What film best represents the demographic that frequents this

Napoleon dynamite

Is there a decent movie about mass shootings based on hatred for more successful people, with the main character finally deciding to not do it and wank it to fandom porn instead?

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>>82534665
Elephant is pretty close


Clearly happiness also

>>82534579
Lars and the real girl

>>82534722
Just look at that face. Punshable isn't even enough to describe it.

>>82534579
Looking for this, but without the racism.

4 hours of pond recordings during the mating season, in FLAC

>>82534579
Lolita

>what we see ourselves as
Taxi driver
>what we really are
Dark horse

That elliot rojer movie someone made

A mix of Her and Cruising.

Superbad
More as a fantasy than an accurate depiction but it really resonates with me

>>82534929
Theodore isn't misogynistic or bitter enough, he had a whole wife before Samantha.
/r9k/ posters are so far gone that could never be in a relationship.

>>82535039
So the suppressed homosexual rage of Cruising then?

That one where Kevin Bacon is a repentant child molester

My Friend Dahmer.

>>82534579
Lars and the real Girl

I meant to reply to this thread in earnest but there's really nothing in my head. Hollywood usually dolls it up like in Mr Robot but an /r9k/ movie would just be lots of keyboard clicking and silence. Harold from The Stand comes pretty close though
>tries to save a pretty girl from the apocalypse
>is largely a burden
>they meet up with Chad, she's wet immediately
>drives him to madness
>slims down with exercise, still not happy with himself
>gets seduced by evil, gets everything BUT pussy
>makes a bomb to kill a friendly deaf mute
>tries to go to Vegas, fucks up his leg and gets abandoned by his seductress
>begs for forgiveness in his suicide note and blows his brains out, unliked by literally everyone

>>82535330
good shout

>>82535073
Cruising? /r9k/ is mostly straight.

>>82535515
Have you been to /r9k/?

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>>82534579

>>82535309
That's disturbingly accurate

>>82534950
As a "cyborg" even I felt like I was being made fun of watching The Lobster.

What a garbage movie.

>>82535701
I am /r9k/.

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probably the comedy

No such thing. There's some films that dress themselves up as being r9k-tier, but they're nothing but normie wankfests.

Maybe one day one of you shitposters will go on to direct the first genuine robot-core movie.

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Happiness, no fucking doubt

great one too

>>82536727
>Maybe one day one of you shitposters will go on to direct the first genuine robot-core movie.

But what would it even be about?

Kontroll and Save the Green Planet come close to showing the mentality of an outsider

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>>82536773
There's plenty of themes to explore. Isolation, low self-esteem, mental health, the nature of friendship/community/romance/love, how genetics severely affect your standing in the world (e.g. the 'Halo effect'), escapism, existentialism, pessimism, fatalism, and so on.

Of course I doesn't have to be r9k dick sucking all the way. You could touch on self-responsibility, will, overcoming hardship, etc.

I think a good film -or a good piece of medium in general- is one that presents a certain landscape and then allows the viewer to extrapolate their own meaning (to a certain extent).

I'm sure a talented could make it happen. Movies have been made around shittier themes.

The protag has to be a KHV with no friends, throughout the entity of the movie, though. That's essential. Or else we're just getting into normie-core territory again.

>>82537054
It could be made and made well, but coming up with a story that isn't boring is very difficult.

KHV?

>>82537769
Kisless, Handhold-less Virgin

Crumb

>>82537960
oh, me.

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newfags dont know bout muh /gentleman/

>>82537978
All three were highly intelligent though

Why do we need a film. My Twisted World hit the mark perfectly.

Having said that, I really really wish there was a fillmmaker brave enough to adapt it.

>>82535309
>blows his brains out

People on /r9k/ never actually kill themselves. They are too angry, sad and pathetic to do that.

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This movie was depressing.

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The sperg brother in Louder Than Bombs.

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>>82537992
>tfw girl touched my hand on accident while smoking at work
>instantly fall in love with her
>start imagining being married to her, having kids, raising them, vacationing together, having and playing with grandchildren, and hoping that i would die first so i wouldnt have to deal with her death

>>82538177
hey, stop posting.

