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You're given $200m to write Emma Watson her next career

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You're given $200m to write Emma Watson her next career vehicle. The genre's up to you but she must be the lead. What's the plot?
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>>82414015
The plot is rape
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in my movie emma Watson fucks the writer of her next movie
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doesn't matter. harry potter will bring in all the underage tumblr and manchildren crowd. it will be shitty just like all her other movies
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New terminator but she is a feminist and kills all misogynists and rids the earth of this scum! men are pigs and she will destroy this human filth
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>>82414053

This.
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>>82414044
This, but by a young big bull preferablly.
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French experimental incest film, starting Emma and an actor playing her brother.

They have sex in sexy ways.
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>>82414015

Colonia was pretty good desu senpai
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>>82414015
why would you write a script before throwing your star off a plane?
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She's hagrids sex slave, who lets her get violated by his animals and centaurs while she tries to hold onto her feminism
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acting lessons
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>>82414015
Remake of the Elephant Man
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>>82414015
the plot is i cut her breaks and she goes flying into the pavement does this sound good?
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the dark knight rises but every role is played by her
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>>82414015
College-age bullshit about finding herself, starts dating the White jock, ends up with Asian nerd. Has Black bff that keeps her moral compass & Jew guy friend who is sleeping with everyone, shows her how to let loose. I make a ton of money.
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>>82414015
Footsie Babes 15
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>>82414015
Lesbianism
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Young girl goes to help refugee crisis by volunteering to aid refugees at the camp.

Long story short the film ends with her killing herself.
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>>82414015
blah blah blah Blacked blah blah rape blah blah blah feet blah blah blah blah kino

we done here?
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>>82414097
>>82414282
that tushy looks pretty soft
I always thought she had a pancake
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>>82414369
t. reddit
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another disney film with real actors
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>>82414097
someone please link me to a zip of this set. i've only found a few of the pics separately
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>>82414015
a close up of her asshole farting for 2 hours
guaranteed 1 billion domestic
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>>82414557
>>>/t/762569
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>>82414590
Thanks based anon
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>>82414590
you're a saint
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>>82414590
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>>82414015

She's a strong, independant woman who is trying to be the first female president in an oppressive male world. She will show bravery, courage, and cunning, as she maneuvers her way to the top.
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Her getting blacked for 180 minutes
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I mak movie where i her pusy slave
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>>82414809
kill yourself, autistic faggot
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>>82414835
wow that's rude
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>>82414809
based pusyposter
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>>82414790
why is this so funny
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>>82414809
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>>82414015

She suffers a head injury and becomes behaviorally disinhibited during an army recruitment training drill. While she is recuperating, her younger sister is kidnapped and molested by a hardened recalcitrant molester. Emma's personality changes, she returns to the Army and performs better, eventually joining the Rangers. She goes AWOL with a lot of high powered weapons.

Pedo Hunter: No Remorse
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>>82414282
Why is she walking towards the camera?
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>>82414015

Showgirls remake
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>>82414097
>that leg/torso proportion

lmao
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>>82414015
Y'know, she gets (and I'm sure is appropriately chastened by) a lot of shit on /tv/ but God damn if she's not disarmingly pretty. Snappy dresser too.
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Emma Watson fucks a hobo while an old black person plays the harry potter theme badly on a piano while watching
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>>82414015
She's a homeless woman who give countless blowjobs on camera to make ends meet.
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>>82414015
>What's the plot?

>Emma Watson plays a mean spirited woman who has everything going for her.
>She meets a rich successful guy and forces him to accept her cuckold fetish
>The poor guy has to watch as she struts around the room dressed in a dominatrix outfit while he's caged as the filthy man he is.
>He then has to watch her fuck ten underprivileged black men.
>At the end of the movie she breaks down and cries and everybody comforts her and tells her its all the white man's fault.
>Movie title "2K17"
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>>82414015
Mulholland Drive remake
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She's near perfection, especially her facial features.
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heres a good idea for a movie starring emma watson: her being a transgendered male to female whos real job is being the local whore for the united nations
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>>82414015
Scifi film. She's the sole survivor of some expedition gone wrong. Movie opens with a rescue team finding her among the wreckage.

