>Finish a series >attempt to emulate attributes/mannerisms

autism

File: 1493850877097.jpg (407KB, 2048x2048px) Image search: [Google]

407KB, 2048x2048px

>>82389626
>finish a series
>start same series over again

only an autist or a 5 year old would do this

>try
>implying I didn't subconsciously adopt Paulie pointing and Tony's heavy nostril breathing

File: Sopranos Capicola.jpg (418KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

418KB, 1920x1080px

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DcOaw6JI0d

>>82389626
Mhmm, very care-full now.

File: When pepe goes too far.jpg (254KB, 720x533px) Image search: [Google]

254KB, 720x533px

>>82389626
This.

>>82389626
Watch it, OP!

File: 27d8a16fe4b8b351.jpg (79KB, 744x746px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 744x746px

>>82389626
mhmm be very, very careful now

>>82389901
> mfw i have the 10 hour angry walking soundtrack on my phone to walk everywhere in the appropriately angry fashion
> even have the metal version with the fucked up bass line

Who here /triedtobedondraperfrommadmen/?

File: 4377fc7a0cb8c63b5dddeadec7bbcd81.jpg (21KB, 377x325px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 377x325px

I swear to fucking Christ, ever since I started watching The Sopranos I've been talking like Paulie. It started as a joke to make my friends laugh, but now I can't even help myself. Suddenly everyone's "busting my balls" all the time, and I'm waving my fingers around or doing the thing with the index and pinky. I've developed violent tendencies, and I've become so touchy-feely that I'm this close to kissing my friends on the cheek when they enter the room. I need fucking help /tv/, I don't want my friends to start treating me differently and I definitely don't want to get assault charges because I throw a punch while in Paulie-mode.

File: 1401719092403.jpg (271KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 1024x576px

>>82389626
>sitting at home watching anime on saturday night
>mom walks into the room
>"Anon. Why don't you ever go out and try to meet girls? You can't meet a future wife at home"
>tell her there is no point
>she asks why
>"People fuck up, Mom. We age. Men... women... It's not supposed to work except to make kids"
>tears start welling up in your eyes
>she comes over to try to hug me
>I grab her hands and hold them against my chest
>"w-what are you doing anon?"
>"If you've got some self loathing to do, that's fine, Mom. But it ain't worth loosing your hands over"
>"w-what are you talking about?"
>"I'd just apply a couple pounds of pressure, snap your wrist..."
>"please let go of me. y-you are hurting me"
>I let her go
>she runs out of the room with tears streaming down her face
>I light a cigarette and continue watching anime

lol are you me? unironically breathe heavy now since finishing Sopranos, huff and puff in anger like Tony, sort of intimidating

File: 6756.png (164KB, 421x396px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 421x396px

>tfw I do this with anime

>>82390276
go watch an anime where a character kills themselves and emulate that

>>82390276
Fuck off, autist.

File: 1418858593004-1.jpg (20KB, 368x294px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 368x294px

>>82390341
>>82390372
Don't worry anons my animes have taught me to not get triggered like you two.

>>82390681
>fuck off retard
>t-triggered!! i troll u!

fuck off retard

>>82390722
I'm just gonna keep responding anon, so I can get some mroe (you)'s and hopefully trigger you some more. How does that make you feel?

>>82389626
>tfw I turned into Rust Cole after watching TD

If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself.

>>82389626
I used to do that too, when I was 10. Grow up faggot.

>>82390915
> you mean you started to mow your grandpa's lawn?

>Watch 13 reasons why
>Turn into a suicidal rapist

>>82389626
definitely did this with sopranos

>>82391302
Who are you quoting?

Watched Chinatown. Not allowed at family reunions anymore.

>>82390220

What's funny is that someone has actually done this

File: Black Sails S04E04_snapshot_24.47.jpg (48KB, 1275x714px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 1275x714px

>>82389773

It might sound weird but whenever I'm trying to push myself in a workout I think of Goku and it's usually enough to get a few more reps out.

>>82391846
heh

I just want to be Agent Cooper. I don't think that's too much to ask.

>>82391933
Gonna try this tomorrow. Doing a new bench program and it's kicking my ass. Perhaps the kamehameha will bless me.

I sometimes behave a bit like Dale Cooper, and even though its ridiculous, I enjoy it.

>tired after work
>decide to have a coffee before driving back home
>enter a shitty bar near my work place
>I live in southern Spain where everybodys outgoing and kind of rude
>bartender asks what do I want
>coffee, black as the sky on a moonless night
>not even sure that was the actual quote
>guy laughs in my face

File: that.png (374KB, 460x490px) Image search: [Google]

374KB, 460x490px

>>82389685
You mean to tell me you never acted or tried to act like James "Keziah" Delaney?