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>>82538248
i just want to be able to love someone or occasionally be able to have a conversation with someone and be able to relate to them and the just B.E. yourself meme doesnt work because everyone hates me and i cant figure out why

The only true answer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYSOjuGdmvI

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>>82537769
I advise you to check out the works of Chris Ware.

Welcome to the NHK

One of the only ones to directly address and describe actual NEETS, anime fans, etc. and their issues. Even gets into waifuism.


All the other movies mentioned in here address outsiders but not exactly the particular variety of online waifuist anime nerd types you have here.

>>82538535
See this episode for instance.

Start at 05:02

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2DcgH3FFr4

>>82538421
please stop posting, I'm trying to have an okay time.

>>82538453
Well, yeah, but fuck this movie.
Completely bleak.

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>>82538134
"Sad autist lives with his mom" is basically an entire genre in Scandinavia. For another good example, you should check out Teddy Bear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5ZseyEe0dQ

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>>82538694
Defeats the point of watching a movie when you're living it.

>>82538642
Or also starting at 12:19

and again at 15:50

>>82535309
He buttfucked Randall Flaggs old lady.

>>82534811
kek

>>82536923
this and buffalo '66 are robo kino

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why do you have to make fun of us

>>825367 the perfect period for an /r9k/ movie was the 90s when shit like Clerks and Suburbia were cranked out.

>>82538507
I wanted to erase this from my mind.

>>82535755
FUCKING THIS

you nailed it mate

>>82538177
We have a containment breach

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Harold and Maude

>>82538421
MAN FUCK THAT FROG

adaptation

>>82538507
What the fuck get this away from me

>>82538507
>It's not easy being NEET

>>82538507
>notdissahitagain.jpeg

Imagine being a robot.


LOL
O
L

>>82539226
It's the absolute worst. I don't know why they do it to themselves.

>>82539242

The thing is they totally could just pull themselves out of it but deep down they enjoy the endless spiral of darkness.

>>82539342
what kind of retard would actually believe something like that

>>82539342
fucking normies think they understand us
reeeeeeeee

>>82539342
This, all they really need to do is be themselves but they can't even do that.

>>82539226
>>82539242
The funniest part about /r9k/ is that the board primarily consists of angsty 19 year olds that are in college.

>>82534579
The son in World's Greatest Dad.

>>82539362
Most mental illness is bullshit mate. Or should I say most is on a cognitive, not biological level. Meaning you can fix yourself with some effort.

Why not try it?

T. Psych

>>82539587
beito desu

Wtf happened to r9k? The board used to be fine and now it's just men whining about women.

>>82534950
jesus christ this is the most masturbatory shit I've ever seen on here. this is what /tv/ posters really think of themselves.

More robotkino from Norway:

Fatso(2008): A late-twenties virgin lives alone in a huge apartment owned by his dad, where he spends his days making comics, eating Nutella straight from the box, and fucking watermelons to approximate the feel of a pussy. When a blonde qt moves in, his world turns to shit. He's kept up all night as she's being fucked by her Chad boyfriend, she keeps feminine hygiene products all over the fucking place, and worse yet, makes him socialize with her friends.

Elling(2001): Two men meet in an insane asylum: An anxious, compulsive liar and a massively sexually frustrated and socially retarded 40-year old. Upon release, they end up getting assigned to the same public housing, and they try to help each other navigate a strange and unfriendly world.

>>82539645
now it's nothing but failed normies from /soc/ shit is sad.

>>82539587
>Got Alzheimer's? lol just remember better bro
Yeah fuck off clueless normalfag. Maybe when you grow up and leave your parent's house, then you'll understand the real world.

>>82539718
>masturbatory
Are you retarded anon?

>>82539587
>T. Psych

Then you should also be aware of the complexes and terrible conditioned behaviors these people have? It's not just ''some effort'', it's a lot of effort.

