Who was in the wrong here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKp QgEyjNdM

CONTINENTAL

>>82414982
You made this thread yesterday

i'm not saying that he's wrong, but he didn't exactly give any reasons whatsoever for his opinion

>>82415072
yikes...

Continential was wrong. Davis was totally justified in confronting him on the asshole behavior

>>82415035
>Ahh.. The Danish, clearly from Brussels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EtalOOS-eM

>>82414982
This was by far the worst and laziest skit I have seen by them. I think the one where they misunderstand each others texts is one of the best I've seen.

>>82415439
That was pretty solid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naleynXS7yo

>>82415072
Tell us how you really feel

SLAPASSSSSSSSSS

Carry on yourself, Alex.

>>82415629
>casually smokes pot
what the fuck is this degenerate shit

>>82415776
>>casually smokes pot

Is there a formal way to smoke pot?

>>82415052
Awkward...

>>82415790
It's called a pot smoking ceremony. Respect the plant, bitch

>>82415439
This is a great skit you pleb. This is how every high schooler talked in the past 6-8 years

oh wow, he posted it again, just like a colossal faggot

>>82415035

I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT

I'LL HAVE WHAT I'M HAVING

>>82415790
socially at a party.

>>82415947
Being intoxicated around other people is far more degenerate than doing it alone.

>>82415846
Mad.

>>82415947
>formal
>at a party

>Guy makes dumb opinion and doesn't add evidence to assert his contrarianism
>Gets mad when he's mocked

The long haired guy is a faggot.

>>82416041
>The long haired guy is a faggot.
Gee, the lisp and feminine hairstyle didn't give it away?

>>82416041
Agreed. It's not hard to poke holes in Nolan's trilogy. What a bitch.

What ethnicity is he? One weird looking nigga.

>>82416204
They're both biracial.

>>82416041
Okay...

>>82416228
Don't fucking do this to me

>>82416219
>Rosario Dawson
>Rashida Jones
>Barack Obama

All the best black actors are biracial. Really makes you think.

This sketch always reminds me of this site in general. You post some unpopular opinion and everyone just greentexts some bullshit without giving a actual counter argument.

>>82415776
The only people that complain about others smoking pot are just angry they can't get some themselves.

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>>82416204
Boganese nigga

>>82416345
That's because, when it comes down to it, our goal is not to win an argument, but rather just to piss you off.

>>82416345
reddit pls leave

are his lips natty?

The best one is the Gremlins 2 sketch

>>82416345
yikes...

>>82416263
Riiiiight....

>>82415439
Hit too close to home for you.

>>82416274
Rashida jones is quarter-racial, how this bitch still claims she's black astonishes me, salma hayek is as black as her

>>82416755
Both nazis and sjw's subscribe to the one drop rule

>>82417318
The wha?

>>82417476
If you have one drop of black blood you are black.

Racists and Black people agree. Note - The rule only applies to black people.

>>82417655
So vampires are black?

>>82416500
It's so ridiculous, but you could have imagined the whole thing happening exactly like that.

>>82417746
Now that you say it, you really can imagine it going down exactly like that. I've seen shit like this happen in my regular boring company meetings with "consultants".

Consultants - literally a license to do whatever dumb shit you want and leave.

>>82417655
>Racists and Black people agree. Note - The rule only applies to black people.
No, not exactly. There's tension among black between the darks and the lights. The thing about that is, blacks *respond* to the one drop rule. Meaning that if white people think you're black, then you're black. There's a subtle but significant distinction there. If you're thought to be black, and thus open to the same racial discrimination as blacks, then you're black.

>>82417848
Most white people don't even know that Rashida Jones is black but every black person does.

>>82416345
...awkward!

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How come this guy looks like such a gorilla despite being half white?

>>82416345
...all right?

>>82417922
Depends how she's introduced, and what side of her they see. On paper, if you saw "Rashida Jones", you would assume black. Or at least not white.
And in certain fashion, her black features do come out.

Every black person knows she's black, because of her father's fame.

>>82415439
Because you ARE that guy. You haven't any real opinions.

>>82418054
I remember when I first found out her name and thought "Why the fuck is this white girl named Rashida?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k-Dd71CqnM

I can never get over the Aerobics workout one. It just works so fucking well. I think it's the best one they ever made.

>>82416345
wew lad

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>>82414982
kek, this reminds me of conversations with my so called "best" friends. i'm def the dude with the long hair trying to rattle this people into talking about any subject

dumb cunts

>>82418073
Ha. See? The name made you question. From there, you will put the pieces together. Rashida is super close to being white, but not quite there. Her offspring, however, is one white father away from passing completely.

>>82416345

Tell us how you really feel.

>>82415052
Yikes

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>>82418133
You remind me of this.

>>82415052
....okaaaay

>be named Blake
>everyone calls me 'Balakay'

I want to kick these two faggots into dust.

