How come Ana Faris got upset when her husband kissed Jennifer

you know why

>>82414378
>seeing Jlaw as a threat
Top kek, what a dumbass.

she doesn't want to get herpes second hand

Zoe is a friend of theirs and she's been happily married for a long time now.

Jennifer Lawrence is a flirt that infamously fucks each of her co-stars in every project she's in.

Do the math.

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>>82414378
>ywn bleach Zoe Saldana

Why live lads

>>82414378
kissing jlaw is racist but kissing zoe is progressive

Because one of those movies makes you care about the relationship between those characters and want to see them together. The other is a soulless attempt to cash in on two big actors by Sony.

Also Zoe is actually pretty whereas J-Law looks like she's constantly having a violent allergic reaction.

Well lets see
One looks similar to her but younger and single
And the other is already married with kids

Pretty obvious where the jealousy is coming from bud

>>82414378
Women are cucks to


She wants to see her husband bleach her with his bwc

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>>82414378
How come Lara Bingle wasn't upset when Sam Worthington had sex with Zoe saldana in avatar?

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>>82414462
>each of her co-stars in every project she's in
a-all of them?

God I completely forgot Pratt was married to Faris. Funny how their success was probably the complete opposite when they got hitched compared to now. I don't think Pratt would do wrong by her but some succubus actress will probably sway him eventually.

>>82414554
How do you think she got the part?

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>>82414564
You can see the JUST germinating with every passing moment

>>82414638
imagine how much he must get his dicked sucked and rimjobbed every waking moment anna is around

Jlaw and Pratt would be the perfect all american hollywood IT couple

Thats why

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>>82414554
If I were a young woman I would bang Jodie Foster and I wouldn't crawl away disgusted about it afterwards, I would cuddle the shit out of that old lady

is that weird

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>>82414700
You have no idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMamXrJa9LU

>>82414462
Honestly this. She knows that Jennifer Lawrence probably wants to fuck her husband. On the other hand, she knows Zoe has a husband and kids, and is just doing it because the script calls for it.

>>82414378
I don't understand how she can be upset. She is an actress, she knows that sometimes you have to kiss people and have pretend sex on camera.

>>82414742
Is it weird that I would watch you in the corner?

>>82414475
She does have a puffy face doesn't she? I thought I was the only one that thought this.

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>>82414638

from the amount of alimony and child support he's going to have to pay her

>>82414378
Because Zoe is likeable and JLaw is a total cunt.

>>82414700
how do you get your dick rimjobbed?

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>>82414830
that body though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FsuA4ICOTo

>>82414417
This.
That's the only reason, she younger than her, she's one of the biggest stars on the planet atm.
Ana is getting old, hasn't had a career for nearly a decade.

>>82414822
Is it weird that I would watch you watching them?

>>82414830
Yeah, she looks like a fat girl who lost a lot of weight and got into shape, but never lost that pudgy face.

>>82414378
Pratt can do much better than Ana Faris desu.

>>82414881
I know, I was here for the fappening.

>>82414867
It's got a hole, doesn't it?

>>82414919
I dunno I think they are a great couple.

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>>82414919
She could do much better than him when she married him.

You'll never understand.

>>82414976
Go away Ana.

>>82414976

hes a big nigga

>>82414958
this

They have pretty similar personalities

>>82415089
4u

>>82414788
Goddamn, she's so hot

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>>82414378
Zoe is married with kids.

Jlaw is is a single, alcoholic hussy who sends hundreds of nudes to her male co-stars. Probably pulls her panties down and braaaps in their faces "as a joke" etc.

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>>82415282
No wonder he fell so hard for her.

>>82415418
>Probably pulls her panties down and braaaps in their faces "as a joke" etc.

Please stop giving me erections

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>>82414976

>>82415421
Isn't this basically the male equivalent of "catch a pretty but fat girl, make her work out, watch her become perfect AND be in love with you forever"?

>>82414378
Do they even kiss in Gotg?

http://www.gossipcop.com/anna-faris-chris-pratt-zoe-saldana-guardians-galaxy-2-romantic-scenes/

>>82416634
only in Vol. 2

>>82414378

she likes being cuckqueaned by the BBB (Big Black Booty)

>>82414378
Because Lawrence is young and a bit of a hoe, just ever so slightly, while Saldana is a more mature not just in age so she's not instinctively seen as much of a threat.

also unf zoe

>>82414867
how do you not

Jlaw wants to fuck chris pratt? I can imagine she's the type of person that lets opposing political affiliations in the way if such things, and afaik pratt is a conservative christian

>>82416777
>Jlaw wants to fuck chris pratt?
allegedly

>>82414378
Because she secretly wants to kiss Zoe and that's the closest she'll ever get

>>82415064
>tfw anon didn't get any (You)s for this
Shut down /tv/ already.