>>82389626
>Watch Rome for the first time
>Go from Octavian tier autist to Chad tier mark Antony

>be british
>emulate Italian-American mobsters

My life is a constant party

File: paulie pepe.png (615KB, 830x1262px) Image search: [Google]

615KB, 830x1262px

watch it chrissy

File: suicide-squad-joker-harley-quinn-jared-leto-margot-robbie (1).jpg (757KB, 1800x1202px) Image search: [Google]

757KB, 1800x1202px

>watch suicide squad
>unironically cackle to show my enemies how crazy i am
>nobody fucks with me anymore

File: 1492198262965.jpg (18KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 500x375px

>>82389626

>>82389626
>watch Iron Fist
>makes me want to punch a hole in my screen

>>82389626
my gf left me because i was a dick
like HOUSE.

>>82392775
wadge id grissy :DDDDDD

File: 1391962206858s.jpg (2KB, 125x93px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 125x93px

>>82390220

File: IMG_0183.jpg (27KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 600x600px

No but I brap post in real life now

Hasnt made me very popular

>>82389626
I do Paulie's hand gesture

>>82389626
I tried to emulate hanks smooth pimp daddy behaviour from californication. Worked fine until i was near women.

File: eed1e1fb46beb07cb967c8c7b98faf799738ae47_hq.gif (417KB, 634x356px) Image search: [Google]

417KB, 634x356px

>finish watching Monster
>decide one time to try and do the hand thing the detective does to remember shit
>realize how autistic I look after 1.5 seconds
>stop

File: pen.gif (401KB, 450x337px) Image search: [Google]

401KB, 450x337px

Used to do the Boris from Goldeneye pen thing all the time in high school

File: x-files15.jpg (27KB, 480x335px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 480x335px

>>82389626
>implying I wasn't always autistic

>that kid that used to run like Naruto

File: SpectorShitposting.jpg (104KB, 1000x562px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 1000x562px

I started exercising regularly after watching the first two series of The Fall, I don't kill women or assault teenagers yet though.

I did hang myself after the third series as well, but that was more to do with how boring it was.

>>82389689

i say ooooh all the time

File: office.gif (230KB, 642x358px) Image search: [Google]

230KB, 642x358px

>>82389626
>binge the office first few season
>start acting like jim
>pleasantly make small talk and crack appropriate jokes
>people start to like me more
>effect wares off
>back to being the kinda weird guy thats 'nice'

>>82393332
Elaborate. With green text, if you would.

>>82396234
Does this mean I should watch more of The Office and emulate Jim?

File: fullsizeoutput_243.jpg (216KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 750x1334px

>>82390220
kek

>>82391933
I just start yelling KAKORAAAATTTT

>>82396234
>not starting to act like Dwight
you are so weak

should start acting like the vamps on true blood, all concise and serious.

i am McNulty
McNulty is me

>>82396273
Not the guy you replied to, but I imagine it would be like making the hand-to-mouth farting sound whenever someone nearby bends over to pick something up

>>82392351
mmh

File: 24-jon-hamm.w529.h529.jpg (58KB, 529x529px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 529x529px

>>82390111
then realizing you dont look like jon hamm so it would never work.

This legit happened to me. Watched the thick of it and had explosive fits of comic anger like malcolm. Felt good

>>82391354
Watching 13 Reasons Why made me want to fucking kill myself so maybe it's a subconscious thing

File: 2f7.jpg (53KB, 598x485px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 598x485px

>watch a movie that you once saw with your ex gf

File: cheetah.jpg (250KB, 1024x708px) Image search: [Google]

250KB, 1024x708px

>marathoning sons of anarchy with bros
>whenever women do something stupid we say "this is why I beat hookers"

>>82389626
Great Frogposter.

>>82400281
Fucking awful feel, I'm with you man. My ex loved Tarantino and a few days after she dumped me I started up my DVD player after it was unplugged in my closet for ages.

She left her Pulp Fiction disc in it.

I cried holding a Pulp Fiction DVD for an hour

>>82390112
FUCKIN' QUEEEAAAHS

>>82389626
>Watched True Detective
>Get a cold, voice really croaky
>Repeat all of Errol Childress' lines to my girlfriend
>"Do you wanna know what they did to me? what i will do to all the sons and daughters of man."
>Start rubbing her pussy
>"Tell me about grandpa"

File: drive.jpg (350KB, 1280x851px) Image search: [Google]

350KB, 1280x851px

>>82400281

>>82390111

I was in Mexico and at the bars at night got drunk and told people I was Don Draper. I was in advertising. I was 19 it was 2013. One night took some ambien (prescription sleeping pill) and surely made an ass of myself. Everyone has to pretend to be Don at least once to realize it's not a lifestyle that attracts happiness.