>>82415035
This is their GOAT sketch

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>>82418217
individualism, the post.

as part of my work i basically deal with opinions all day, only conclusion i've come to is that the average joe (and jane) out there is not very bright. a very small percentage of us end up designing small parts that go onto space shuttles that get launched into the fucking universe. the rest of us are... useless, in many ways. with the onset of social media we experience a multitude of people who insist on *their* opinion being valid in any way, even if it's just one person out of 7 billion on this planet.

we're irrational, opportunistic, selfish animals who do incredibly stupid shit in the heat of the moment. and that's just all there is to it, it doesn't extend beyond that. and that's okay. accept it.

>>82417848
>No, not exactly. There's tension among black between the darks and the lights.

Not to the point of saying mixed people aren't black.

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>>82418368
>>82418217
>it's the normies who are wrong

>>82418613
THICC

>>82416027
White tie parties are pretty formal my lad.

>>82418217

sounds like the guy I work with. He is OBSESSED with work because he has nothing else going on in life. He constantly sings, or bangs his hands on a desk like hes playing drums or starts dancing if theres quiet for too long. Like his brain cant deal with some peace and quit to contemplate something, really fucking annoying. And the other day me and some other guy were talking about Trump and he just completely shuts down. Doesnt even respond, it was like someone turned a robot off. He has no opinion on anything. Yet he was fucking AMAZED at reading some article about how soda isnt good for you, he didnt know it. He also laughs his sides off at those stupid shitty jokes in commercial like a fucking idiot. Like he laughs really loud as if its the funniest joke ever and he isnt being ironic. And sometimes when we watch tv in the downtime at work, he always watches shit like TMZ and is amazed by it.

Hes hardly even a person, he just works and then goes home and sleeps and then wakes up and does it all again.

>>82418901

also, sometimes he will show me a picture of some generic trashy small town model and say "yeah, I know this chick. She sucked my dick once" as if anyone fucking believes him.

>>82418899
What the hell is a white tie party?

>>82415439
Anyway.....

>>82419018
>he's never been to a white tie event
Wew, NEETs to the left of me, plebs to the right.

>White tie, also called full evening dress or a dress suit, is the most formal evening dress code in Western high fashion. For men, it consists of a black tailcoat worn over a white starched shirt, marcella waistcoat and the eponymous white bow tie worn around a detachable collar. High-waisted black trousers and patent leather shoes complete the outfit, although decorations can be worn and a top hat and white scarf are acceptable as accessories. Women wear full length evening or ball gown and, optionally, jewellery, tiaras, a small bag and evening gloves.

Threads about this video are my favorite because of all the posts quoting it.

>>82419170
Tell us how you really feel...

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Your thoughts?

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>>82419310
aries spears has an issue with key & peele not being "ghetto" enough:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrqVppNsD5c

>>82418368
Who drew this?

>>82416345
>confirmed newfag

>>82416345

uhh okay...

>>82419451
Aries Spears always sounded like the name of Brittney's less famous sister.

>>82419634
Well Wesley Snipes doesn't sound like a black guy's names.

>>82419014
Maybe he just doesn't give a shit. I used to be into politics and debating and all that shit big time when I was younger. I've slowly just became dead inside though, realised that other than voting I can't do anything anyway so I just enjoy a hedonistic life until I die. I'm far too stupid anyway to positively influence humanity so what's the point debating with my other "woke" cubicle monkeys. Honestly annoys the shit out if me now when I'm just trying to relax at a party and some fuck nut is ranting about politics or some ""redpill"" subject. Just let me sip my beer and wait for death.

>>82419664
>Snipes
>his name literally has a firearm in it
And this doesn't sound like a black guy's name?

>>82419310
Laughed out loud. They deserve each other.

>>82419310
Daily Reminder that Key married a white woman that was 15 years older than him.

>>82415776
theyre niggers. what did you expect?

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>now it's awkward because you said it
Does it applies to those situation where you meet someone from high school on the elevator, say hi to each other and then both of you stay quiet?

>>82419860
So?

>>82419882
>Hi /tv/ I want to tell you about this weird situation I was in.

>>82418901
Oookaaaaaay

>>82415629
>that pause sfx from Resident Evil 1

>>82418217
Holy shit, this is so accurate. Normies feel the need to complain and whine and make small talk about everything except anything actually important.

>>82419916
Just a question, fag.

>>82420088
Whoa, you sound insecure.

>>82420088
okay...

This is making fun of white people btw

>>82420173
Good, they deserve it.

Who was in the wrong here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEfZG9OSytA

>>82416345
>You post some unpopular opinion and everyone just greentexts some bullshit without giving a actual counter argument.
okay...

>>82420290
Laron did nothing wrong.

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>>82419878
>he fell for the racism meme

Best skit coming through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5ZM0-f5_CU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw

is this true key and peele kino?

I quite like the sketches I saw on youtube so tried to watch so show, holy fucking shit the bites in between the sketches are just horrendously bad. The on stage characters they play are just awful.

Is there a torrent with them cut out or something

>>82421115
I remember before Keanu came out they were discussing turning this skit into a feature length film.

