Tonight we have...
>A collective inhale of the audience reverberates around the television studio. Purses and water bottles are set on the floor. They lean forward on the seats in anticipation.
a special guest...
>The useless, 15 dollars an hour idiots who show up to Colbert's show already know the drill, they have been anticipating the opening punchline for the past 2 hours in the L.A. heat.
Dernaldn Xlumprgyt;ymsal;iyhjalkyt
I'M PICKLE RICK! BIG REVEAL!
what the hell?
>>82476449
>I TURNED MYSELF INTO A HOMOPHOBIC LATE-NIGHT COMEDIAN, MORTY. *BOOM* BIG REVEAL!!
>>82476449
madman
>>82476449
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>RRRRRRRRRRRRUMPFFFF-I'M PICKLE RICK!
>guy that turned himself into a pickle? sounds hot.
*colbert walks into room*
where did my reading cards which analysed president trump in a clever, well thought out and sensible way go?
*sees r/politics* oh well this will do
fuck drumpf and fuck white people, go back to your /pol/ containment board losers
uploaded a pic of myself to show you nerds what a real man looks like
>>82476877
is that Private Parts?
>>82477129
Spider-Man
>>82476968
I SAW THIS EPISODE TOO. LOOL. ; )
Colbert is the funniest man since Sandler.
10/10
>>82476877
how does that sort of bracelet even work.
>>82476550
>the only people crying colbert homophobia are straight white males
>DRRRRRRRUMPF
Checkmate repuplitards.