>character has bad dream and wakes up >sits up instantly

>I have a bad dream
>sit up instantly panting and sweating
>wasn't dreaming

>>82402717
But this occurs irl

I sometimes wake up from bad dreams with a fast heart rate but that's about it

>>82402734
no it doesn't. name 3 anecdotes where this happens irl

>>82402717
>OP has a bad dream and wakes up
>He remembers that it's not a dream and that he really has wasted the last 10 years of his life posting frogs alongside horrendous posts on an anonymous anime imageboard

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>character has a comfy dream with a quiet and cute girl
>he wakes up

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>>82402717
>character(s) wandering through creepy abandoned lab with a bunch of monsters/aliens being preserved in giant glass tubes
>flashlight hovers over one that's been broken out of

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>>82402963
>character is a scientist who is out of options with no time life
>throws his coffee cup at the wall in a fit of rage
>patterns of the coffee give him the equation to the meaning of life

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>character dreams that he finds pills somewhere near his bed
>wakes up expecting them to be there

>>82403027
>smart nerd character sees something minuscule happen while everyone argues over some issue they're dealing with
>look of noticeable excitement as he scrambles for something to write with
>scribbles wildly all over piece of paper/napkin
>everyone stops arguing and turns to look at him
>"THATS IT"

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>>82402717
>character has bad dream and wakes up in cold sweat
>calls Burke

>>82402717
>character gets restful sleep and is rested in the morning

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>character goes number 1
>doesn't get pee on the toilet seat

>>82403253
>character gets up in the morning
>eats breakfast after brushing teeth

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>>82402717

>character is having a bad dream
>significant other tries waking up and comforting character
>character starts violently attacking significant other

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>character can fall asleep in 1 minute

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>>82403203
>"it's hopeless, we're never gonna find it in time!"
>>"wait say that again"
>"we're never gonna find it in time!"
>>"NO! the other thing!"
>"it's hopeless?"
>>"hopeless. hope less. less hope. les shope. lees shop!"
>"it's at Lee's Shop!"

>be asleep
>wake up by falling into bed

scary feels

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>character doesn't struggle with an itchy asshole for hours before falling asleep

>>82403320
That's how you supposed to do it.

>>82402756
1. Last night while I was in bed
2. Two nights ago when I was in bed
3. Three nights ago when I was in bed

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>>82403358

>character can fall asleep in one minute
>doesn't spend an hour changing positions trying to fall asleep
>doesn't have to get up to pee at least five times during the night
>has no other distractions during sleep
>doesn't snooze for at least half an hour after the alarm first rings
>gets up immediately and looks fully awake
>is hungry enough for breakfast immediately

How the hell am I supposed to relate?

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>scientist mixes secret super potion by accident
>spends film with concoctions exploding in his face
>decides to recreate accident
>trips over dog and rides skateboard to the lab pushing pink baking soda into beaker of vinegar
>Wala!
>beefcake and hottie look on
>"No time for sports Poindexter!"
>Scientist looks constipated...
>"Ok you have to disperse the b nintium X in the vicinity of..!"
>"In English doc!"
>"Throw it at the Royal ugly dude, like you did in the homecoming Stanley cup 5000"
>"Got ya doc and clean this place up it's a mess"
>*Winks and knowing nods are exchanged*
>*Potion turns royal ugly dude into hot science lady*
>Scientist utters "oh boy..."before off screen rape
>THE END?

>>82403455
I got it backwards sorry I'm tired as fuck

>>82402717
>>82402952
>>82402963
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>>82403497

Dumb frogposters

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>it's ok, the bullet passed right through

>>82402717
I did this the other night when I had diarrhea, mind new it was about to shit itself and woke me the fuck up

>>82403203
>nerd character chokes on coffee
>realizes it's sand and he doesn't like it
>does a back flip towards some high ground to get away from the sand and gets sliced by his best friend

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>>82403519

>Character gets a (You)
>It's a mass replying "dumb frogposters" poster

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>guy falls deeply in love with a girl
>she doesn't leave him for some other guy

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>character only uses one pillow to sleep

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>>82403570
>character uses two pillows to sleep
>doesn't have a fucked up spine/neck

>>82403478
4. Four nights ago when I was in your bed

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>character sleeps

>>82403478
You don't just jump up dipshit

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>character doesn't vomit into lungs after eating himself to sleep
>then muzzles melted ice cream to ease the burn

>>82403667
I've jumped several times. Sometimes even pelvis first

>>82403162

Holy shit you are me

>character doesn't hallucinate a guinea pig floating near the ceiling and next to the fan that's on medium
>doesn't jump out of bed and run out of the room as to not be hit by the floating guinea pig once the blades strike it down

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>>82403773

>>82403570
>character doesn't push all the pillows away and sleep on his arms

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>character doesnt sleep on the floor

>>82403497
I just wish one of you frogposters had the gumption to write a full screenplay that was 100% cliches. it would be a masterpiece.

what show has the best dream sequences and why is it the sopranos?

