https://www.theguardian.com/culture /2017/may/05/ukraine-ban

Cuz now

I WILL SNATCH

>>82424280
>socially dangerous actions
Oh vey!

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Is this the most dangerous man alive?

>>82424280
buncha punanis

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>>82424280
Time to invade Ukraine.

Segal will personally lead the Spetnaz commandos that will invade Kiev

every mothafucka birthday

I heard he snatched their birthdays

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>>82424280
Whud happend?

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>>82425338

Seagal is personally leading the Novorussian insurgency against the Hohol scum.

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>>82424280
Kremlin will not let this go unpunished

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lost my folder, post rare Seagals please

Steven Seagal is...

'Out for Ukraine' (2017)

Its time to take Ukraine to the bank.

The BLOOD bank.

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>>82424280
wooble wooble wooble wooble wooble

Will this revive his career?

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>>82424280
He's one of them

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>>82425488
>>82425526
the soundtrack

>>82425605
Seagal is too pure for Hollyjew.

Plus he's already very popular in Russia, Belarus, Mongolia, Serbian and that tiny portion of Ukraine that is controlled by the separatist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-GzfOUe90

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This mutha ain't white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqUDgQy2i3E


surprisingly good actually

He trained ufc superstars like Anderson Silva, now he trains Ukranian Rebels in the arts of killing

>>82425338
He walked into a public bathroom that Ukraine was using.

>>82425712
Wow, he's terrible with the guitar.

>>82425822
STEVEN SEAGAL

IS

THE COSSACK CRUSHER

>>82425338
Dey took Crimea

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>>82425883
How dare you. His music is food for the soul.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7V8gUVDF7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I

>>82425996
>food for the soul

Not food for the punani?

>>82425996
he actually own Alber King's original main Flying V. kinda funny actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKY8KIt9kqc

He lent it to Joe for a gig:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEO9zm_-QPU

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*Blocks your path*

>>82424280
>Implying the entire Ukie military, such as it is, could dream of preventing sensei from going where he pleases
Expect him to crash a C17 on the president's driveway any moment now.

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>>82424280
Ukraine dun goofed. They just pissed off an ex navy SEAL

AZOV battalion got nothing on Seagal

>>82424280
Thank you based American puppet regime ! Ukraine is JCVD Country now

is steven seagal the most powerful actor in hollywood?

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>>82427180
Most powerful actor in Arizona, Russia, Serbia, Mongolia, Bosnia, Romania, Mongolia, Belarus, Albania, Armenia.