This movie is LITERALLY and I mean LITERALLY reditt. I felt physical

>>82435682
>normies ruin everything
You just now discovered this?

>>82435682
>marvel movie is reddit

Water i wet, more news at 11

>>82435682
don't know why you're comparing it to reddit but i did think it was poorly written and boring.

>>82435682
>it's fun and has witty banter in a movie marketed to have quips and not be very serious
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REDDIT

fuck you I liked it kill yourself

Yondu's whistle arrow thing is the sickest shit ever

The GoTG threads have generally been pretty positive and not retarded as of late. What chang... oh that's right, it came out in dumbfuckistan

>>82435682

Fuck off you joyless shit posting cunt. Go back to posting your gay ass memes.

>>82435682
>>82435739
>>82436906
>>82436984
>>82437023
>>82437188
>>82437200

>every fucking reply thus far doesn't realize GotG is a gigantic waste of fucking time and that Jimmy Gunn peaked a decade ago with Slither

You faggots better get a fucking education, and quickly

>>82435682
if you felt physical rage over something so inconsequential then you fucking need therapy

the first movie was reddit shit

>>82437240
i said it was poorly written and boring you fag. felt like most of the movie was everyone talking about their emotion background while literally nothing happened.

>>82436984

I'm pretty sure "it's reddit" means "it has any comedy whatsoever" on here.

>>82437188
I don't know why shitposters would care. They could just pretend to be foreign or that they saw it early.

>>82435682
is this the worst Marvel movie yet?

Will Winter Soldier ever be topped?

>>82437453

No it's just the 4chan autist terminology for "popular"

Do you fucking losers enjoy anything? I'll admit the one Joke
>he said welcome to the frickin guardians of the Galaxy, only he didn't say frickin
Made me cringe but otherwise it was alright

>>82435682
Who the fuck do you think has been dumb enough to pay money to see all the shit the Jews in Hollywood have been infecting the world with lately? All those stupid fucking capeshit movies making billions of dollars, the diversity casting, the feminist shit?

Of course it's reddit, you pimply faced child.

>>82437513
>haha poop in pillow joke
>haha they talk about penis
>haha like ten minute taserface bit
>lmao does anyone have tape
>hahahaha his eye will be gone

the Zune joke and "I'm gonna make a lot of weird shit" were basically the only things that were actually funny in the whole movie

it was abysmal, stop having shit taste

>>82437513
have you seen any black and white movies? does "anything" need to be rated 8+ on imdb and have been released in the last 10 years?

>>82437513
the movie was literally going after the audience that like the minions from despicable me. if you liked it you're a child.

>>82437453
>>82437491
You're both wrong. The epic "*HOLDS UP SPORK*" randumb humor and juvenile toilet humor is what makes it Reddit.

>>82437667
holds up spork is 4chan humor though

>>82437696
no its old deviantart-esque

>>82437821
no it's from gaia or some shit and got posted here for the luls

>people expecting a comic book movie to have high class dialogue and intellectual humor
>surprised when it's just a bunch of camp and kid shit

Gotg2 was alright, the first one was better, though.

>>82435682

That opening scene wasn't 'reddity'. It was a cash grab. It played well in the fist one, so they did an extended one here. Selling merchandise was the goal.

>>82437453
it couldn't put the gags and quips down. it had too much of that shit and was just overall kind of boring and predictable. imo anyways.

>>82435682
Oh wow, this movie is literally the website reddit? Wow. Amazing, how did they do that? Fucking kys. Shitposters like you are a million times worse than some normie website.

>>82437573
the zune was funny, and the pillow turd thing wasn't bad, but the taserface shit was awful

>>82438003

But "safe and predictable action comedies" are what Marvel has been doing for about a decade now, whu would you go in there expecting anything else?

>>82435682
>hasn't been to earth or seen an earthling in 20 years
>makes a meme reference from 2016

>>82438028
i went with a friend because he wanted to go, i haven't seen a marvel movie since the first avengers, and i generally don't like superhero movies.

so that's where i'm coming from i guess

Hold up, hold up....what do non-reddit movies feature? Gritty social commentary a-la BvS?

>>82435682

I really liked the typical generic action sequences took a backseat to the character interaction. Guess you're too dumb to see that though, poor you.

WOW, I can't believe a family franchise that revolves around wacky, friendly characters and their 70s soft rock music was lighthearted and fun! It makes me so angry!