>>82539833
i'm just a shitdick pseudoscience major apart from the other fella, but he didn't claim that there weren't neuro-degenerative diseases like huntington's or alzheimer's. horrific fucking shit, those things

he didn't even claim that such a thing as it being impossible for an individual to possess a mental illness or disorder that stems mostly or completely from a biological origin

he just said that most of it is cognitive in nature rather than biological, which i agree with

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>>82537978
Came here to post this. Crumb's brothers reached unfathomable levels of robotism, I've never seen something like it, except perhaps in The Bridge.

Kek what gets me about robots is the complete lack of self awarness. They will sometimes even admitt they're huge pieces of shit, with often times severe mental issues and still spout
>tfw no gf
>women are bitches
>why can't I get a solid 8/10 when I'm fat, greasy and gross

That's why "just be yourself" pisses them off, they're inherently trash and they know it. Ilove seeing people bitch subcontiously about themselves.
Kek just garbage people

Movie wise, maybe monster
>I'm a good person! I swear a really, good, person

Just be yourselves, brahs. It works with me.

>>82539645
When has it ever not been that?

I guess I remember a long time ago, like 2007 maybe, where it was just more of a general longform discussion forum, but it very quickly became evident that the place was developing a culture of bitterness and pessimism.

>>82540252
>complete lack of self awarness
>they're inherently trash and they know it
:/

>>82540058
I'd murder you if I could.

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what movie best represents this image?

>>82539342
They really can, though. I've come to really dislike pessimists. I understand it if you're a teenager or early 20s and still getting the hang of things, and feeling hormonal. One can succumb to some depression. But getting enmeshed in a culture that just feeds that total pessimism and makes an ideology out of it is just completely pointless because it's that very attitude that's keeping them from getting out and mastering themselves and getting the basic things they obviously really want, but as you say, at the same time, certain personalities secretly kind of like wallowing. Find some comfort in it. Well, fuck them.

It should be kept in mind that r9k's traffic has more than doubled since 2014.

i.e. MOST posters on r9k today didn't start posting until less than 3 years ago. The common perception of a growing old virgin failure bursting with resentment from a long struggle with inadequacy doesn't really accurately characterize the majority of the board, many of whom are actual teenagers, more are college kids.

The vague definition of 'robot' leads pretty much anyone, and I do mean anyone, to consider themselves 'robots' and everyone else 'normies', even if they're a typical 20 year old getting a degree with a small circle of friends. More often than not, the 'robot' appellation is just a way for a poster to puff up their own self-image. To purposely differentiate themselves from what they see as "normies" because its essential to their own self-image to see themselves as a kind of 'lonesome suffering genius'.

Anyway I'm kind of rambling, but my guess my essential point is, most posters on r9k are putting on an act and only started posting there in the first place because 'rare pepes' were such an alluring 'dank meme'.

>>82540522
Accurate. The 25+ year old bitter virgin stereotype really no longer applies there.

>>82540252
Yeah, I'm an ugly fat mentally ill asshole, but that doesn't mean the vast majority of women aren't terrible too.
There's people worse than me and uglier than me that have been with women though. It doesn't make any logical sense that a woman rather get back with her abusive ex than even consider me.
Fat and ugly women think they're entitled to 10/10's like Henry Cavill and Idris Elba and the public agrees, it's seen as cool and feminist while fat and ugly men are vilified.
Women will go on and on about how men are terrible and how mean cheat, but the vast majority of men don't have the ability to cheat, whereas any man will sleep with almost any woman just because she's a woman.
If anybody isn't self aware it's women, you're choosing to get cheated on by going after men who are attractive enough to swing that.

Cause of beta orbiting and how desperate horny men are women also have an inflated sense of how attractive they are, at least I know I'm below average.

>>82534710
Only accurate movie posted so far.

>>82540522
>It should be kept in mind that r9k's traffic has more than doubled since 2014.
didn't the board get revived in 2014? or the filter or something like that

>>82540747
Yeah except everyone loves Wally and everyone hates r9k

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>>82540789
Wall-e is the quiet minority of r9k :^)

>>82540785
The filter was removed in 2014, was brought back after Hiro took over, but traffic has remained more or less constant after the huge increase in 2014 brought from the explosive popularity of 'rare pepes' & the Oregon community college shooter.

