/prg/ - Pickle Rick General IM PIICKLE RIIICKKK. Haha!!! Se

>>82433545
OH MY GOSH! HE'S A PICKLE! THAT'S SO RANDOM! *HOLDS UP SPORK* LOOOOOL

>>82433545

WHAT WILL RICK TRANSFORM HIMSELF INTO NEXT!?

Rick and Morty is shit and needs to be removed.

Imagine being a janitor on 4chan and having to be all like "damn, /tv/, you fuckin' fine, all hilarious with your gore threads and horrific disgusting BRAAAPposting. I would totally laugh at your forced memes, both my tripcode and my anonymous self." when all he really wants to do is delete the entire fucking board and redirect it to >>>/trash/. Like seriously imagine having to do it for free while a BLACKED poster flaunts his thread in front of you, the "what's next for her career?"-posts barely concealing the off-topicness of /tv/, and just sit there, thread after thread, waifu after waifu, while spiderman says racist and anti-semetic things. Not only having to tolerate crab legs and cuckposting but /tv/'s endless arguing about capeshit as everyone on says MARVEL BTFO and DAMN, HOW WILL DC *EVER* RECOVER?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and sift through the report queue deleting threads that make you want to kill yourself. You've been nothing but a hardass who curates forums and ensures high quality content your ENTIRE LIFE. You've never even seen anything this fucking repetitive before, and now you swear you can taste the reddit that's breaking out on the front page as /tv/ continues to bathe in its own shit, smugly assured that you, the janitor, are enjoying the opportunity to DO IT FOR FREE and revel in /tv/'s "contrarian" (for that is what it calls itself) memes, the memes it worked so hard on shitposting for years. And then a new pickle rick thread appears, and you know you could ban every single person on this board before the admins could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator status over this. Just bear it. Delete the cunnypost after three hours and bear it.

>>82433639
I want to bite his head off and spit it in Summer's Face.

>>82433823

What do you call this fetish?

G-god is real right guys? My mom didn't just lie to me . I need to know there is something out there taking care of me at every moment to make the anxiety go away!!! I'm so scared

>>82433545
I want to shove Pickle Rick up my virgin boypussy

>>82433545


Ok I know you've been posting these fucking threads over the past few days.

>it's a pickle rick thread
:)

>>82433545
Pickle Rick threads are comfy as fuck.

>Morty's mom walks into the room
>can not find the sex toy after arduous searching
>casts her gaze upon Pickle Rick
>"This will be adquate." ; )

>>82433545
>mom cant find dildo
>walk into garage
>oh this will do
*picks up rickle*

>dildo gone
>use rick pickle instead

>>82434658
damn haha... lol

>>82433545
>I pickled myself today...

>>82434630
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>>82434677
Christ (who isn't real btw) these are golden!

>>82434630
Haha, what a tremendous misunderstanding that would be!

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>>82434630
>>82434658
>>82434677

There are currently 2 clips about the Pickle Rick episode

Can /tv/ use it's collective powers to predict what happens before the episode airs?

>>82434906
>Rick turns himself into a pickle and Morty has to get schwifty to turn him back.

>GET SCHWIFTY!!!

With desperate searching among the garage of the Smith househould, through thick and thin, it is with great disappointed that Bethany Smith, the mother of the Smith family, finds in her unsuccessful attempt to search for a device of a sexual nature which will provide a discharge of accumulated sexual excitement.

However, quite miraculously, Bethany finds joy as she unearths "Pickle Richard" a pickle which has human features.

As she does indeed have no other choices left, Bethany makes the decision to receive sexual pleasure through the phallic object that is Pickle Richard, replacing her usual sexual stimulant.

>>82435083
LMAO!

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here is a pickle template so you can join in on the pickle fun

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>>82433545
You need to add vid related to the essential viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-xREfdihtY

>>82435083
LOL!

>>82433723
this is amazing

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>>82434658
>>82434677
>>82434630
Oh my fuck

>>82434677
>>82434658
>>82434630
LOL

>>82434630
>>82434658
>>82434677
>>82435083
Could you imagine? That would be so epic! Justin and Dan get on it!