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>>82437573
>Groot trying to find the fin scene

>>82438051
Yes.
BvS=4Chan
Gotg=Reddit
Suicide Squad=Myspace

So many shitty jokes and too much ham-fisted music circlejerking. I liked GotG 1 but this one sucked

>>82438101
>BvS
But this is shit and even more pretentious than the silly Marvel movies

>>82437573
I have to agree with this to an extent.

Sure the first movie had the dance off meme but in this one the humor felt veeery forced. Especially in the first half and with the penis and shit joke which seems like it's aimed at the lowest common denominator.

I'm not saying the first guardians had a superior sense of humor but at least it wasn't this juvenile or maybe I just don't remember it

>>82438100
I enjoyed that. Though I will admit they needed ti cut maybe 1 or two returns out of it.

mate its a kids movie. for ages 5- 16
thats the target audience, thats why it has retard humour in it.
reddit and tumblr crowds also happen to have the mind of a spoilt little shit stain 12 year old

>>82438101
No.
>superhero movies = Reddit

>>82438146
exactly

doesn't stop the Marvel movies from being shit though

>>82438101

I miss MySpace tbqh

Where is the downvote button on this website?

>>82437474
Iron Man 1 was the best marvel movie you pleb

>>82438146
I think you don't understand.
We aren't supossed to like BvS for being a good movie, we only like it because redditors and the general public hate it.
Do you even contrarian dude?

>>82438158
I don't remember absolutely loathing my life during the first one so I think it's safe to assume that it was just a more well put together movie in pretty much every category

This movie was
>extremely exhausting visually, it was hard to sit there and watch the entire thing
>probably one of the most uninspired and uncreative movies when it came to action scenes
>the majority of the movie was forced reddit humor that sounded like it was written by a 12 year old
>it was probably 75% into the movie before I realized that what was still happening in the movie was the actual plot and that I shouldn't wait for the plot to start anymore

>>82438179
BvS isn't a mere superhero flick tho, is a deep social commentary. Superman and Batman might not be even considered superheros at all, they are portrayed as gods.

>>82437474

What's with people saying Winter Soldier is the best? It was a solid film but at the end of the day was just marvel's take on a spy film.

It lost me at the nazi in the 1960 PC part

>>82438300
>it was probably 75% into the movie before I realized that what was still happening in the movie was the actual plot and that I shouldn't wait for the plot to start anymore
I felt the same to be honest. I only realized the movie was about to end when it was revealed that Kurt Rusell was the main villain. I was still expecting Stallone to appear.

>>82438312
Well the common thing that it's pointed out that it's not a movie but a political thriller woooah.

Don't worry it's just marvel shitters scrapping the bottom of the barrel and it shows how uninspired and forgetabble their "movies" that even Winter Soldier stands out

>>82438338
I figured the action scenes would be against more of an actual villain instead of a group of people that they themselves pissed off and had every right to be mad at them

Did anyone hear how the theme when they jumped off their ship in the beginning of the end battle was similiar to the Avengers?

>>82437577
Cringed

>>82438210
It was the beginning of the death of the Internet.

>>82438522
No sir, that was livejournal.

>>82438286

I think reddit named it one of its top 10 most underrated movies.

I think most will eventually agree that it was misunderstood when it came out.

>>82435682
This is why DC conquers all. This is why Wonder Women will re-open the mighty wrath that is DC and finally who all you Marvel fanboys that it is NOT as bad as you say it is, but you are in fact unintellectual and cannot perceive what is happening on the screen. Still think BvS was bad? How blind are you? These were comics first, with even dumber plotlines, yet you knock LIVE ACTION TELLINGS of Superman Vs. Batman? Get fucking real. I can't wait for DC to come back and kick you Marvel cucks right in the fucking uterus.

>>82438953

Don't get your hopes up for WW.

BvS was a fluke and Warner Brothers are gonna make sure nothing like it is gonna happen again. From now on all DC's gonna make are tryhard unfunny Marvel ripoffs like Suicide Squad.

>>82438312
That was my favorite part.

>>82435682
imagine
being THIS much of an autistic closet homo dumbass
what would life even be like?

>>82435682
>le reddit
Is anyone else bored of redditors coming here and telling us shit reddit likes?

>>82437453

No, on here 'its reddit' means 'its popular and i dont like it'.