>>82540726
The thing that you don't seem to understand is that you have to be at least somewhat pleasant to be around, or no one will want to be around you.

>>82534768
>punshable

>>82534579
Any movie that deals with someone who never grows up and clings on to the same stupid shit that makes then depressed because they can't take the time to better themselves

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>>82540401

Maybe you would like something else.

>>82538892
Everyone on /r9k/ is hateable and even if they weren't its natural to pick on the weak.

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>>82539342

>>82540926
God, I wish I were dead.

>>82540971
Where's the rest? I don't get it.

>>82534579
I Stand Alone, Taxi Driver, Adaptation.

>>82541193
>depressed people want to be depressed
where does this meme come from. its not enjoyable in anyway. i get periods where i "live life" i know what thats like and its a million times better.

>>82539574
I fucking hated that kid.

>>82540971
This is so much worse.

>>82541193
Out of all the retarded things directly or indirectly expressed by this image, probably the worst is that the speaker is good looking.

>>82541406
>where does this meme come from
normies who never experienced depression

>>82541322
He's at the doctors office. He's so unused to female contact that the touch of the nurse, combined with a peek down her blouse, causes him to get an erection, to his immense embarrassment.

It's a part of a larger story, so it might seem odd taken out of context. You really should read it though, it's great. Called "Jimmy Corrigan, The Smartest Boy On Earth".

>>82538134
I didn't think it was depressing. The ending was really nice actually, it symbolized his growing independence.

>>82541406
It's normies trying to understand and rationalize (or in this case demonize) people they know nothing about.
Maybe they're trying to make themselves feel better and convince themselves depression could never happen to them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw0ZNElx3oM

>>82541532
Oh. I didn't even get that he got a boner. Danke.

>>82534710
>isn't filled with hate
>gets the girl at the end
nope

>>82540726
The way you are describing women makes it clear that this is a huge part of your problem. You are angry about your circumstances, but you are turning that anger out. And focusing it on women.
Despite what /b/ is telling you, women are not evil whores. They are people. Just like you.
If you can't figure that out, I don't blame anyone for not wanting to be around you.

>>82534722
Is happiness good?

>>82541796
i really enjoyed happiness the first time around, absolutely lovely

tried to re-watch it during a mediocre shroom trip for a lark and couldn't stomach it, but that doesn't say much

give it a shot bud

>>82541475
To be fair, neither character is anything close to a robot. Jude Law is a pretentious and manipulative failed novelist who desperately wants to seem deep. Clive Owen is a endlessly smug and arrogant doctor who hates him with a passion. The two spend several years going out of their way to cuck each other.

>>82541789
I know women are real people, but a large majority of women do stupid things and hate and mock men for things they can't change.
You can buy an ass. You can buy tits. You can lose weight. I can't help having a small dick, having small hands, and being 5'4.

And I don't say any of this shit in public, people just think I'm a weirdo.

>>82534579
Deadgirl, no spaces in between the words.

>Columbine-tier outcasts as main characters
>Unhealthy obsession with women
>Asbergers level spergs
>qt.314 that rejects all advances
>Chad Thundercocks roam free

God damn that was a kino film, especially in relation to /r9k/

>>82534609
>>82535330
Honorable mention to both of these in addition to Deadgirl. These both exemplify /r9k/ subculture

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>>82534579
I win, fags

>>82541789
The correct response to being unlucky is anger and hatred. No one should have to put any effort into people "wanting to be around them."

>>82540458
Dunno about a film, but the novella "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" comes pretty close.

>>82538892
>>82541018
/tv/ picking on /r9k/ is like a spastic kid who can't keep his mouth shut for 5 seconds picking on the school shooter kid. Basically, it doesn't mean much since both are fairly disliked

>>82541922
Wow. Yeah. There are no "ugly" women. Women don't have any problems.
I am thinking that your problem is that you are just a bitter asshole.

>>82542096
Cool. Run with that. Have fun.