>Room enter Morty mom
>dildo no found
>morty mom see pickle rick
>this do!

>>82435083
LMAO

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>>82435408
holy shit

>>82434933
The third panel is the second scariest thing I have ever seen. The first is the idea that there are people out there that actually believe in a magic wizard in the sky!

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rick template

>mom
>pickle rick
>dildo

>>82434630
>>82434658
>>82434677
>>82435083
>>82435408
Hey OPs (Original Posters), mind if I share these on r/4chan for some sweet sweet karma?
Haha I'll share some with you of course!

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look /tv/, it's your favourite science man, pickle nye!

RICKLE?

(CIA with pickle rick face.jpg)

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it's cucumber rick!

>>82435577
>YOU CAN BE- *BURP* WHATEVER GENDER YOU WANT, MORTY. F&#$ THE HATERS, MORTY. CUT YO- YOU- YO- YOUR DICK OFF, MORTY. IT IS THE ONLY WAY, MORTY.

>>82435624
Sacre bleu!

C'est Richard Cornichon!

>>82435502
I bet this guy waited unpatiently until he could yell boom big reveal when first showing it to his friends

>>82435517
Upboated! Haha

>
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look /tv/, it's neil degrasse sanchez!

>>82435577
>>82435785
Epic! The three scientists who inspired me most to get into STEM; Nye, DeGrasse and Sanchez all together.

>>82433723
i haven't seen this copypasta before

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I LIKE TO
PICKLE ALL THE TIME

https://www.etsy.com/listing/509078106/im-pickle-rick-rick-and-morty-tattoo

Is it worth it? 7$ seems a little steep.

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>>82433582
Cringed at your attempt

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*BUUUUUUURP* GENDERS ON THE SPECTRUM, MORTY *BUUUUUUURP* ALL WHITE MEN ARE INHERENTLY RACIST AND CHRISTIANS ARE ALL DUMBASSES, BUT ISLAM IS STILL COOL

What did Dan Harmon mean by this?

>>82435970
Is this your first /pickle rick general/?
That posting is more tuned to regular rick and morty shit post threads. Please learn the style of the PRG and try posting again

>>82435970
>*BURP* BASH THE FASH, MORTY. BASH THE FASCIST DRUMPF SUPPORTERS, MORTY. *BURP*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiL4kGE2-oQ

Ok guys here's how Bernie could still win

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>>82435308
>>82435506
thanks dude

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THIS GUY KNOWS PICKLE RICK IRL
IM SO JELOS

>>82436091
simply epic

>>82436104
>guy walks into street
>can't find dildo
>sees Pickle Rick
>this will do.

>>82433545
B-B-B-B-B-BOOOOOOOM!

BIG REVEAL MORTY!

GOD IS DEAD AND WE KILLED HIM!

>>82436066
see
>>82436028

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>>82436091
>>82433545
I I turned turned myself myself into into a a pickle pickle, , I'm I'm pickle pickle RIIIIIICK RIIIIIIIICK

>>82436262
>*burp* TURNED MYSELF INTO AN ANNOYING SHITPOSTER, MORTY. *BOOM* BIG REVEAL.

The show has to end with Morty killing Rick right? I mean he was prepared to do it in the season premiere, and I feel like Rick is just going to keep pushing and pushing, and Morty will finally snap from the abuse.

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was he orginal pickle rick?

>>82436331
morty: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE *eats picle rick*

beth: NOOOOO IM HORNY

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>>82434630
>>82434658
>>82434677
>>82435408

Is Summer 18 years old?

I want to ship her and Pickle Rick, but I don't support pedophilia

>>82436492
Age of consent is 16 tho

>>82436492
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/692716

>>82436492
She's in her 20s and Morty is old enough to drive because he wanted the Scud robot to kill his grandmammy so he wouldn't have to drive het to bingo.

