>Get on the ground, fucko! Squad, take his computer and all

everything is fried at the flick of a switch
good luck trying to retrieve anything, goober

>implying i wouldn't see them coming

even still, i have nothing incriminating

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Not fucked since I just watch live streams and YouTube. I don't download movies and I'm not a pedophile. So I'm pretty much safe.

>>82478422
YOU'LL NEVER GET MY RARE PEPE AND BANE FOLDER
NEVER
*ALLAHU AKBAR!*

I-i-i'm a sovereign citizen

FBI Investigator: Sir, can you explain why you have 2.5GB of webms of former nickelodeon and disney stars?

>>82478485
>I don't download movies and I'm not a pedophile
>what is planted evidence
al oh al

>>82478515
AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>82478422
Some torrented movies and MP3s, some heterosexual porn in browser history, nothing extraordinary.

Is Bitlocker still secure?

Don't take my pusy

>>82478646
It was never secure.

>>82478646
it may be secure

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>>82478422
"I was about to go to the beach officers"

>>82478422
I have about 3tb of pirated content on my current PC as of right now.

Fucking lock me up

I don't recall. I want an attorney.

>>82478422
They won't give a single fuck about all the pirated stuff. If such a situation happens, they will probably be looking for "extremist" materials and my supposed ties to American spies who indoctrinated me into saying critical things about our government.

>>82478422
I dindu nuffin