>>82437667
That isn't present in the movie at all aside from maybe the Pac-Man thing.

>>82439721
every movie discussed is in some way "popular". this is more a case of "literally movie for CHILDREN", but I'm sure people called your favorite bergman reddit and that's why you're so mad

>>82438146
And 4chan is more shit and pretentious than Reddit.

His analogy works perfectly.

>>82439749
no he's right
"reddit" is a meme so memey its basically become Marklar

Op here. Disregard this thread, I suck cocks

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>>82438309
Yeah but everything that Snyder attempted to do in BvS was done 10x better without the pretense of being a superhero movie in Midnight Special.

>tape bit
what the fuck were they thinking?

>>82435739
>>82436906

Kinda funny, that these are the kind of replies you'd also get on reddit.

Makes me ponder.

>>82439803
Is this good, guys?

>>82439869
I thought it was kinda funny, and that seemed to be a recurring theme throughout: arguing about extremely petty shit while their lives are on the line.

Seemed like almost every joke and emotional beat had at least a little set-up, which was nice.

>>82439928
First time I saw it it was life-changing but it doesn't really hold up on rewatch imo.

I do love the opening scene and the theme music.

Mantis was the only character that consistently made me laugh, mainly because of her dumb accent coupled with her huge anime eyes. Everyone else was trying too hard to be either the funniest or the bitchiest person in any given scene.

Her character was the stereotypical "alien who's unfamiliar with human culture," but that came as a relief in a film where all the other characters embody the most annoying aspects of modern-day humans.

>>82438309
>superhero movies = Reddit

What happens in the pacman scene? How do you turn into pacman?

>>82435682
>going to see a reddit flick in theatres
OP confirmed redditor

>>82440080
Hope you're okay with spoilers.

Alright so Star-Lord is the son of Ego, and being on Ego's Planet allows him to tap into the light within the planet. This basically means he can control the molecules of the planet to form whatever the fuck he wants.

About midway through he says "Get ready to see an 800-foot statue of Pac-Man next to Skeletor and Heather Locklear" and that he's "gonna make some weird shit".

In the finale, when he realizes he has to fight Ego, they have this big ol' Man Of Steel-style smackdown, and at one point they fly towards each other. Ego covers himself with rocks and basically forms a larger version of himself, but Star-Lord creates a massive Pac-Man around himself, complete with wakka wakka sound effects. It's a dumb joke but it has set-up.

just saw it. someone in the theater cheered and clapped when groot pressed the right button.

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>>82440340
epic

>monster in beginning shoots rainbow sparkle beams
>rainbow sparkle Ego planet bubbles
>Yondu rainbow sparkles at end
Fuck it.

>>82435739
>>normies ruin everything

this is exactly what happened to anime in the 80s, early 90s.

>>82435682
>THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES

>>82440915
They're overcompensating for the dull grey airport look.

>>82435682
So baby groot is just jar-jar then?

>>82442208
Except as a BABY he has a motivation for acting like jar-jar other than "he is as retarded as he is grotesque".

>>82439928

The journey is exceptional. The ending is proof that the writers had a cool idea and lacked an excuse for the initial cool idea. I'm fine with this, but the ending is nonsensical and stupid. That said, definitely watch it. It is beautifully shot and acted and engaging all the way through.

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>>82435682
OP your post made me lol.
I'm still seeing it though. The characters have chemistry, are interesting, and the soundtrack was well thought out.

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>>82435682
>Too adorable to kill

>>82435682
>>Turned into Pac-Man
With all those yellow rocks flying at him, I was really hoping for The Thing.
He should have become Kevin Bacon (Earth's greatest hero) or KITT.

>>82438338
I got a weird vibe from Ego in the first scene. Anytime someone wants to spread something across the whole universe and tells you in such a creepy way, you can be fairly sure he's up to no good.
>>82439869
"Do you have tape? Yeah, Scotch tape would work! Oh, you don't have any Scotch tape?" That made me chuckle.
>>82437577
[SPOILER]dat toe, doe.[/SPOILER]

>>82435682
Thanks for the review pal, I am sure going to watch it

How do we expunge the reddit demographic from the film studios' thinking?

>>82442459
Thanks anon

Who /TASERFACE/ here?

>>82438431
A political thriller is a movie. Wtf are you trying to say?

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>>82435682

BABBY GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>82435682
Baby Groot is the fucking best.