>>82436492
>>82436543
there is no age of content for vegetable ;)

This thread is gold

I like how OP is trying to be ironically ironic with his reddit shit. Fuck off back there with your cringe OC. How do you have all day to do this?

>>82436331
I sort of hope we get a scene where Jerry beats the ever loving fuck out of Rick

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>>82434630
>>82434658
>>82434677
>>82435083
>>82435408
this... this is why I come to 4chan..

>>82436554
Wait, newgrounds is still making stuff? That's kind of cool.

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>>82435598
Already gotchu bro

is wubba lubba dub dub the 2010's bazinga?

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>>82436559
>scud

Good ref anon

>>82436887
you, good sir, are a legend!

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it's pickle morty!

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>>82436633
sometimes people get paid to do this stuff. manic content like that this seems to totally 'miss the mark' smacks of marketing

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Can't wait for the actual Pickle Rick episode. There's gonna be a megathread and all that shit

>>82436887
You're a big reveal

>>82437117
>being so far up your own ass with your internet clubhouse mentality that you start to question everything

>>82435869
It comes from an older copypasta.

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>>82437158
>"internet clubhouse mentality"
yeah you're definitely dyed-in-the-wool 4chan. tell us more about this hilarious pickle rick meme

>>82437158
Well then he's literally "manic".

>>82436104
fuck, this guy looks alot like moot

>>82437313
it's being used to advertise the season that isn't currently airing and the mcdonald's dipping sauce which isn't currently being sold, isn't it obvious?

>>82437412
>mcdonald's dipping sauce
I fucking knew they would 'bring it back' the second this shit dropped on the show. FUCK.

Anyways, the one thing marketers hate most is tarnishing their brands with porn, so a braver foo/tv/irgin than I should start batch-posting Rick and Morty porn in these threads.

>>82437493
that's cool and everything but I'd prefer mcdonalds dipping sauce porn instead

>>82437493
>I fucking knew they would 'bring it back' the second this shit dropped on the show
but they didnt

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Boom! Big reveal.

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>>82437493
>the one thing marketers hate most is tarnishing their brands with porn

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>>82437543

>>82437493
Maybe the people just love Rick and Morty and szechuan sauce?

>>82437723
Most rick and morty fans aren't old enough to have had szechuan sauce when it was at mcdonalds
It's just a funny random thing to them

>>82437791
>literally admitting Rick and morty fans are underagers and children

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>>82435624

>>82437818
mulan came out in 1998

>>82437872
And thus if they weren't old enough to have it they would now be underagers and children.....

>>82437896
i think you have some grade school math classes to retake. 1999 was 18 years ago

Hahaha man I love this show. What do you guys think about it??

>>82437953
*upvotes*

Guys
Guys
What if
NO DILDO
SO PICKLE!?

Dildo gone. Pickle, yes?

BASED VEGGIE

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>>82433545
You have an entire reddit page dedicated to this shit

Go there

Bumping this epic thread!

UNCLE RICK

*BURPS*

WABALALBA

RIIIIIIICCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK


OH THAT FATHER OF YOURS

*BURPS*

OKAY WHATEVER MORTY, JUST BECAUSE YOU

UNCLE RIICCCKKKKKKKKKKK

*BURPS*

OH JERRY, I JUST DON'T KNOW. I'M SICK OF IT. SOMETIMES I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER IF WE JUST SEPERAT-

*BURPS*

WABABADUBDUB

>>82433723
Good pasta

Wouldn't it be funny if someone thought Pickle Rick was just a regular pickle? lol

>>82434630
>>82434658
>>82434677
ayyyy

Would it be too bold to demand a zucchini Rick?

>>82433723
Quality. Glad I opened this thread.

>>82434630
>>82434658
>>82434677
MY SIDES!!!!

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>>82433545
BOOM! BIG REVEAL! I'M PICKLE BANEZINGAAAAAA!

posting in epic bread

>>82437543
WABABADUBDUB

wtf is /prg/ doing on page 10???

>>82439812
PICKLE BANE?!

our threads shall never die

pickle rick threads for all time and eternity