>be after strenuous Quidditch match >head to the prefects'

>>82411942
jerk off while she watches and teases me

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>>82411942

Smile as a massive turd floats up to the surface

>>82411974
Armond killing it as usual.

>>82411955

get a ghostjob

>>82411942
why did Rowling write a female voyeur ghost into her books

I'm sure there must be a spell that either de-ghostifies a ghost, or ghostifies your dick

>>82411955
firstbest

unzip the benis

>>82411942
Ghost blowjob woooo

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Kill myself now because I'm part of one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>82412272
Because shes in her 50s but has the mentality of a 12 year old girl scout.

>>82412448
Ghosts don't age

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>>82411942

>>82412403
Stretched is mentioned 7 times in the entire series. And none of those times is it associated with legs

>>82411942
>50 year old ghost and an underage
how did rowling get away with it?

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>>82412999

>>82412975
It's a copypasta son.

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>"mmmm, anon..... didn't professor mcgonagall teach you the reincarnation spell?"

>>82413112
B-Bruce?

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>>82411942
>Summon veiny rager
>Imperio that booty up and down muh dick woman
>Billy_Squier's_Greatest_hit.jpg
>Watch how high up her body I can shoot 'da goop

dumb mobile poster

>>82414466
Holy shit

>>82411942
I'd probably learn English a bit better.

>>82412403
>"No!"
Every fucking time.

>>82412403
All this anger for a thread about hypothetical ghost sex

so... the students bath together in hogwarts? woah thats gay

I literally fapped in front of my parents without even knowing what I was doing the first time I saw this scene.

my mother said "he's doing it again."

>you will never get JOI from a ghost

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>>82415870

>>82412403
"No!"

>>82415870
>my mother said "he's doing it again."
kek

>go to hogwarts
>this one girl dies suddenly
fastforward
>wake up at night need do the two
>go to haunted bathroom
>enter cabin
>hello it's myrtle, moaning myrtle welcome to your cabin anon
wat do

>>82416173
make moaning myrtle moan.

>>82416213
This

>>82412272
The best part is the woman who played Myrtle was like 45

>>82414466
>veiny rager
>double dubs
I don't know which to applaud first

Let her posses my dick and jack us off.

>>82411942
Do you think she was wet writing this scene, imagining herself in place of Myrtle?

>>82416846
Did she have hairy legs and pits though?

>>82412403
>not making it "realizing myrtle has about as much substance as one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises."

>>82412403
>Middle tier: Glow In the Dark, by Kanye West
Kek

>>82417291
She's Scottish, so yeah probably