby, I still am."
"...Okay."

>That's a clean burnin' Hell I tell you what!

yup

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>>82535112

Hank - "Sir, there appears to be a number of blank periods in your employment history"

Old Man -" yeah well you see from 63 through 69 the democrats were in power, so I was on the welfare, then in 77 the democrats were back in, so I was on the welfare"

>uuhh

You know what's NOT cool, Bobby? Hell.

>>82534969
this
1000 times this

"Firm, but with little give. Yep these are medium rare"
"What if someone wants their stake well done"
"We ask them politely, yet firmly to leave".