The first part of the movie involves the rescue team discovering that she's actually an advanced AI. They try to keep this knowledge away from her, but she finds out. Although, she's in complete disbelief. The rescue crew report their finding, and arrangements are made to pick her up. Believing she has a home to return to, she doesn't want to be detained. So she finds a method to escape the capture.

The second part of the movie, is her running away from authorities among the planet/colony. She doesn't know why people are saying she's an AI, she's scared, she's frantic. She just wants to get back home. Along the way, there's escape sequences, fight sequences, and stealth sequences.

The conclusion of the movie, is her finally reaching home. Which, as it turns out, is the home of a deceased crew member from the expedition. Apparently, he uploaded his memories into the AI, which she confused for her own. Struggling to reconcile reality with her memories, she has a mental break down shortly before being captured by her pursuers.

She gets strapped into a device, and some scientists supposedly extract the man's memories.
However, it transitions to the man returning home to his family. The audience knows he's dead however, so it must be an AI. Which the family likely doesn't know about. And perhaps, even a piece of the female AI resides in him? It's left up to mystery.

The ending shot, however. Is her body being put in some kind of storage.
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>>82415036
DamB that 6/10 has got it goin ON
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>>82414015
Live action Claymore.
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5-hour condensed remake of Harry Potter where she's Harry and a British African girl is Hermoine
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>>82414809
Fucking imposter
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>>82414962
what's wrong with it? it's normal
not everyone is blessed with long legs
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>>82414015
i bet she's not good at giving head
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The plot is about a guy that was given a fuckload of money to make a movie, didn't make it and moved somewhere else with said money.
She's the average actress that had her high hopes crushed.
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>>82415036
Kati3kat prettier
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shit feet and worst emma
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B L A C K E D
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>>82415123
indeed, being ugly is normal
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>>82415013
>Not current year woman.
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>>82414282
crap
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>>82414015
quit fishing for ideas on 4chan I can write you something epic but im gonna need that cash. U know who I am.
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>>82415036
dat 5head
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>>82415184
perfection
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if we all channel our collective thoughts onto this thread it will happen, so chant with me: EMMA WATSON BLACKED
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>>82414015

The story is her in a sex dungeon.

She takes 100 nutts a day from the local farmers and knights.

The movie will gross 10 billion dollars.

All Praise.
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>>82415137

she wouldn't have been cast as hermione if she wasn't.
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>>82414894
because youre retarded
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>>82414097
>>82414282
>this is a 10/01 in burgerland
disgusting
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>>82414097
That's a fairly nice ass for a skinny white British chick.
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>>82415322
you mean her getting blacked wont be hilarious?
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>>82415344
She's British you stupid nigger
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Does anybody else want to see Emma Watson play with her pussy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEFD9TSHg_A
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>>82415377
hello there newfriend
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>>82414015
>age 27
>old hag by hollywood standards
she plays an aging milf pornstar that goes around seducing school boys while trying not to get caught co-starring eva green as the detective trying to bust her while containing her own twisted desires for boys
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>>82415594
drink bleach
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>>82415377
She's french you dumb shit
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>>82415769
shes going to be blacked
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>>82414924
*blocks your path*
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> Strong woman
> Dun need no man
> House broken into
> Beaten, implied rape, months of 'recovery'
> Can't do shit
> not so strong
> uses body to seduce multiple men into getting her revenge for her
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>>82416003
So it's I Spit On Your Grave?
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>>82415036
>>82415252
sorry to throw you from your cloud but no
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>>82415054
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>82414053
well done indeed
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>>82416111
I'm not memeing, and actually wrote what I hope to be a decent movie plot for Emma to lead in.
What don't you understand?
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>>82414015
two hours of worst emma getting pounded in the head by hammers wielded by better emmas
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>>82414015
To capture her target audience I'd make a young Hillary Clinton movie.
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>>82416189
A drama about a sociopath?