This is reddit. This is memes. This is reddit. This is memes. This is reddit. This is memes.

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>>82435682
I unironically agree

>>82443206
>>82443144
Studio Exec: People like vidoes of cute cats and cute dogs. Can we have a cute animal in the next movie?
2nd Studio Exec: Only if IT DANCES. Millennials love to dance to these tech "grooves" of theirs.
3rd Studi Exec: They also are very environment-concious. I read about it on Facebook all the time. Maybe it could be a cute plant dancing?
4th Studio Exec: BRILLIANT! Change the tech "music" with something retro for the "hipster" crowd and we're in business!

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Thats what happens when the plot is quip driven rather than story driven

Guardians of the quip is essential redditcore

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>>82442903
Make 4chan the frontpage of the internet duh

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>>82436984
That sounds like Reddit talk.
>get 'em boys

>>82435682
We didnt even get to see Memelord use his creative powers apart from a fucking pacman

>>82437474

>Worst Marvel Movie

In a world where the following exist

>Thor 2
>Iron Man 3
>Age of Ultron
>Civil War

No.

>>82444389
>Thats what happens when the plot is quip driven rather than story driven

Did we watch the same movie? This movie focused more on the character stories.

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I literally walked out after the dickbutt scene, leaving my sister to watch the movie herself.

>>82445413
I remember dropping the first movie after 10 minutes

First one was better, but there were a few scenes I liked.
When Drax was telling Mantis about his daughter, so Mantis touched him and she started crying.
I thought they really showed how Drax keeps his emotions deep inside.

>>82435682

It's a great movie, quit being butthurt.

>>82435682
10/10, perfect impression of nu-/tg/

>>82435682
i went in knowing full well what it would be. i enjoyed it. my only problem is that he turned into pacman and not something humanoid like a transformer or voltron or something.

>OP can't handle epic quips

>>82439869
>joke is featured in the first trailer
>don't like it but at least it's not long
>it's at least 5 times long in the actual movie
It's very awkward sitting there and watching something so cringey just go on and on.

>>82446539
I was wondering if Star-Lord was actually gonna run back and ask Nebula after Raccoon asked him about her.

>>82436906
>Water i wet, more news at 11
Perry has Clark finished the Sports section?

>>82438431
I agree DCBRO XDD

>>82439803
Good movie, but completely different themes than BvS. No point in even comparing the two.

>>82445944
Well, it's your own money you're wasting.

>>82447712
>paying for movies

Capecucks will defend this

Sure is summer in here.

>>82435682
they just scorted you out? you deserve one day in the popcorn mines for this shit

>>82435682
Did you expect anything different? If you weren't anticipating the marvel quip machine to be on full gear, it is your fault that you bought a ticket.

>>82438018
taserface was so forced and went on for too long

>1st Movie - Wacky space adventures with a relatable 80's dude
>2nd Movie - 70 minutes of weird ayy spirituality with a MC who's not even human anymore listening to 70's greatest hits

Very odd direction to take the franchise in.

Empathy puts the ego to rest. It was a great movie.

>>82435682
Hollywood doesn't care about you, you're clearly not their audience so stop giving them your money.

>>82435682

to be honest during his opening dance number I did think "he kinda looks like the reddit snoo"

>>82439684
Holy shit, are you serious? Massive underage detected.

It was pretty funny I guess.

The pacman joke completely took me out of it though.

It's humor and 'quirkyness' was really too overblown, making even fucking Deadpool look tame at time.

It's still not the worst Marvel movie yet. Certainly the most cheesy and silly, yes. That said, surprisingly, it has some decent character moments in the second half. Oh and Ego? I fucking loved Ego if only because as far as dumb villain plans his, if you ask my very subjective opinion, was one which motivation made sense no matter how twisted it was:

>my life, my love and my lady is the sea
I'm not going to pretend Ego is a deep villain or anything deep ever really exist in Marvel movies but bear with me. MCU Ego's thing is that he is alone. Ego is all there is to Ego because he's the only entity of his type which he knows. And the goal of life is to spread and procreate. Ego may come off as a dick on a personal level but if we're talking on a cosmic scale, he's merely trying to make more of himself. He's following the imperative of life. Plus there is the implication that, had Peter followed him willingly he wouldn't have hooked him up as a battery but most likely nurtured him to become a full-fledged second Ego. I'm not saying it's 10/10 villain or that Marvel really made anything deep with him. All I'm saying is that in a franchise filled with boring villains he's been one of the more interesting ones so far.

