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I was watching Blade 2 last week and I want to know how Blade's plan involving Scud and Ron Perlman's occipital bomb makes any goddamn sense. To recap: Blade sticks a bomb on the back of Perlman's head so that he's got a legup on him combat-wise. Later on, after being captured by vampires he tries to detonate the bomb but it doesn't go off. Perlman pulls it out and tosses it to Scud who reveals that he's one of Damaskino's familiars and the bomb was a dud that was never designed to go off. Blade then reveals that only was he aware of Scud's betrayal, but that the bomb was never a dud and blows Scud the fuck up (for crimes including, but not limited to, "The Boondock Saints" and "The Walking Dead").
The logistics and motivations of this are mindboggling. Blade has, "been on to Scud since they turned him" and yet chose not to kill him for reasons surpassing understanding. Scud provided Blade with the occipital bomb. At some point Blade went in and jerry-rigged the bomb to not only be operational, but also to have a dummy detonator that doesn't work. Now, once Blade is captured he could immediately kill Perlman (who is certainly a more viable threat than Scud) but doesn't. He pulls his dummy trigger causing Perlman to pull the bomb out of his head and toss it to, as luck would have it, Scud. Now Blade decides to reveal what he has known all along and kill Scud.
None of this makes any sense whatsoever.
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why didnt he open his eyes
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Really makes you think about Blade 2: The Motion Picture Directed and Written by Gonzalez Tacoburrito
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>>82426535
He realised the futility of existence
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How will Marvel ever recover?
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>>82426345
I suffered the same thing during the events of the Force Awakens.
Why did Ren come down and kill everyone in the little town when any of them could have had access to or have the map to Luke? How did he know the old man gave Poe the only copy? What if Poe had hid the map location on his ship they destroyed? What if Poe uploaded the map to his ship which they destroyed? How did Rey manage to fly the Falcon when she had only aided another guy on repairs? How did Rey manage to fly the falcon in the innards of a ship in a dog fight if it's a first time in both the falcon and in a dog fight with from birth trained pilots? How did Rey know how to use Force Telepathy, Force Push, Force vision, Force Suggestion and how did she easily use a light saber against a guy who had just easily beaten a trained soldier? Why did the Resistance Trust Rey, a nobody they just met? Why did Leia hug Rey instead of Chewie? She knew Chewie for forty years and just met Rey, so why hug her? Why did R2 decide to wake up with the other half of the map, at the end of the movie? Why did they send Rey to Luke, if finding Luke was so important, why send someone they just met? Are they stupid? Why did the orange Yoda thing shout Han when she was surrounded by bottom feeders and cut throats who'd sell their own mothers for a profit? Is she stupid. Where did the Orange Yoda thing get Luke's light saber that fell on a gas giant, is she magical? Wouldn't the saber go crush once deep enough in the gas giant. how did Finn see the death star blow up a solar system from light years away? Is J.J. stupid? Are the people who spent money on repeat viewings of the Force Awakens stupid?
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But it was cool.
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>>82426345
Norman Reedus should be the lead in a cowboy film
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>>82427082
Yeah it was cool. Some parts of it made no sense but it was cool as a hill of beans. Best part for me is when Vampire girl got the aids from her brother.
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>>82426535
He just didn't. What more do you need to know?
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>>82426345
tl dr
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