I've never jumped up from a bad dream

every once in a while I'll just randomly sit up and stare blankly into nowhere then lay back down and go to sleep. creeps the gf out.

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>>82404106
>2 hours of production company intro logos
>character is beaten up and tied to a chair
>loud footsteps as we zoom in on his sweaty face
>Record Scratch, freeze frame before the reveal
>"Now you're probably wondering to yourself, how did he end up in this situation?"
>"Well...it's a long story"
>Reverse noises back to him fucking a random whore
>"Woah not that far!"
>Title Card: Vietnam, 1965
>"It ain't me" starts playing
>character is relaxing in a hammock, bare-chested and wearing a vest and dog tag, listening to the song on a jukebox
>sergeant comes over and bangs his fist on the jukebox and stops the music
>director runs out of tropes and has written himself into a hole
>ends his greentext and hopes no one reads this far and notices

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>>82402717
Once as a kid I woke up to my mom standing on my bed in the dark, she held her finger up to her lips to tell me to be quiet, and then she whispered "they're in the house, they're everywhere" into my ear and grabbed me by the hand and we started climbing across the room on all the furniture "the floor is hot lava" style. We somehow made it down the hallway while hanging and swinging from the door frames and nobs, then reached the pitch-black living room where we jumped onto a table, and were right next to the front door with only the couch between us. We held hands and jumped together, and suddenly the darkness of the couch was filled with red glowing eyes and sharp teeth.
And then suddenly I woke up back in my bed, screaming, heart racing, and covered in sweat, with all the covers and pillows on the other side of the room.
Fucking Critters.

I woke up abruptly from a bad dream as a kid, cried for 10 minutes, and went back to sleep.

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>>82403368

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>character goes to dining room to eat breakfast
>table is covered with a ton of food
>takes a slice of toast and leaves

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>>82404519
You had me at 2 hours of logos

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>Man walks into restaurant
>"One food, please"

>>82404951
This happens way too often.

>>82404519
>sergeant yells at him saying he needs to learn responsibly and shit
>when missile lands behind the sergeant blows out the tent
>close up of the sergeant lying dead on top of the main character
>shell shock audio
>base is being bombarded by missiles as the main character scrambles to find a gun and safety

>>82402756
>name 3 anecdotes where this happens irl

top kek

>>82402717
>character takes a shit
>stands up to wipe

Pfff really?

>>82403368
ANACONDA MALT LIQUOR!

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>>82402717
>anon never experienced waking up in a cold sweat before

it's a surreal experience being covered in cold sweat

>>82405028
>>82405028
>finds his rifle and jumps into a trench
>his black friend is tugging on his arm next to him and screaming at him, but there is no sound
>ringing subsides and his face comes into focus
>"WE'VE GOTTA MOVE! NOW!"
>drone shot as we see vietcong rushing the camp while the characters escape into the jungle

>>82405420
Who is this?

>>82403478
assuming your serious and not shitposting, I'd recommend you to seek help

>>82405720
post something from your fap folder and I'll give you the name

>>82403722
Must be some traumatic shit...

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>>82403162
Me

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>>82404951
your pepe has autism

>>82403242
Every. Fucking. Movie.
When will this shit end?

>>82405853
https://twitter.com/princessberpl

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>>82406031
Thanks, anon. Here's another for being true to your word.

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every good movie needs some food, rate my lunch.

>>82403455
Wait, i guess im retarded. Why brush THEN eat? You breath will smell like eggs or whatever all day.

>>82406166
Where are you from?

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>character has seafood for dinner
>something ain't right
>goes to bed
>wakes few hours later
>head is spinning frantically
>gets worse when tries to closes eyes
>tries to stand up
>can't even keep balance from vertigo feeling
>spends entire day lying on floor wishing for death

Hated that episode

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>character asks mom to bring mcdonalds
>she brings burger king

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>character is supposed to be a loser
>has a hot gf