>>82449893
As far as character development and having a villain that I actually understood, GotG 2 is head and shoulders above the other Marvel movies.

>>82445133
First half was mainly aimless quips then we got a half decent gamora and nebula story
Assume its setup for Thanos' arrival
Apart from that it was shit, I didnt care for ego and le ebil masterplan
Rocket did everything
Drax was just a laughing fuck who should be doing most of the fighting and being a badass

>>82450046
I've seen people bitch that ego was being too 'callous' when it came to Meredith. The thing is, to humans yes he come off as a dick. But keep in mind the 'guy' is a planet, older than the human race or maybe even earth itself. What is the life of one life form who live for what to him is a mere instant. So yes Ego may have loved her, but to him such love was a transient moment in his long existence. It's nothing compared to eons he could spend chilling with a bunch of other god-like living planets.

>>82435739
We ruined movie industry tho

What with the torrenting and all

What about drax? Literally every time he was in the movie I enjoyed it. His jokes and his laugh never fell short for me but idk may b i em le redit

>>82450257
>may b i em le redit
yes you are. The only way you can not be 'reddit' is if you absolutely hate everything which is popular, like all smart people do!

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This movie is horrible

No no I really mean it.

It just plain sucked.

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>reddit
I've never been on this reddit thing, because I just don't care enough, but this meme needs to end, it's the worst thing about this board and the cancer killing it
Fucking contrarians are the same shit as the things they hate (for fuck's sake, you payed to see this movie yourself, on the first days of realese), stop being this dense and start thinking for yourself

>>82450273
>Smart
Lets make an absolute that means just because you dislike something you suddenly hate it EVERYTHING

Where is the nuance faggot

>>82437023
Can I get a sincere answer right now? Are people shitposting or being sincere when they say "well it's FUN!" as some trump card? Are they implying the person who hates X movie had fun but hates it anyways? I don't have fun watching these movies.

>>82450330
>Decides to watch a movie
>Dislikes it
>STOP BEING DENSE AND THINK FOR YOURSELF YOU MUST LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU PAID FOR IT!

Really makes you think

>>82450214
normies definitely torrent.

The movie industry ruined itself.

>I AM GROOT
>entire theater starts laughing uncontrollably

>>82450381
Just because its fun doesnt make it a good movie

The godfather isnt a fun movie yet its considered a good movie.

>>82450399
That's unfortunate for you.

>>82450487
just turn your brain off bro

>>82450413
>YOU MUST LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU PAID FOR IT
Are you retarded? I said nothing like it
I essentially said that those complaints are just as dumb as praises for the same things because they're two sides of the same coin

>>82450504
What's unfortunate for me is that these threads dominate /tv/. Are you one of those posters who uses FUN as a buzzword? I only see defenders of capeshit movies use "w-well it's FUN!"

>>82437240
>every reply is acknowledging what you said completely but pointing out that you are stating the obvious

can you be anymore ignorant you meme baiter

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>>82435682
All marvel movies are reddit tier. You just figured this out right now?

Pic related is another example of Reddit tier crap that people eat up.

>>82450759
I never wanted to punch somebody through my monitor until I saw TFA shills. There's so fucking many of them.

Are the contrarian faggots around here finally going to admit that the first movie was fun at least? But I do agree the second one looks like overly calculated, pandering garbage.

>>82450632
They dont appreciate the medium of kino
A film can never be mediocre for them just good or bad.
They know its bad so they just use "fun" as a connotation

>>82438237
Iron Man 1 is reddit to the core, the only good thing about it was the special effects.

Robert Downey Jr is the epitome of "le epic quip x-D" actor that reddit is so fond of.

>>82438101
suicide squad is instagram idiot.

>>82450759
/tv/ will never give up their essential redditcore

Saw it today. Two hours of yawning and eye rolling. Nobody's fault but mine though. I'm 32. What was I thinking going to see a movie for 12 year olds?

>>82450826
Hehe baby groot. I am groot. Baby

>>82450759
yeah, I too am so pissed that we havent seen Background Ewok #27 in TFA

>>82450888
TIL /tv/ is underage

I really liked the original GotG and was mildly hyped for the second one until I saw it would feature tiny groot. Marvel's very own Minion.

>>82451086
Baby Groot only has two scenes really and hardly talks compared to the first movie.

