>"the ring must be destroyed in mordor >"hey

>>82492452
>"/tv/ must be destroyed by unfunny decade-old reposts"
>"hey anon do you still have those unfunny LOTR eagles jokes?"

>>82492452
"yeah but sauron would notice in a heartbeat and tear us a new one"

>>82492514
>sauron would notice in a heartbeat and tear us a new one

Using his AA guns?

>>82492504
kek'd

>>82492452
"I can't afford them yet, I get my checks bi-weekly."

There, solved

>>82492504
posts like these make it even funnier

>>82492554
nah probably just using his nazguls

>magic thingy exists
>"hey, why don't we just use magic thingy to instantly fix everything?"

>>82492452
"we can't use them, the eagle tax is too high"

>>82492452
>Implying the eagles weren't Galdalf's plan all along

FLY, YOU FOOLS

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>>82492452
>they will not heed the call as they were the first to warn us of the dangers of the rings, yet we failed to listen. No dear, brave friends if we embark on this quest, we go it alone.

>>82492452
>"the ring must be destroyed in mordor"
>"hey gandalf you're a wizard right? can't you just teleport to mount doom?"

>>82492575
Also the taxes were too expensive and not deductible

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>Nagzul sees Frodo with the ring near Mordor
>Doesn't tell Sauron

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>>82492452

>nah senpai, had to use my cooldowns to escape from Isengard