>I'm going to put a turd in your bed Peter >But it

>>82527222

Sorry you have a stick up your ass, OP.

>he makes this same thread multiple times a day

inferiority complex towards americans eh?

That bit was actually funny, OP needs to put the cheetos down and cheer the fuck up.

>>82527222
>>82527333
Wew

Imagine being butthurt enough by a movie that you spend hours, days, weeks posting these threads when non-retarded people just move on

>>82527222
its funny becuase of how and what he says, not when its paraphrased. the whole point of draxs humor is that i isnt paraphrased, but delivered literally without filter.

non-american "sense of humor"

>>82527285
Says the scat lover

>>82527372
haven't seen the movie yet but it sounds extremely cringe

is this the exact wording and everything? no paraphrasing?

The fucked up part is that Bradley Cooper probably gets paid more than the guy acting out two roles and he never even has to turn up on set.

>>82528508
but the other guy doesn't look like Bradley Cooper

>>82527498
If you find poop jokes funny, then you're clearly the target demographic.

>>82527222
Don't spoiler me any jokes, you dickhead

>>82528553
Bradley Cooper's face doesn't appear in the movie so that's hardly relevant

>>82528422
I think Drax actually says
>AHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE FAMOUSLY LARGE POOPS

what the fuck is that baby groot? how short is that guy

>>82528422
>Star Lord and Rocket are arguing
>Star Lord mentions wanting to take one of Drax's shits and putting it in Rocket's pillow
>Drax laughs saying "Yes! I have famously large turds!"

its kind of cringey on paper but it was pretty funny

>>82528646
yeah but bradley cooper made a name for himself with that face, an expensive one.

>>82528422
it's paraphrased

>>82528685
Rocket, in the first movie.
I'm assuming they did something similar in the ew one too.

>>82527222
>Humor without u after the o
Your country sucks American cock.

>>82528508
the guy acting out two roles is the directors brother which is the only reason he's there, sooooo he's getting more than enough as is