>DUDE WE'RE A FAMILY LMAO >DUDE POP SONGS PLAYING

>>82532914
They'd stop making these if we just threw in a couple of anti-china jokes

>>82532914
Here's hoping you get a good long ban for this

>>82532966
Why? He brought up valid points of criticism. You guys are distracted by bright colors and fast cuts.

>6 posts of DUDE "X" LMAO in a row
Great thread.

Apply yourself

I hate capeshit but I kinda liked this one tbqh

>>82532914
dude i don't like popular movies lmao

>>82532985
"DUDE X LMAO" is not a valid point of criticism.

>>82533021
the "x" part is. Are you just mad because you feel for the good ol marvel 1-2 again?

im actually gonna pay and go see this with gf

im even gonna buy the stupid plushy and surprise her with it after

im the goodest of goys and I feel shame

>>82533053
>the "x" part is
no it's not, dumb fuck

>>82533058
I saw it with my gf opening night and she painted her face like gamora

>literally hasnt seen the movie and just shitposts about what he read on /tv/

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>>82533058
Just make sure you get affirmative consent to smash her puss afterwords bro

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>JOKES AN SHIT SO YOU DON'T GET TOO EMOTIONALLY INVESTED BECAUSE YOU MIGHT FIND SOMETHING TO CRITICISE LMAO

It got Suicide Squad an Oscar so I don't blame them for trying to copy it

>>82533053
"WE'RE A FAMILY" is not valid criticism.
"POP SONGS PLAYING DURING ACTION" is not a valid criticism.
"MARY POPPINS" is not a valid criticism.
"PACMAN" is not a valid criticism.
"DAVID HASSLEHOFF" is not a valid criticism.

None of these are valid criticisms, let alone coherent thoughts.

>>82533143
shut the fuck up nerd

Stop acting so high and mighty defending literal shit

>>82533351
>he says while praising BvS as "Kino"

>>82533417
>bringing DC shit into this
You fucking nerd and your gay comic movies need to fucking die in a ditch

Worst Marvel movie since Iron Man 3
I want my money back
What a piece of shit

>>82532914
>being this mad over a very good popcorn flick

Why so buttblasted? Not enough ham fisted christ symbolism?

It's a 9/10 movie. Definitely Marvel's best and most memorable.

My friends Mike and Jay liked it so I like it too.

Notice how these types of threads regarding GotG2 only started appearing once it released in Dumbfuckistan?

Meaning that, most likely, every since embarrasing shitty thread like this and its ilk was crafted by some sweating hambeast in bumblefucksville.

>I sure showed them thar capeshit fans, yes, ma'am.

>>82533716
your friends mike and jay are shills

>>82532914
Look at the disgruntled DCuck losing his shit over the vastly superior movie. I honestly think these faggots just come here to get laughed at.

>>82532914
The Mary Poppins thing was really funny

>>82533058
>You have a gf

GTFO

>>82532914
>DUDE ITS THE DUDE MEME LMAO
>DUDE ITS THE DUDE MEME LMAO
>DUDE ITS THE DUDE MEME LMAO
>DUDE ITS THE DUDE MEME LMAO
>DUDE ITS THE DUDE MEME LMAO

>>82533726
>>bumblefucksville

Faggot hipster from some fruity city detected.

It's supposed to be light hearted fun and an action movie, what else is it supposed to be?

Super artsy and pretentious? Its a fucking blockbuster not some film about philosophy and human experience.

>>82532914
I loved the soundtrack of the old one...

>>82532966
Go back you faggot

>>82533907
>ahah just turn off your brain bro!

>>82534118
Read a fucking book if you want to be intellectually stimulated, all film is meant to take your money and rot your brain.

>>82533907
I know dude right? what's with these virgin losers. I took my gf to the premeire both I and my very real girlfriend both enjoyed it immensely. Rule #1 of Marvel films is just turn your brain off and enjoy the well written ride. I AM GROOOOOT lmao xD

>>82532914
AND IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME NOW

>>82533351
>shut the fuck up nerd
Damn you told him hard bro.

>>82533122
SS got an oscar for makeup. Critics panned it hard.

so this is the kinda posts its come to DCucks?

Sad!

>>82534297
YOU WILL NEVER LOVE ME AGAIN

>>82534118
When you feel through a movie, your brain is working at higher subconscious level than any "intellectual" movie where the writer has no sense of story telling and is basically shoving some other intellectuals ideas down your throat with a half ass tacked on story.

Saw it with my wife three hours ago. It's good in entertainment, has a shallow storyline and I wouldn't go and watch it again. Overall a 5/10.

>>82534231
See>>82534428

>>82534453
only the story wasn't show, only your understanding of it.

>>82534118
Do you go to a fireworks display and just stand around calling everyone plebs?

>>82534497
>Main character finds his father.
>Father turned out to be insane.
>Main character defeats father
>and understands that the man who raised him is his father, not the man who he shared his blood with.

Storywriting of the century, give that man an Oscar right away.