Would have been retarded.

>>82421217
Every single sketch from the show is right here

http://www.cc.com/shows/key-and-peele/video-guide

>>82421115
de-nice is so fine...fuck

>>82421366

j-quillin is clearly the qt in this class

>>82421252
I would watch the hell out of that film, no joke.

>>82421115
>115,866,965 views

What the fuck

>>82416345
lol

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>>82421115
WATCH IT A-ARON

>>82414982
It's like /tv/ but in sketch form kek

>>82414982
Both Key and Peele, for making this sketch 50% longer than it had to be. Like all Key and Peele sketches.

>>82422320
How would you cut it down? Let's hear it. Write a revised script.

>>82422572
Awkward...

>>82422572
Have them repeat the same joke maybe 2-3 times less in a row.

>>82414982

Who was in the wrong here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMrNQbW5Am8

>>82422320
and for making a shittier version of the chappelle show.

>>82422599
Write the script ASS

>>82418368
I'm not a NEETsoc holocaust denier but it really rustles my jimmies that its portrayed as the end all be all of human depravity. From this image this is what im getting. like nothing as bad happened in human history until 1939. ok

>>82421252
Would have made them hundreds of millions. I will still pay to that movie.

>>82423343
If that's the message you got from it, then you completely misunderstood the image. The whole point is that human history has just been people killing and fucking with different clothes on and using different weapons.

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>>82415790
yea, it's like casually going to the refrigerator and fill up a cup of vodka at the middle of the day, of course you can do that but it certainly means there's something wrong with your life

Why don't black people fuck with Key and Peele? Okay, Key I get. But Peele? I didn't even know he wasn't all black.

>>82416345
Tell us how you really feel...

>>82415790
yeah, to not

that skit where they compete over hat labels is pretty good, it made me feel bad for laughing to negro humor

>>82416345
pfft ok

AHAHAHAH what the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5uyq0aMRw0

>>82421115
This hits sooo close to home. I went to a kinda ghetto high school and all the subs were like this

>>82415790
Yikes...

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>>82419860
>white woman

>>82416274
They are all also offspring of black fathers/white mothers. Really punctuates my petunias.

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>>82419860
>white woman

>>82423882
Nobody wants to be with a black woman.

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>>82419860
>>82423964
looks white to me

>>82424028
Looks orange to me.

>>82424498
She's covered in freckles.

Here's a golden one for you boys.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E63rYIQmlTI

>>82421115
>>82422035

This sketch is responsible for so many of my classmates saying my name like this in college.
I even had a professor who refused to say Aaron any other way.

>>82414982

The Marvelite nu-male clearly has autism.

>>82415629
Do Americans really wear shoes in their homes?

>>82416345
Really makes you 1 stinkydinky....

>>82424765
Didn't realize K&P was quite this popular.

>>82421115
This is the perfect skit. Doesn't drag on too long, it's just the right length and it ends on a high note. Great stuff.

>>82415035
so it's continental, then?

Who was in the right here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlTbJZ64sVM

>>82424695
I'm pretty sure a gun doesn't have that many bullets in its clip.

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>>82418368
>a very small percentage of us end up designing small parts that go onto space shuttles that get launched into the fucking universe
Okay? Why is this the pinnacle of achievement?

>>82426888
Because we have to get off this fucking planet as soon as possible. Nothing else matters.

>>82419562
Milo Manara

>>82424960
Yes

>>82416345
Hell, I'm in another thread on /tv/ right fucking now where someone is trying to pull this bullshit on me. I call him out on not having seen the film and he's just like "Yikes..."

>>82427069
Nice blog post...

>>82414982
Man that was pretty good.

>>82427187
*grabs your face*
By the way, did anyone else think that Key was going to go in for a kiss?

>>82416345
...anyway...

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>>82426975
>we have to get off this fucking planet as soon as possible

>>82427635
>posting meme man

>>82427888
Wow you actually don't know what a meme is. Didn't know there were any of you left.

>>82415035
a fpoon

>>82419860
cant hate on a nigga for crushing that white milf pussy

>>82427942
Wow you actually don't know what a man is. Didn't know there were any of you left.

>>82415052
Anyways...

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>>82414982

both are wrong

christopher nolan batman films are pretty good
black guy is a conformist moron

>>82428096
Really? Say you're 20 and get with a 35 year old. She's already too old to breed. This retard got her pregnant.

>>82415776
Key is drinking coffee, Peele is smoking weed. Duality of man,

>>82429485
>This retard got her pregnant.
No he didn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldkMJZhSVqk
This is probably the most iconic kay and peele sketch for me. Substitute teacher is second.

>>82429709
>Substitute teacher is second.
Wasn't they supposed to release a flick milking that sketch?

>>82429739
Why would you post in a thread without reading it first?

>>82429757
at least you can talk

>>82429757
I sincerely thought I read the whole thread, buddy. Are you saying I missed something?

>>82430129
see
>>82421115
>>82421252