>You're gonna hate me for this, but... >I'm actually

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>>82490217

>This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me.

>>82490217
"When you have kids, you'll understand"

>>82490217
Exactly what my dad use to say...

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>It was just business, nothing personal
>It was personal to me

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>>82490217

>You think I enjoy doing this?

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>Villain has character hostage
>Please don't kill me. I won't tell anyone I swear!
>I know you won't
>Villain kills hostage

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>>82490217
>character rolls up in a car
>"am driving"

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>Where'd you learn to drive like THAT?

>What do you do?
>I drive

test

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>Characters rush into a vehicle
>Don't put on their seatbelts
>"Hold on!"

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>Why are you doing this to me?
>You're doing it to yourself

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>I'm going to enjoy this

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>Let me guess
>Your the good cop and he's the bad cop

>Character goes to the bathroom
>Doesn't stretch one arm to hold the door shut in case anyone assumes there's nobody in and just walks in

>>82490394
>i grew up with 4 brothers

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>>82490836
>American bathrooms don't have locks

Truly a third world country

>>82490906
Not American. What first world country are you from?

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>Is this the part where I'm supposed to be afraid?

>so we meet again

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>How do I find you?
>You won't
>I'll find you

>not where
>when

>if you kill your enemies, they win

>Why can't you explain this to me?
>Just trust me, OK?

>action scene
>love interest falls on top of protag
>few moments of eye contact
>back to action

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>tfw they don't even have time to fuck

>>82493308
>girl in the middle of a rant
>guy shuts her up with a kiss

>>82493087
you have to get out of the dreamatorium abed, or we'll never make regionals

>>82493399
>guy leaves girl to go on a mission
>shows up a few years later
>girl marches up to him and slaps his face
>cheesy grin

>Closes bathroom medicine cabinet
>Killer/monster reflection in the mirror

>Female character is on rebound
>She fucks the male protagonist

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>>82490316
>PLEASE, I HAVE A WIFE!
>So do I.
>Villain kills hostage

>>82490394
>GTA

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>>82493618

>Opens bathroom medicine cabinet
>Sinister music intensifies
>Closes cabinet
>Nothing happens
>Drops toothbrush
>Bends down to pick it up
>No music
>Stands back up
>BOO! Killer/monster reflection in the mirror

>>82493473
Even FF IX, damn.

>>82490316
>Are you going to kill me?
>That depends. Do you see me?

>car swerves and stops right in front of character
>"GET IN"

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>>82490604
>and your OTHER self

>Protagonist goes back home after work
>Turns on computer
>"YOU HAVE EMAIL"

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>love interest kicks/punches male protagonist in the testicles

What is this thread?

Hah. I remember how, for a brief window of time, people on /tv/ recognized the redditfrog for what it is.
But then the unstoppable reddit horde overwhelmed this place too.

>>82494070

>"YOU'RE A JERK! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER LISTENED TO YOU!"
>Runs away

>>82494081
>protagonist starts questioning everything

>>82494070
I hate this Hollywood shit how women can get away with hitting males with no retaliation.

>>82493618
>He has a horn

>>82494081
*Flashback*

>>82494248
american cuckulture is truly the worst

>>82494306
Its just (((Hollywood))) forcing this shit.

>>82490217
>>One day you'll thanks me
Why are frogposters always ESLs?

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>>82491247
>that comes later

>>82494291
>*Flashback*

"I get it now. It was you! You're the one behind all this."
>Villain starts monologue

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>>82493805
>Opens bathroom medicine cabinet
>Sinister music intensifies
>Closes cabinet
>Nothing happens
>Drops toothbrush
>Bends down to pick it up
>No music
>Stands back up
>Looks in mirror
>Nothing there
>Turns to door
>SCREECHING MUSIC
>Daughter standing there
>Hi Daddy!
>Oh you scared me, honey.
>Daughter starts crawling on the ceiling

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>character puts a song on
>it becomes the soundtrack to a montage

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>>82494152

"WAIT! I can explain!"
>Doesn't explain

>characters meet again after years of separation
>you look like shit

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>>82494681

>"There's no time to explain!"
>Can be explained with one sentence

good thread

>>82494109
>reddit

It went mainstream, not at all particular to reddit, and it also died in the mainstream after Hillary attacked it. Are you a projecting redditor?

"Hmmm... yes my dear... your most pungent yet."
Quentin terantino.

>Cop causes a mess
>Superior scolds him and fires him
>Cop solves the case causing a ruckus in the process
>Superior gives him merit for catching the bad guye and reinstates him but still scolds him lightly for the ruckus

>>82494109
good goy, your brand loyalty is a commendable

>Wait say that again!
>....
>No before that!
>character runs off without an explanation

>>82490217
>you'll thanks me
dumb frogposter

dumb frogposters

Stupid amphibian sharers

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>>82490217
>I'm sorry
>sorry for what
>*throws character out of a cliff*

>>82494081
>one man's quest to find love, and himself amid turbulent times...

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>it's not you, it's me
>I've been under a lot of stress lately

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>>82490316
>And your OTHER hostage..

>>82490316
>tfw the only movie ive seen this trope in is Stormbreaker

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>Wife made coffee, toasts, orange juice, fried bacon, eggs, sausages, tomatoes, baked beans, waffles and pancakes for breakfast
>Husband takes one sip of coffee then leaves for work

>>82490217

>grow up
>Never thank him for it
>Even if net result was in the end beneficial
>Hate him out of pure spite

What now?

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>phone conversation
>hang up without any warning

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>Chad and Stacy go to creepy haunted house and get killed by the monster
>Title card appears onscreen

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>character's day-to-day life establishing montage scene
>*ELO's "Mr Bluesky" starts playing*

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>>82493368
>they didn't even kiss at the end

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>posting a dead meme
>>>/r/eddit

>>82498668
>>82494922

>>82498759
>>82498668

>>82499059
>>82498668

>>82493697
Name 3 movies, 4 flicks and 2 cape kinos where this happened

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>Don't shoot, I surrender!
>*bang bang*
>Why did you shoot him? He surrendered!
>I didn't believe him

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>Vietnamese girl get napalmed
>tears off burning clothes
>runs down street
>just a small town girl starts playing

>>82500045

>character posts naked nine year old
>it's fine because the picture is "historic"

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>>82493805
>lady doing chores around house
>sinister music is playing
>pic related
>she hears a sound
>pic related
>she brushes it off and carries on doing her chores
>pic related
>music gets faster
>pic related
>gets grabbed
>Music screeches
>"Oh hey Chad *breathes*, you scared me then"
>Pic fucking related

>>82500702
kill yourself

>>82496687
>>I'm sorry
>>sorry for what
>>our daddy told us to never be ashamed of our dicks

>>82494482
Lmao didnt expect that one