kino moments: >when he was at the Phoenix convention and

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The Master is PTA's attempt at outing poseurs by making something utterly disjointed that vaguely resembles a narrative feature just enough that it confuses them into praising it out of fear for being labelled a pleb.

An intentionally terrible movie carefully emulating a masterpiece. A true work of genius. Why do you think the plot of the film involves a cult leader who feigns insight and brilliance but is secretly full of shit? It's a metaphor for the film itself.

tl;dr if you think The Master is actually good you're a "pleb"

>>82489478

The Master is the last good movie made in Hollywood. And it was like 5 years ago or something. Fuck obama second term ruined hollywood with the liberal agenda.

Can we all agree the Master is PTA's best work and at least top 5 movies of the century so far?

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>>82489478
D..did some1 say...
KINO????
*screams inaudible gibbirish*
*rips off clothing and starts burning body hair*
*KINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
*throws glass bottles at the windows*
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*grabs onto ceiling fan and tears it down from the ceiling*
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEAJDFEKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsldegtikahergioujsfoga;drfg
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drhd
*hyperventillating*
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- *breathes in* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>82489520

Thats just how he's done movies for decades, and becoming increasingly good at it. You just probably like DDL screaming I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE, you fucking pleb.

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>>82489520
lol

>>82489520

If it is as you say, a carefully crafted false masterpiece, wouldn't that actually make it kino?

>>82489520
every time

>>82489619
PTA is the dictionary definition of entry level cinema. He not only steals from better directors, but he does it without any irony like Tarantino.

I am personally fine with it though. Because through PTA, all these freshmen college students will discover Robert Altman, who was the real deal. They will discover Scorsese, the most important American film director of our time, they will discover Kubrick, and the Coen Bros.

Through Altman, they will discover Renoir, through Kubrick, they will discover Ophuls, Scorsese to Fellini. Suddenly they realize PTA was just a child with no original thoughts in his head, that his films just revolve around quoting better directors while adding epic catch phrases like "I drink your milkshake!" and "Pig fuck!" Really there is no bigger clue in to how meaningless his cinema is when the only thing people discuss when mentioning his movies are 'le epic catch phrases, dude!'

You might say great artist steal, but what Picasso meant by this is that great artists are able to understand what works and manipulate it. PTA merely 'mimics'. This is why it is completely obvious who he is mimicking from film to film.

>>82489520
>it's not a masterpiece it's just a movie that pretends so much to be a masterpiece that it cannot be told apart from an actual masterpiece
You plens are so funny

>>82489551
Yes

>>82489997

You know that the 'pig fuck' thing made him lose the support of that socialite who was supporting him and lending him her yacht, leading him to prison time right? It's not as if is just thrown in there for no purpose. Also, that is how cult leaders really behave. They HATE being challenged on a rational level because of course there is no rational basis for their claims, so they fall back on anger and emotion to try to dominate people. The dude at the party who was grilling him was absolutely right.

>PTA is so great that plebes have copypastas for every thread about him
It's normal to feel bad when you're a brainlet watching a movie as good as The Master, don't sweat about it

>>82489551
If you're an imdb drone for sure

>>82490165
>it's acclaimed so it's bad
Stick to capeshit

>try to start a discussion thread about a film
>derailed by pasta shitpost

sigh...

>>82490396
hahaaa DUDE K I N OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOxD

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