Could be interesting.
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>>82416100
Kate is really special though.
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>>82415036
She belongs on a throne
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>>82416215
If we're being real, I'd make it about the cheating scandal and how it emotionally strained her and bills relationship even though they both love each other v much and only want the best for each other and America. Tap into the cuck and feminist demographics. Put lots of dramatized court scenes and focus on cinematography instead of plot and dialog

Not sure who I'd cast as bill tho
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>>82416756
That sounds horrible so I'm sure some studio would eat it up
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>>82416756
>Not sure who I'd cast as bill tho
Dominic West?
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>>82416974
Kek thanks breh
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>>82416292
she belongs in the trash
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>>82414015
take a popular known franchise and put her in it
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>>82415594
tbf, 27 is literally old enough to be a grandmother though
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>>82417865
oh anon
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Jennifer Lawrence sexually dominates Emma Watson for 2 hours
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>>82414015
It's called "Man Up"
>emma plays a jewish girl
>rebecca rosenburg
>in nazi germany
>sent to concentration camps
>women killed first because not as good at manual labor
>emma has to dress and act like a man
>navigate through the sexist patriarchal nazi society
>do manual labor
>secretly gay nazi commander falls in love with her as a man
>she has to deal with his sexual advances
>she eventually leads an escape, and reveals herself to be a woman
>proving that women are superior to men
>she keeps the British accent the whole movie because she can't act for shit
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>>82418020
is this shopped or does jlaw's face actually look like that irl?
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>>82418120
staring tilda swinton as adolf hitler
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>>82418136

she had a tan that made her skin look like that
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>>82414015

does someone have that pic of the guy writing the ultimate oscar bait film with 2 lesbian holocaust lovers?
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>>82419195
there's probably been at least a dozen variations of these
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>>82414015
>What's the plot?
emma watson is fucked raw by the writer team of the movie for 2 hours. cut to black.
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>>82414282
>writing a film about the lead's worst feature.
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>>82414015
Emma Watson gets bread for 2 hours by a pack of sex starved gorillas injected with AIDS. They then mutilate her smug face and rip her vagina apart. No body doubles, practical effects or CGI.
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>>82414015
Biographical movie: Life and suffering of the worst Emma.
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>>82415074
Not bad
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>>82418020
This would work great as an erotic comedy
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all-out brawl between all emmas
winner fucks losers
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>>82415511
Not even the the third weirdest thing I've wanked to today.
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This summer Emma Watson is:

The Bedwetter
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>>82420808
>pretty girl is weirded out by mark chapman lookalike stalker
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwykSBkrLM
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>>82421999
>pretty girl

That's a nice way of seeing duckfaced boyish whore.
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>>82420808

these guys hang out at airports when they hear from sources that they are arriving and get them to sign shit to sell on the internet

he wasn't just hanging out at the airport with a picture of emma watson because he had a premonition

he's garbage
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>>82420808
Why would they do that after she was nice enough to spend 2 hours buying their bread?

They obviously are very talented if it takes hours to choose baked goods that they've made.
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>>82415054
you deserve at least one "u" for effort but I think the second act needs more depth like a twist or something. I would combine Blade Runner and the Fugitive so she is passing turing tests to prove to her hunter that she is human. The hunter becomes more and more convinced she is human as the movie goes on. Keep the ending but the last shot is a zoom out of the detective standing on a busy neo NY sidewalk or on the floor of a android factory with camera focus on the beginning of the process, then pan to the end product..
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Neon Genesis Emmagelion
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>set in harry potter 3/4 time
>hermoine's in laying in bed awake in the gryffindor girls dormitory
>earlier that night, she had been in the forbidden section in the library reading forbidden spells
>anon, cuckboy supreme, tries to sneak into the girls dormitory to steal some of hermoine's well-worn socks
>she sees him, panics, gets mad, then immediately casts a forbidden spell without thinking about it
>a puff of smoke, spell has made him 5 inches tall and durable
>she doesn't know what to do with him
>she can't tell anyone because she's a nerd and doesn't want to get in trouble
>only place to hide in is underfoot
>he spends the next few years always inside her shoe, underneath her sole, getting stepped on thousands of times per day until she graduates
he'd be her footslave/insole/human dildo forever. you could do thousands of videos in this scenario.
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>>82422626
Randy Cobbler and the Podophilist's Home
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An adaption of Antigone
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>>82422805
>hermoine, what do you MEAN you've kept a small man in your shoe for 5 years?? are you telling me that you've been STOMPING on him the entire time we've been grocery shopping?
>you're acting absurd. it's perfectly fine, and besides, i did what i had to do. see? you can see him down there, he's just fine. and yes, i step on him all day long. he's grown to love it, you see? look at him squirm, he wants my foot! as i walk, he kisses my foot. he didn't used to, but after so many years, he's begun to worship my foot. he needs it, don't you understand? this is how he must live now. you mustn't tell anyone, this is what he was born to be.
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No no no. She is a loose slut who justifies having sex with literally anyone and letting them do anything as feminism. The outrage and semi chubbies will drive them to watch by the truckloads
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Something in an established universe that has shown to a proven money maker. A Diseny remake or DC/Marvel movie because she can't carry a movie herself and I need to make my money back.
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>>82422535
Thanks, anon. I needed that.
I wanted to keep her pursuers nondescript, because the initial idea was to keep her isolated, putting a lot a focus on only her alone in an environment. But then I kept adding pieces that required more people.
I want to maintain the narrow focus on her, by making all the supporting characters as nondescript as possible. Passing the turing test is a nice idea. But I don't want the detective/hunter's opinion to hold much of any weight. Rather, if she was aware of the turing test, then proving to herself that she can pass it, would convince herself that she's not an AI like her pursuers claim. And the fact that she has the memories of the scientist, would be the explanation for why she knows about the turing test.