>>82541837
sounds like an awful movie for psychedelics

>>82542092
>>82536707

Did you fucking retards even watch the film?

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>>82542092
oh shit, I thought we were talking about 4chan in general, not specifically r9k

I win, fags

>>82541922
>all women are rich
honestly anon you really need to get some perspective

>>82534579
human centipede 2 has a robot mc but they dont make him very sympathetic lol

>>82542138
hey i'm a girl and i want to fuck you now. well played, my internet saviour

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This.

>>82541922
Yeah. Tits and ass (which any women can and will automatically pay for surgery to change) is the only thing to look for when finding a possible mate. Her personality has nothing to do with it.
You are a fucking asshole, that's why no one likes you.

>>82542270
>muh all women are whores meme

>>82542138
Women don't have problems having sex or being liked, Edge of Seventeen was a pretty relatable movie, but she still had no problem getting the guy she liked and even though he just wanted to fuck her (which was understandable since he barely knew her and she texted him about wanting to fuck) she still had another guy she could run to that actually did like her.

There's tons of men out there attracted to fat or chubby women, including myself, but women only like fat guys when they're 6'7.
And have you seen some of the average or below average women men on this website lose their mind over? There's a guy for every woman, but not a woman for every guy.

>>82542330
I mean, men don't generally look for personality. At least a great many of them don't, making countless options available. You're a reprehensible piece of garbage, far worse than he could ever be.

>>82541922
There actually are procedures to make your dick bigger and lengthen your legs.
Checkmate, bitter asshole.

>>82542239
You can get it cheap in Puerto Rico if you're desperate enough.

>>82542330
You're a complete fucking dumbass and took what I said out of context, shut the fuck up and choke on shit.

Both of you retards are missing the point.

>>82542330
Actually the first thing is the face, if that doesn't go then it doesn't matter how "swell" she is. Tits are tits, whether they are small or big doesn't matter in the end, and an ass can always be squatted. It all starts with the face.

>>82542382
Wow. Your entire perception is based on movies and internet memes.
Get a fucking grip.

>>82542289
Good call even though a robot wouldn't be that ballsy.

>>82542409
Not ones that actually work.

>>82542448
Then what, pray tell, is the point?

>>82542448
>actually advocating fake tits and ass
might as well kill yourself, my man

>>82542464
It's just an example, nitpicking dumbass.

>>82542448
Holy shit look at this fucking goon.
Are you serious?

>>82542356
I want to fuck you too. Thank you for defending women online

>>82542490
One million dollars says that you watch a lot of porn and that most of it involves some sort of degradation of the female.

>>82542598
>and that most of it involves some sort of degradation of the female
That's what porn is inherently you dumb bitch.

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>>82541922
The man in this picture looks like a chubby gremlin, yet has fucked far more women than you, or I, or anyone in this thread combined will ever meet. Why? Because he is charming and witty and confident. You don't fail because of your lacking physicality, you fail because you are too in love with your own misery.

>>82542555
>muh the only reason to defend someone is in case of sex

Go upstairs and tell your mom she needs to wash you MAGA hat again.

>>82542409
>actually calling someone who got fucked by life a "bitter asshole"

you're the type of person that really deserve to have something horrific happen to them

>>82542627
Kissinger is also an extraordinary genius you twit.

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>tfw "connection error"

>>82542613
Get a load of this guy...

>>82540726
>There's people worse than me and uglier than me that have been with women though
so what's stopping you?

>>82542662
How do you know it hasn't?
How do you know anything about my circumstances?

>>82542646
Can we fuck now? Send me your address and we'll bang

>>82542678
What's the deal with that? Had it happen earlier today.

>>82542708
You're trying to say porn isn't about that? That's all porn is, both the real life circumstances and the actual videos. Do you have a dick or not? Because if you do then you understand what I mean.

>>82537054
>There's plenty of themes to explore. Isolation, low self-esteem, mental health
Not a movie but, Neon genesis evangelion depicts these themes pretty accurately desu

>>82542501
If women are really physically insecure they can do something about it, men can't do anything because women hate us for things that are inherent about us and they think it's funny.
No woman is attracted to me and never will be because my dick is small and I ended up being short even though every male in my family is at least 6' feet.