>>82534567
It's funny how you can write it out like that and make it look simple, but in reality it's no easy task to write that and make it work.

>>82534678
If you are a million dollar company which shits out these movie like they are pieces of corn after a BBQ, you better believe it's easy to do. Because there are people making mad bank on doing these rehashs of storywriting 101.

>>82534453
>married
>posting on tv
I sense underlying problems in the relationship.

Alright /tv/ it's time to talk about GOTG.
Awesome Mix Vol. 1 or Vol. 2?

>>82534567
Ego isn't insane. He just sees mortals as nothing more than ants.

>>82534567
>Storywriting of the century, give that man an Oscar right away.
Is that the standard you expect from a family action flick?

>>82532914
Pic unrelated and this thread is about Suicide Squad?

>>82534757
>He just sees mortals as nothing more than ants.
Based on the fact that he found them boring the first time he met them.
If that pants don't fit insanity, nothing will.

>>82534736
>underlying problems in the relationship.
Maybe it will drive me off a cliff five years from now, but as of now I am fine.

>>82532914
Just because you say dude doesn't mean anything.

>>82534736

What?

My wife lets me post on /tv/ for an hour a day while she teaches our adopted son

>>82533006
This ain't capeshit

>>82534825
>be millions years old
>try to find life
>find it
>it are fucking weak short lived creatures who don't even have the slightest of abilities you have
>gee very valuable

Worst movie of the year
JUST
What went wrong?

>>82534847
Don't you go and impersonate me.

>>82532914
It's crazy how you guys let a website dictate how you feel about movies.

>>82534733
It really isn't, these "types" of movies have been coming out for a while, yet this one is somehow more popular or stands out, if you had any knowledge of story telling beyond 101 you would know why.

>>82535052
I actually watch them. All of them. Movies are the one thing I do, besides wood carving.

DUDE I'M A CONTRARIAN LMAO

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>>82535086
what have you carved recently?

>>82533073
Worth it

>>82535133
A spoon, simply because I needed a large one and was too cheap to buy one.

>>82534360
Suicide squad got on Oscar so the people accepting it could talk about how awesome migrants are. That was the only award I even watched on TV their entire speech was about that. I hate /pol/ but given the academy's obsession with a diverse image this year and Hollywood's general hate for Trump it felt like the only conceivable reason they won over Star Trek Beyond. Does anybody really think the academy would be above giving a throwaway award like best makeup to a movie that didn't deserve it just so they could be more PC?

>>82535343
Who won best movie last time?

>>82532914

DUDE NO ACTUAL CRITICISM OF THE MOVIE LMAO
DUDE I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY SEEN THE MOVIE AND I'M JUST SHITPOSTING LMAO

>>82532914
>expecting a marvel joint to be good
>actually giving your hard earned shekels to this untalented group of redditors governed by a bunch of marketing experts, thus giving them justification to make even more marvel joints

you and the "people" like yourself are worse than the scum that unironically praises this garbage

>>82534825
>Based on the fact that he found them boring the first time he met them.
Based on the fact that from the perspective of a Celestial being that has lived for millions of years, they're about as significant to him as ants would be to us. Sure killing them is horrible for a moment, but they were going to die in the blink of an eye anyway as far as he sees it.

The more interesting question I think is whether Peter should have killed Ego at all.

>>82535658
It is a good movie though. It really stands out from the other marvel movies.

>>82535779
Ego will probably reform himself over time anyway.

>>82536208
Ego was the brain. He's dead.

>>82536208
Did you watch the same movie we did? They literally explained how they were about to go kill him on screen and then proceeded to kill him with a bomb and the (((batteries)))

>>82532914
>DUDE POSTING THINGS THAT APPEAR IN A MOVIE IN A TRIVIALIZING MANNER WITHOUT ACTUALKY EXPLAINING WHY I DIDNT PARTICUKARLY ENJOY THEM LOL

>>82536500
What about Pinky?

The movie was good, but it's nowhere near as tight or as complete-feeling as the first Guardians. Too much bullshit going on which caused the plot to sag really badly. The Sovereign's only purpose is to eventually bring in Adam Warlock. They could have been completely excised from the movie if that character hadn't been necessary.
Am I supposed to give a shit about Stallone being Starhawk and reassembling the original Guardians? Because I'm the only person I know who understood what was going on with that character, and I cannot force myself to actually give a fuck. It was incredibly forced and artificial-feeling.
Gamora and Drax don't have character arcs to speak of. Drax suffered especially, there was maybe one scene where he was of any actual use to the team in a way that the other characters couldn't replicate.
Also, 80s nostalgia pandering really needs to fuck off at this point, my god.

>>82536642
You've got to go back.

>>82536705
Your intelligent, concise and fair analysis feels really out of place in /tv/

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>mfw people enjoy NOT having fun

>>82536854
To where?
My mother's womb?

>>82536595
But according to Wikipedia he survived being torn apart by the sun.

>>82532914
>DUDE LMAO
this meme is officially gay and dead