I hope you don't mind but I put some extra butter in there.

fuck off nigger

thanks pal

can I get some gummie worms and peanut m&m's too?

thanks

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hey anon, before you go to the movie I gotta tell you something

(what is it?)

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>>82508930

Can I speak to your Caucasian superior, please?

>>82509017
S-sorry Robert but I'm not gay.

>>82511024
>*kisses you tinderly*
love doesn't need labels to be beautiful, sir

Thanks Robert, you always know how I like my snacks. I'll be sure to comment on this establishment's Facebook page about what a terrific employee you are.

>>82509017
J-kwon, we discussed this before. I don't give fuck about your new mixtape. Now go away, before people see me talking to a nigger.

>>82508930
Come home early tonight robert i wanna ride that bbc tonite ;)

>asian people do this all the time in china and japan
>americans do this and lawsuits happen
topkek fucking sensitive americans

You're the best Robert!

>>82511479
His name is Robert you goddamn redneck faggot

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>>82508930
lol what the fuck I don't want popcorn give me junior mints or im leaving the theater

>>82511612
Stop normalising niggers, schlomo.

>>82508930
thank bob, have a good one :)

>>82509017
"i dont even work here"

I used to do this when I worked at a movie theater. People fucking love it. They want the butter but are too embarrassed to ask for it. They think it makes them sound like fatasses, as they should.

Memes aside, I went to an AMC theater today and it was the first time I've been to a theater that served more than nachos, popcorn, and candy. Also the first place I've been that had the love-seat style recliners. Made Regal look backwards as fuck,

>>82509017
>they're implementing a no singles policy here next month. Virgins will be beaten to a pulp by security. Sorry bro. Here's your crab legs.

>>82512371
>your falcon won't count either bro, sorry.

Damn, Robert, you know me well. Here's a big tip, my man.

Aside from places like Alamo Draft House, I always sneak in my own snacks because theaters never carry the kind of snacks that I like. I usually bring in dark chocolate covered almonds or the store-brand version of Cheez-It.
I usually buy a drink though.

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Here's your bird bud

*sighs* Robert we've been through this. I want you to open two packs of Bunchacrunch and mix them in with the popcorn, extra butter. Another error like this and you won't be getting a tip next time!

>>82512451
I used to do this but my theater has started catching me (I'm a regular) and now they make me turn out my pockets every time I go. It's humiliating as fuck.

>>82508930
>big guy
Someone post the CIA edit

>>82512628
Just tell them to fuck off. Go somewhere else if they want to be faggots

>>82508930
Thanks Robert, you da man

>>82512628
I don't even know how you would get caught in the first place. I usually wear cargo pants because I give no fucks about fashion and they're pretty much perfect for sneaking stuff in. If you're a girl or a faggot then just bring one of your larger purses.

>>82512245
Wowee. I'll be sure to check out an AMC™ near me next time I wanna watch a flick with friends.