>>82542786
I broke up my post and posted each individual block of text seperately and now it's working.

>>82542769
Yes. Keep posting the same thing over and over. That will surely make a point.

>>82542598
I don't watch porn, but yeah, all my fetishes involve degrading women.
So what? If you like being pegged, good for you.

>>82542677
He sure is. He also looks like a Troll figurine.

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I'm just so boring. I can't excite women with my personality. I'm just quiet and bland.

One girl really loved that about me and I was busy chasing some self absorbed girl who didn't want me and was leading me on.

Only gal who has ever wanted me and I blew it.

>>82542849
Weird. I had a greentext of maybe 10 lines and it wouldn't go through, just gave up after trying 3-4 times.
Is it something new where they're trying to make everyone post shorter posts or something? Did twitter buy 4chan?

>>82542627
He's obvious rich.
And as this anon: >>82542677 points out, talented.

>>82542839
You are delusional. You are stuck in a feedback loop.
Get out and maybe you can change and be happy.
Or keep doing what you're doing and blaming everyone else.

>>82542912
Yes, he was rich. But so was everyone is those circles. And talent? There is no such thing as talent. There is only pursued interest.

>>82542853
bang

>>82542917
I'm not delusional at all.

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>>82542970
>There is no such thing as talent. There is only pursued interest.

Normies actually believe this.

>>82542990
Cool.
Keep doing what you are doing, then.
Have fun being a miserable asshole who is only miserable because he wants to be miserable because it's easier that way.
Send me a postcard from whatever school you shoot up.

>>82542917
If there actually were justice in the world, people like you would be given degenerative diseases like ALS and sat in a room and have this post repeated to you until you were dead. The cringe and delusion of it makes me choke.

>>82542990
>no girl will never ever in the world will ever like me ;(
Not the "guy"(see: roastie) you've been arguing with, but that's bullshit. Start losing some weight fatso, not for women but for your own sake. Obviously "just b yourself" is shit, but you should take a long hard look at yourself and see what other people don't like about you vs. what they do like and try to do something about it. It's also good to have some kind of goal to strive towards in terms of what kind of person you want to be, so always try to think like that.

>>82542180
it certainly does, but i generally have bad experiences with hallucinogens anyway, and had gone home early from a party after dropping them

it was actually dreadfully boring at that time; somehow more horrifying than it depressing me as i figured it would

>>82543034
fuck you normie I hope you drive off a cliff

this is you: >>82541193

>>82543034
Go back to redit already, hole.

>>82543056
It's fucking atrocious, how can she be this much of a stupid faggot?

>>82543056
How do you know that I don't have ALS?
Are you picturing me as one of those "Chads" that steal all of the women?

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>>82543063
People don't like anything about me, I'm a horrible person and I'm hideous.
I'm probably gonna still gonna be ugly if I lose weight or I'll lose too much weight and look even uglier, like thin Jonah Hill.
I can't be anybody different and I don't want to be, I just want to kill myself violently.

>>82543063
>Imma let you finish, but first Imma pretend to be cool for internet points

You are a joke.

>>82534950
Robots are nowhere near as "cool" or "artistic" as half those movies lol

>>82541922
I hate how 4chan had become Reddit and all the people responding to you are normie cocksucking fucks who are lecturing you on your feelings

I am not gonna do that anon, you seem to be in a bad state of thinking and I can tell you it's just a mind state. You are capable of all the peeacefullness and belogning

>>82543218
You don't have to become skinny, just 'skinnyfat' as it were. As long as you're not outright overweight per BMI it should be fine. And if things really are that bad with your face, try to grow a beard.
>I can't be anybody different and I don't want to be, I just want to kill myself violently.
Are you a NEET?

>>82543233
Thanks for proving my point, Jessica.

>>82543063
>(see: roastie)
Is there anything more pathetic than someone trying to bro-up on an anonymous forum?