That's supposed to be the twist btw. Well... Not so much a twist, as it is just a plain reveal. The movie should make the viewer question whether or not she's actually an AI. The reveal that she's an AI happens when she realizes the family she thought was hers, is actually someone else's. And then the thing to take away at the end is: if the dead guy's AI is so convincing, then what real difference is there between man and machine?

And then the reason I end with a shot of Emma, is 1, it's her movie. And 2, It makes you wonder just how much of her is left in the vessel. Because in the previous scene with the male AI, he shows some kind of behavior that tips the audience off that a piece of her resides in him. So you don't really know where she is. In his body? In her own body? Or maybe a bit of both?
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>>82423298
Glad you like the turing idea and I could see her being pursued by shadowy entities, it would definitely up the paranoia and fold into her own doubts. It seems you are going for a more conceptual and cinematic movie and I want one a little more formulaic. I think having a hunter character gives the audience someone to identify with as the mc does her stuff, otherwise the reveal is all in her head and i think audiences want more certainty. In my version at the end the doubt is left with the hunter, who is a proxy for the audience. Your ending does jive with the "was it all in my head?" conceptual work in the first two acts, it would take great acting and directing to be great.
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>>82415360
not really it's pretty average post puberty butt desu.
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a documentary where she lets me lick her nethers for fifteen hours straight
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>>82423924
Dang, thanks anon. It's so rare that anyone likes one of my ideas. Feels good, man.
For the record, I think your version would totally work. And probably be more pleasing. I just wanted to keep the focus narrow, in order to make this movie really all about Emma. With just enough thrill and effects to please an audience.(And hopefully make it's money back) Does she have the acting chops to pull it off? I don't know. But I think when you play an AI, people expect you to play it calm and monotone. People excuse it, because supposedly she's a robot in the story. So any emotion above mono would be beyond expectation, thus more appreciated than normal.

Of course, the idea is to get as much of an emotional performance as possible, to completely shatter expectations.
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>>82424365
very interesting and i underestimated how much you thought of the ops question; i figured you just used one of your old ideas for the thread. Even more intriguing is the idea of an emotionless person in a tense situation. As an experiment it is a good idea, maybe not 200 mil worth but still cool
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>>82414015

>Emma Watson is.. "Anne Frank"
>Turns out Anne Frank was secretly a very famous resistance writer.
>Writing about the horrors of the war and especially how badly women are treated during war time.
>She's eventually betrayed by a man she turned down.
>But luckily a strong GI company consisting of nothing but angry Jews and negroes show up.
>Not that she needed help, the movie ends with her socking Hitler in the face and planting a LGBTQ+ flag on top of the Reichstag.
>This is how WWII really ended.
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its like game of thrones except there are only queens and who is crowned queen is determined by lesbian orgy with some sort of magical aphrodisiac (as female aphrodisiacs don't exist) and whomever cums first is killed until only one
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