>match with a tall girl on tinder >message her "you're

>>82482828
Post pics

>>82482828
ITT: memes that never happened

>>82482917
No way. Chances are she browses /tv/ and I don't want to burn this.

>>82482828
maybe she was telling the truth, and you're just a manlet

>>82482945
Then you blur out the face of there's a full body picture

If I take that bra off, will you die?

>>82482828
Nice. How tall is she?
And is she blonde-haired and blue-eyed?
Also, is she cute?

>>82482828
Did she mean in comparison with you because she saw your full length photo or did she mean her tall body is for you(r disposal)?

>>82482828
>tinder
how tall are you

>>82482945
then why the fuck not, you already created the thread

man I want to believe this so hard but its obviously bullcrap

>>82483134
>>82482979
There's a difference between creating a thread and posting someone's pics

>>82483074
189cm, blonde blue eyes. Yes, she a cute

>>82482964
I am.

>>82483116
No idea.

Odds that match has a penis under that skirt: 90%

>>82483155
Just post the screencap of your chat asshat

>>82483237
We're not english, anon. Although that particular part was in english which is even weirder.

>>82483190
A cute, baneposting trap? If only we could all be so lucky.

>>82483183
>189cm, blonde blue eyes. Yes, she a cute
Great. You have truly earned such a beauty.

Unless she's the one who wants to give up when such a dark time shall pass, never give up.

You earned her, you deserve her.

Keep her and work your way till you both know in both of your hearts that you should marry, she will give you good children and a great life.

If you do lose her, then it's an opportunity lost.
But remember, there will always be hope for you, even if you do lose her.

>>82483417
Dude, she's tall as fuck and I'm short. No way this can work out. I'm not even really gonna try

>>82483583
how short

do you have a cute face

>>82483583
JUST DO HER!

>>82483583
You're getting matches, which is a lot more than I can say and I'm 6'2

>>82483583
>not enjoying a qt amazonian gf

She can carry you around and dominate you and shit

>>82483583
I thought you were like 6'5" or something, guess it was my mistake.

Because if I encountered that girl, I would immediately go with her since I am 6'8" anyways.

>>82483583
maybe she has a manlet subhuman fetish?

>>82483583
>I'm not even really gonna try
Always try, faggot.

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She was clearly mocking your manlet-ness

>>82483863
W-Who's that?

>>82483907
Like i would tell a semen encrusted tripfag

>>82483155
Yeah, the difference is that the thread exists and said conversation doesn't.

>no pics
>everyone goes along with OP's fable
Seriously, guys?

>>82483863
Holy Caloni! A fellow could build himself some nice sweet autobahms on her legs!

>>82483998
They convince themselves it's a real tale and that that can happen to them too. It's their way of coping up with reality until their delusion dissipates and they shoot up a school.

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>>82483583
>I'm not even really gonna try
YES YOU CAN!

>>82483008
Underrated as fuck holy shit I'm losing it over here

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>>82484089
>>82483998
Well, what else are we supposed to do? Discuss the implied affair between brother and CIA (I mean, why would Bane murder them both otherwise?)?

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>>82483183
>189cm

Invite her over for dinner and a movie and once your fire rises make another thread.

>>82483074
>>82483129
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan :)

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Why is this thread okay but I got a ban for posting this fresh meme

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>>82482828
>do the exact same thing
>she thinks I'm making fun of her weight and tells me to fuck off

>>82483863
BRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPP bbbrrt brrt

>>82485965
autism speaks

>>82486092
That's probably at least a bit true but I get mine

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>using the plebian tinder in lieu of the patricians choice

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>using tinder

>>82486218
He's right. And the worst part is that Tinder is about as popular as Facebook at this point.

>>82486218
>>82486264

Heh, angry redditors detected

>>82486307
Heh, angry redditor detected

>>82486218
How much time has he spent on r/TheRedPill ?

>>82483583
TRY. How often do you meet a baneposting qt???

>>82486218
>not using Tinder just to meet new people and use them as relationship test dummies
lmao

>>82486323
Heh, angry redditor detected