>>82543063
You are literally just repackaging the same message in different language while patting yourself on the back and mocking the people you stole the message from.

>>82543259
Yeah, this place is just as bad as Reddit.
I desperately need antidepressants because I'm incapable of doing anything, but I have no access to them and I don't want to smoke weed.
Weed smells like shit and I'm too paranoid and anxious for that shit, I'm black, if I get caught with it on me I'm done for.
Not old enough to drink and if I were I'd probably become an alcoholic because I'm genetically more susceptible to addiction, FUCK.

>>82543280
>Are you a NEET?
I graduate next month and I don't want to go to college, so almost.

>>82543461
>I graduate next month and I don't want to go to college, so almost.
Take a year off then, trust me if you go to college without wanting it you'll most likely end up dropping out, and if you're American that's a bunch of money straight down the drain.

>>82543461
>black
>small dick

Truly a fate worse than death

>>82543461
Do you seriously think that antidepressants (SSRIs), weed, and alcohol all do the same thing?

>>82543259
You are a special kind of thick.

>>82543537
You don't know the half of it.

>>82543606
Being ugly is only a part of it, I promise you I am clinically depressed and hate everything about myself, I'm just in a somewhat light mood right now.

>>82543723
Bet the whole BBC myth makes the entire thing so much worse, eh?

>>82543786
It's terrible, being a black man you're expected be hypermasculine (Moonlight really glossed over it), even by black women.
I'm 5'4 and fat with a little dick, and not a hood nigga in the slightest and I don't smoke weed, I didn't even listen to hip-hop till 6th grade. My childhood was listening to The Beatles and watching Star Trek.

Most stereotypical thing about me as a black man is my affinity for big asses which is absolutely infuriating because my dick is so small.

>>82544049
At least you're not a walking stereotype, man. Hope things turn out for the better for you.

The Double

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>>82534579
Only half-ironic answer? Kevin Smith's Cinematic Rendering of "The Dirties"

>School shooter
>Bane posting
>Hates normies
>Autistic about movie references
>Oneitis
>That one scene that's pretty /k/

Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?

>>82544049
>being a black man you're expected be hypermasculine (Moonlight really glossed over it)

I don't see how it glossed over it when he's a broken adult who got fit to mask his lack of traditional masculinity.

The problem with a true robots life, is that it isn't interesting enough to make a movie about. There is no story arc.

>>82544137
>Hope things turn out for the better for you.
they won't, I'm going to embarrass myself trying to be a rapper.

>>82544798
>the increasing mental degradation of an incredibly lonely man who inevitably turns to reactionary hatefulness because he cannot deal with the demands of reality is hard to make a movie about

It's like you've never seen a Charlie Kaufman film in your life.

>>82544468
He didn't lack anything though, he was a tall thin nigga with a deep voice.
He wasn't shown to have any alternative interests either, he was just quiet.
I gotta rewatch the movie, but at the time it felt very lame and shallow.

>>82539718
They're all special snowflakes anon. They spend their time on their ass looking at endless threads about a range of interesting topics, such as superhero movies, star wars, bane XD, superhero movies and star wars. And it's a very secret club even though it's one of the most popular chad boards

>>82544458
Oh yeah I watched that. The kid on the left is borderline normie, but the kid on the right is definitely a robot

>>82543461
jesus christ dude you aren't even out of fucking high school? mate your life completely changes when you get out of high school. i'm not saying it's for the better, maybe it is and maybe it isn't. but life before 18 is like pre-life.

you are about to start a completely different chapter of your life, you are basically starting over. i would advice you to try and start it off right

>>82534579
We Need To Talk About Kevin

>>82546771
I actually got pretty angry at the normie friend when he stopped hanging around the crazy guy and ditched him for the normie clique.

Hit too close to home, n'am sayin'?

>>82534579
>maxresdefault.jpg
Kill yourself.

how about we do it in reverse?

the protagonist is a woman, and we show and examine how repulsive robots are to her

I think if done right, it can do wonders

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>>82534579
I would say pic related has a lot of similarities

>>82547430
That would actually be a successful movie.

