predator: aggressive alien warrior species, advanced stealth

I predator logged your mom last night

Would you suck a warm creamy log out of the predator's asshole?

Let's say this is on a planet where the Predator can't breathe in the air because the plant life releases pheromones that are toxic when inhaled by the Predator.

>>82395075
Damn.

>>82395075
Dude wtf. This is a Christian imageboard.

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log lie in ambush in entire forest, predator cant tell which log is log.

log win every time

>>82395200
damn you make a good point

>>82395200

But it inanimate.
No attack when predator come near.

What type of wood? A mahogany log would win for sure.

>log doesn't show on thermal vision
>can fall from great heights and cripple/kill creatures

???

imagine to be their pusy slave

>>82395035
To be fair the entire USMC could be defeated with a twig.

>>82395778
the entire USMC couldnt kill a predator

>>82395424
You fool. You make same mistake as Predator. He dead. You want die next? Fear log. Log always win.

>>82395424
predator no find prey, commit nuclear sodoku in shame
log win again

>>82396090

Well predator could stumble over log and break neck

>>82395035
log is actually a Biollante seed or something, quickly turns into the whole thing and squishes Preds

>>82395035
The same thing as the US Marines vs Stick.
If you break the log you get 2 logs. Log wins.

>>82395200
>Take off wrist device
>set to explode
>destroy entire forest.

>>82396647
now one log is a milion logs and predator dead, log win again

>>82397150
The bomb would incinerate them and he would clearly set the timer so he could leave.

>>82397230
So a billion logs which will birth more logs, fire good for soil, log win again

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All I know is that fempreds give me wood

>>82398652
imagine to be their pusy slave

>>82395114
Yes. Sixx of them.

>>82399172
bpp

>>82395075
That's no way to talk to your wife's daughter

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>>82398652
>>82399172

>>82399172
>>82398652

do you think it opens like their mouths do

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>>82399172
Why do I find this so funny? Somebody please explain.

>>82395035
log of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTrAVpK9blw