>>82447712
if you walk out in the first 30minutes you get a refund. least you do over here (uk)

>>82447804
Enjoy killing the film industry, tripfag.

>>82451146
Wtf since when which cinemas do this?

>>82451363
vue, the one near me. one night when a friend snuck us in we decided after 15mins to go arcade instead and went to the kiosk, they gave us a refund which was funny so we had change to blow on the arcade machines and mini-macdonals. fuck i miss those days ;_;

>>82435682
>getting physically mad over a space romp action-comedy
Literally means you are an autist.

>>82435682
Marvel's always been shit. They're just unapologetic and not even trying to anything more than shit anymore. It was very evident with Captain America Civil War and the most forgettable movie of the last decade, Dr Strange.

It was honestly a better space action-adventure movie than The Force Awakens, although I admit that in itself is not an accomplishment.

>>82435682
I think you may just be obsessed with reddit, son.

>>82437240
All films are technically a waste of time. Everything that isn't essential to living, is.

>>82451617
Still keeing that meme alive, eh? It's been 2 years now.

>>82437023
>Using "sickest" as an adjective

Literally the normiest thing anyone could say.

>>82452061
>be obsessed with normies
We all are "normie" in some way, don't kid yourself. It doesn't even mean anything. Just a way to make you feel like a special snowflake.

>I am a miserable person to be around the thread.

Congrats /tv/, you guys worked yourself into being this fucking mad about a silly space comedy. A lot of you need to seek perspective desperately and socialize with other people.

>>82451892
TFA was really shit, my opinion on it never changed. I was sick of the movie about half way through.

>>82452394
Well, have fun coping with the fact that the entire earth disagrees with you enough to make it the highest grossing film next to Avatar. It really wasn't as horrible as some of you meme.

>>82452365
holy shit this.

this place is full of angry virgins.

>>82452460
You and the prequels were total bombs financially. Fucking retard.

>>82452765
And why do you even come this place full of angry virgins then? Spergs like the OP are the kind of thing that makes this site fun

>>82452869
it's fun if it happens once in a while, not everyday for 3 years straight.

It's stale.

>expecting anything good out of capeshit movies
does /tv/ really do this? it's just a flick, nothing more.

>>82452777
Not a single prequel film made anywhere near what TFA did on opening, or in total sales. Stay asspained though, faggot. Sorry that people enjoy things.

>>82450925
>TIL
>>>/reddit/

>>82435682
OP is a faggot and can't enjoy fun things.

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>>82450895
Ewok #27 did nothing wrong

So are they revealing to us that the way the heroes are going to beat Thanos is by flying into a blind rage after he gloats about killing all their moms?

>>82452460
Titanic also made more]

.>>82450792
Kek. I see what you mean. >>82453043

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>>82435682
isn't trash panda a term reddit literally fucking coined? I think they knew their target demographic

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>>82453549
Avatar beat Titanic, bud.

>>82452765
you just figured this out?!

>>82453549
>liking TFA in sny way, makes you a shill and I want to punch you.
You are literally a triggered faggot.

>>82447712
>Implying
I torrented that shit
I only pay for CapeKino

>>82439869
I laughed very hard when drax asked if scotch tape was fine and then said he didn't have any tape anyway

>>82450759

What the fuck? The original characters (Han, Leia) were the WORST aspects of TFA. It would have been a better movie and less of a kick in the teeth to the OG trilogy if the cast had been completely original.

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>Millennials asking for the song names of oldies

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>>82455599
>People asking for names of songs which came out before they were born
God the horror its as if they weren't privileged enough to own a time machine growing up

>>82456162
>time machine
You mean a radio?

>>82452460
>the entire earth
subhumans with shit taste
>oy vey

>going to watch redittors of the galaxy 2: the flick

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>>82435682
>I AM REDITT

kek

>>82435682
> this upset about a movie
And you all criticize sjws for being triggered by dumb shit. The movie is exactly what was advertised, to expect different was your own fault.

>>82456402
>everyone has shit taste besides me
>if you like TFA, it means you can't like anything else that is better

>>82448359

but he chooses humanity in the end. and it wrapped up his mysterious past and why he's supernatural

>>82450214
>>82450424
>movie companies make movie
>normies torrent it
>movie companies need money due to torrents, creating normie pandering movies
>repeat cycle until movie theaters go bust