>>82547812
Nah. Travis had the actual balls to approach a woman and be employed.

>>82547005
Yeh that was a dick move kek

>>82547919
While I do agree that there are differences in that regard, I think the loneliness experienced by Travis and the average /r9k/ poster are pretty comparable.

>>82547430
Literally any comedy movie where the lead woman is chased by a creepy beta she doesn't want.

>ctrl-f
>no "One Hour Photo"

Come on, Robin Williams even method acted a director's cut ending years later.

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I was in high school when this one came out, it changed me.

>>82548375
For better or worse?

Gothic King Cobra.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvhchxHUCA0

>>82548048
Fuck off you fucking normies and tranny shills killed that board, it's fucking /b/ 2.0 at this point. This is such a fucking stupid thread.

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>it's a /r9k/ bullying thread turns into an /r9k/ support group thread

No on can bully those robots harder than they can to themselves. In the least patronizing way I can say it: hang in there robobros, you've had a hard life.

>>82537054
This is all way too real for a movie, society doesn't want these people humanized.

>>82548477
you obviously havent seen it or you wouldnt be asking me that

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>>82539342

>>82548908
:^)

>>82540252
What if you're just really aware that you have no self awareness?

>>82541193
Clive Owen is amazing in this scene.

>>82540458
Black Mirror ep "White Christmas" gets pretty close

>>82534579
As someone who used to post on that board regularly (from 2008-2010 or so, I'd post upwards of 12 hours a day on there), the movies that hit me hardest were Cinema Paradiso and Happy-Go-Lucky.

Cinema Paradiso fucking slayed me. From the scene where he tells the kid to leave the town and never come back until the end, I was in tears; I could not stop crying.

With Happy-Go-Lucky, I really related to her driving instructor. His fits of anger and the fact that he really liked her but only ended up bothering her to the point to where she stopped being nice only to him really hurt me.

Gonna read through this thread now and see if there's any others.

Her, the Joaquin Phoenix movie

>>82534579
Adaptation is probably the closest I've seen, except Charlie Kaufman has a job. He even has a "Chad"-like twin brother.

>>82537054
>The protag has to be a KHV with no friends, throughout the entity of the movie, though. That's essential. Or else we're just getting into normie-core territory again.

Really bugs me how there are no movies about KHVs in their 20s, like not a single fucking one. Even Steve Carrell in 40-Year-Old Virgin got some action earlier in life.

>>82538694
That looks fantastic, thanks a lot.

>>82539342
>The thing is they totally could just pull themselves out of it
This is not true, at all. People always say, "Just try this, or try this and try that!" and when you do all those things, you're guaranteed happiness, right? It doesn't work that way.

>but deep down they enjoy the endless spiral of darkness.
There's a difference between "enjoying it" and "finding enjoyment in it."

>>82539645
>The board used to be fine
The board was "fine" for about a year, maybe a year and a half.

It's been around like eight years now (minus the year or so it was gone). It was "fine" for a tad more than 10% of its existence.

>>82551037
Try Dekalog: Six

>>82544798
And that's what makes it interesting. I feel that movies like Taxi Driver and Under the Skin became much less interesting when the story really picked up. They were much more intriguing when they were about the characters just driving around, picking people up.

A movie about a robot just living his life, no ups, no downs (*insert joke here*), just being who he is and observing those around him could be a great film.

I know that at least I'd love it because of how relatable it'd be.

>>82534950
I've seen:
>Taxi Driver
>The Lobster
>Withnail and I
>Detachment
>Happiness
>Lost In Translation
>Falling Down
>The Elephant Man
>OFOtCN
>The Apartment
>400 Blows
The only one I wouldn't recommend is The Lobster, everything else is worthwhile film.

>>82551276
Thanks for reminding me that I need to hop back into the Dekalog. I watched the first one two years ago and never followed up.

>>82539342
go fuck yourself you dont understand jack shit

>>82551651
I understand it more than you because I have pulled myself from being an angry NEET like yourself and achieved normanhood :)

>>82534579
Judging movies by their audience is intensely retarded.