I wish I had a friend like Bunk in The Wire who I could communicate with entirely with phrases "Oh fuck," and "motherfucker," during something important.

File: Capture.png (1MB, 1086x623px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1086x623px

>>82389626
>Really big into cowboys/westerns
>Stoic, collar shirts, vests, big belts, jeans, and leather shoes at all times (no hats)
>Women think I'm classic cool until they find out I just like cosplaying

>>82389626
I thought I had autism and I never even thought of doing that

>>82400957
>Women think I'm classic cool
doubt

>>82392805
They probably assumed you were on the verge of shooting up a school or something.

>>82400637
>get drunk at a dive bar across the boarder while shafting prescription meds
>think you've lived the don draper lifestyle

oh honey...

File: 70136152.jpg (76KB, 665x375px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 665x375px

I started the gym cuz Spartacus, its been 1 year now, best decision of my life and idk how to english

>try acting like the driver but it only works if you are attractive and badass

File: 2f7.jpg (28KB, 601x508px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 601x508px

>try to pretend to be Driver but don't even have a car

I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I bike.

>>82396128
Seriously the 3rd season was such a disappointment. Can't believe it was written from the same guy who did first 2. There was 100 more ways for it to go and they went with the worst one, Through the first 2 seasons Paul never looked like the kind of guy who'd kill himself.

>>82394756
I still do it. Every so often my pen goes flying across the room and hits something/someone.

File: Watch it Wojak.jpg (63KB, 673x1024px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 673x1024px

>>82389689
I've got Paulie's pointing now too

>marothoning House Md
>beard starts growing

>>82389626
And you're perfect right?

>>82400103
>>82391354
It made me angry. Hannah's an obnoxious bitch, Clei's a fucking sperg and literally every side character is a fucking retard. Literally the only neat character is Tony and that's because they shoehorn him in at every second possible. 'tony's a dj lmao, Tony likes cars lmao, Tony's in the mafia lmao'.

And every fucking time, as a guy at least, something 'rapey' happens, she doesn't give an explanation about why girls don't like that, she just says 'youre a guy you don't understand lmao' if someone told me I had the best ass I would show that shit off. Fuck, it makes me angry.

>>82390722
You're literally retarded.

I do tony sopranos "Ooo yeah?" alot

>Watched Prison Break
>tfw started picking up Michael Scofield's habits like touching random objects while thinking and Mahone's habit of muttering

File: salad tossers.jpg (229KB, 1319x987px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 1319x987px

>power rangers marathon
>I'm still going HIYAAAAA!

>>82392351
>Wake up
>Another day in London
>go downstairs naked and blow dust into the fireplace, get shouted at by mum
>"beee veeeery care-ful"
>Throw on my Tophat and trench coat and go walk broodingly through streets of Brixton
>gets stopped by pack of black guys
>"mhmm Company men"
>start chanting nigger magic to scare em off
>get the shit kicked out of me while hallucinating some ghosts n shit
>mhmm

>>82393192
Spencey? Is this you?

File: 1485524067727.jpg (38KB, 400x388px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 400x388px

>finish a long series
>walk around the room with an empty feeling inside and no idea what to do next

>>82396128
I emulated this character too. A shame I'll never be good-looking enough to pull off the brooding, mysterious type

>>82405056
This is why I don't marathon anything anymore. I got separation anxiety from Mad Men, party down...the list goes on. I have to limit myself to 3 episodes of a series a day maximum.

>>82396128
>>82402471
I really wanted him to escape.

>>82391933
Since ive been young I think of Rock Lee. He's the most inspirational character.

>drank beer and Jameson last night
>get brilliant idea to put my matress on the floor like Rust
>do autistic monologues in front of the mirror
>sleep just fine
>get up and immediately light up a camel blue
>set off smoke alarm

I like sleeping on the floor tbqh. Might do it again

Tried Lagavulin whiskeyafter Ron Swansons recommendation

Now its my favourite, really is mother milk

>>82389626
>tfw you will never be able to emulate Clint Eastwood

File: 1461032960924.png (98KB, 612x491px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 612x491px

>>82402634
>marathoning house md
>start solving mysterious medical cases thanks to revelations while talking about random shit with some random fuck who enjoys psychoanalysing me