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>>82414554
YOU JUST KNOW

@82417094
one of the most unoriginal, unimaginative, cringe-worthy responses you could come up with. he didn't deserve any (you)s and neither do you.
fuck you

>>82417161
Aww I hope my (((you))) takes away that bitterness ;)

>>82414463
Her bloodline has been getting bleached for generations. One more bleaching and the niglet will be Italian or Irish tier.

>>82417161
Who are you replying to?

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>>82414742


Holy fuck... I thought I was the only one on this planet.. Jodie Foster might be my soulmate, shes just cool as hell

>>82416661
>>82416634
they don't even kiss in either movie

If they did it was cut

>>82417546
>I thought I was the only one on this planet.
you're not special in any particular way or form.

>>82417546
She's really smart too.Listen to her Nerdist podcast epidose.

>>82417595
I wonder if the "I would go to Jodie Foster's house and bang her right now" cohort is bigger than the "I wanted to bang Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver" cohort though

>>82416777
All liberal women want to be objectified by a big strong man you silly faggot

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>>82417595
Not according to Jodie Foster in Contact, remember that being tells her that each life is precious.. so stop being such a faggot

>>82414378

http://www.gossipcop.com/anna-faris-chris-pratt-zoe-saldana-guardians-galaxy-2-romantic-scenes/

This is a bait thread. Ana Faris was reportedly upset watching her husband kiss Zoe Saldana as well. Naturally she doesn't enjoy her husband hooking up with other women on the big screen. Even if that's your loved one's job, it's only natural to feel queezy or wrong seeing them kiss or flirt with another attractive woman.

Anyways, continue with your race bait le trolleing xd thread.

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>>82417834
Lol I'm not sure .. I never really wanted to do anything to taxi driver jodie foster.. it wasnt wasnt until after watching silence of the lambs is when I jumped on the FOSTER TRAIN

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>>82417834
Personally, i want to to bang Jodie Foster in "The Accused".

>>82414638
Jesus he settled for that? This is one of the rare times as a man I can say that he aimed low.

>>82418169
She was the hot one when they married. Read a bit before you type stupid shit next time.

>>82414378
>Ana Farris

literally who?

It was for good luck. Don't you know anything about magical negros?

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>>82418248
He looked like such a loser kek

>>82418248
>Found her #1 obsessed fan

Dont need to. He still aimed low, fuck wad

>>82418169

Anna Farris is an eternal cutie, that's a bad pic.

>>82414788
>that chin

Mother fucker got liposuction for sure. just losing weight and getting fit doesn't take care of a chin like that.

>>82414378
because of the fact that chris pratt has chemistry with Jlaw

plus Saldana has that feel about her where she is a bit stuck up, has no charisma and as such is shit in bed
because Jlaw is attractive but doesn't have the same sort of supermodel demeanour, she's a bit rough around the edges i.e. seems a bit more normal, she's probably better in bed than Saldana

I and i'd wager a lot of guys would rather sleep with Jlaw than a lot of hollywood so that's why Faris is jealous

>>82418316
He aimed high and got it. Stay jelly, fuck face.

>>82414638
>>82414788
>>82414976
>>82418312

He unJUSTed himself pretty good. Someone should have him talk to Brendan and give him some tips.

>>82418446

Aimed high my ass.Hardly Jealous, I wouldnt give her the time of day.

Lawrence I would

>>82418625
Watch out guys the resident male model took time out of his day of beating hot women off with a stick in order to talk to us.

>>82418708
Thanks for the compliment.

>>82418748
No prob famalam

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>>82418625
>he's never ironically jerked off to Scary Movie
fucking millennials

>>82418803
says the millennial.

plenty of other things worth fapping for.

>>82418852
yeah, like the house bunny, faggot.

>>82418900
Im talking about outside that shitty movie. retard.

>>82417546
She'd be fun to have some beers with and talk about what starlets we beat off to.

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real reason

>>82418082
>not in Taxi Driver
pleb

>>82414378
Because Jennifer a shit

>>82418977
Yeah, like Take Me Home Tonight, homo.

>>82415727
what the fuck

>>82419733
Naa. but you go ahead and stick to your shitty movies there,tard

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>>82419828
Like Observe and Report, queer

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>>82418518
>tfw she looked like the type of girl who'd love you for who you are, not how you look
>he becomes successful and fit but he stayed with her

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>>82418518
>He unJUSTed himself pretty good.
That's an understatement

>>82420228
Shouldn't he have a lot of loose skin?

>>82420228
You think he posts on /fit/?

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>>82420469

No, those guys are fags.

>>82414463
she halfrican, she was born bleached