>sitting in class with OITNB shirt
>Stacy comes up to me
>"Ohmuhgod, anon! Not to like bother you or anything but I just HAVE to know who's your favorite Orange Is The New Black character!?!"
>very quietly say "oh, um, I dunno, Nicky I guess"
>Looks disappointed in my answer
>Nods her head
>"Cool, cool"
Are all Stacy's Piperfags? Also, OITNB thread.
Having a favourite character on OITNB that isn't Based Lorna, Piscatella or Pornstache is plebeian as fuck
Fuck off with that reddit spacing and reddit story reddit.
>not maining chang
wtf are you doing nigger
>>82387348
I almost forgot Pornstache was a character. I miss him.
>>82387376
Piss off.
>>82387348
>not loving cute little Tucky and wanting to hold her hand and grow old with her
>>82387348
Fpbp
>>82387284
>nicky, boo, and red
All other OITHB choices are shit
>>82387553
>Boo
>>82387618
>he doesn't want a comfy butch best friend
this whole thread is full of reddit spacing. go back, i'm sure there is a oitnb sub readit
>His prison wife isn't Flaca
Obviously Maritza is also acceptable.
>>82387756
I'm not a fan of Boo but at least she's protecting sweet underfed Pennsyltucky
>>82387284
What's your shirt?
>>82387789
I think Soso is easily top 3 as well
>>82387789
flaca is my main, but maritza is getting up there.
also i stopped watching when they broke out to swim in some irradiated lake
>Not qt psycho slut morello
>Not Boo for the bantz
>Not Red for the food
>Not Frieda for the stories
Nigga plz
>>82387950
You stopped before they got to all the BLM stuff.
>>82387955
Fuck, the only way to fuck that Sayonara gorl or whatever her autistic name, even for a Dominican, is, is by having the fucking flag on her face and fuck her for the love to the Motherland
>>82387982
ok, that's not what made me stop. it's just i got bored with it i guess.
>>82387982
Hey, Season 4 is way better than 3!
>Piscatella did absolutely nothing wrong
>/ourbear/
>>82388058
>That's right, Piper. I'm gay. I will never find you adorable.
Based Piscatella.
>>82387955
>Find Daya sort of obnoxious
>She's also history's thiccest criminal
all is forgiven
Reminder that all the 4 seasons of OITNB happened in less than a year
In less than a year Piper went from blogger with American Pie boyfriend, to pants crimelady with Aussie girlfriend with Windows logo tatoo
>>82388259
Every day in prison probably feels like a week
>wearing a graphic t
Autism
>>82388305
Well the whole season 5 is like two days.
>>82388305
In less than a year the prision went from a small, minimum security instution to a camp full of spics, coons and white trash.
And a Hawaiian woman
>>82388351
What else am I supposed to wear?
>>82387982
I think they're gonna be pretty objective about all the BLM stuff. I mean, it sure seems like it.
>>82388187
krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Bumpo