>Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude,”

>what was in this for her

She got to fuck Da Caprio. What more did she need?

>>82385824
Faggot

>what was in this for her

Leo's dick. Wtf else.

/ourguy/

I'm sorry, but that's what a man does, fucking feminism.

>>82385871
this, do these cunts not realize how post-ironic it is that he's vaping and listening to fucking MGMT while getting laid

nobody with a minutia of brain cells functioning actually enjoys those things, he was playing the actor playing himself, enjoying the fruits of said actor's labors to get his rocks off

truly one of the greatest pieces of private performance art to have ever graced us

>>82385824
>>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change.
um...that's not how it works

>I don't like what is going on but I have full control of my body and the choice to stop and change the situation
>I'll just keep going and hope it changes

>>82385962

I'm a doctor and I like MGMT

>>82385824
I bet Leo doesn't even take his clothes off for anything less than an 8

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>>82385824
Fucking based Leo showing those sloots what for!
#mgtow

>>82385962
>nobody with a minutia of brain cells
hmmm...

>>82385824
He should have asked her if she liked blue cheese.

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>>82385824
>says a source whose BFF
Uh-huh...
Asking for a friend btw.

Dirty whores.

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>>82385824
If some famous actress laid there on the bed, put on some headphones and started smoking, I'd still smash that vagina til my dick was raw.
Fucking women... What's wrong with them?

>>82386021
>I was the blonde with the nice rack, tight jeans, and oh so tan body
if a woman who describes herself like this actually exists, she deserved it.

THIS THREAD IS SO MUCH MORE ON POINT THAN THAT RATE ALL THESE ACTRESSES CAREERS THREAD THAT JUST 404'd

BRAVO

>>82386115
Some virgin loser wrote that revenge fantasy

Last week in Singapore I paid a Taiwanese "masseuse" 150 bucks for the whole shebang, and she wouldn't even get on top for more than like 30 seconds at a time. It was late in the day, and I was already exhausted from traveling, and I felt my legs were gonna give out at any moment. I completely empathize with Leo here.

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>during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping
>he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out

Alpha as fuck

Bet she was sopping wet while gargling his glans

>>82386121
janitors are allergic to actress threads, no matter how you spin them; get used to it or get out

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>>82386153
How much of a pussy you have to be to negotiate about who's going to be on top with the prostitute you just paid for

>Leo has probably gotten laid nearly every day for the last 20 years
>she expects she's going to be special to him
Honestly, at a point he kinda just probably decided that he was done putting effort into sex since he was still getting laid consistently based entirely off of his name.

>>82385824
hahaha. fucking cold, i love it.

>>82386221
It wasn't really a negotiation so much as her not really cooperating or doing what I wanted. There was a substantial language barrier, I suppose.

>>82386004
Doctors are idiots, they're just good at memorizing shit.

>>82386275
According to OP, Leo just signaled her what do without any words.

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>you will never fuck a young Leo

Did she expect him to go down or something

>>82386355
Pretty impressive if you ask me.

>>82386371
Why aren't we as good looking as him bros :(

>>82385824
He's won life already and all that matters to him now is putting in those oscar-snatching performances. All the rest is just downtime before that next jaguar life. Bitch just don't understand that the exceptional man she got to fuck outgrew her little normie world back when she still wore a pink lunchbox to school.

>>82385871
his money?

>>82386449
I am though

>>82386212

really makes you think >>82386371

>>82385824
>while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.

I thought girls wanted to suck off famous guys since they were teens?

>>82386021
>doesn't put out
>expects the man of her life after gettin drunk at a bar and hooking up with a dude she just met
bitch deserved it.

>>82386512
girls are exponentially more likely to be dumb whores with no substance than boys

and whores just want more and more and more

>>82386489
bullshit

>>82386512
Nah that's just your mom.

>>82386581
t. roastie

>>82385824
Jesus Christ,some people are really delusional.

Fucking Leo DiCaprio is to a skank like meeting Bill Gates is to a nerd. Now what nerd would be mad if Gates was late for the appointment? You got what you wanted,you don't get to negotiate the terms.

>>82386141
>being this bitter and in denial

Source on this? It sounds true but something other than greentext would be great.

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>>82385824
>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on,

>women in charge of having self-respect
*breathes in*
*exhales slowly through nose*
*takes in a second more deeper breath*
*exhales again*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>82385824
Lmao he is even vaping on that pic

Sounds like someone who's lost any love for sex or companionship. He's got everything, now he doesn't really know what to do with it on a personal level.

He focuses on big picture shit like global warming and environmentalism because it gives him meaning.

Weird place to be. At least he's filthy rich, so he can be comfortable while he has this weird thing going on.

>>82385824
Yet Rihanna has said Leo was the best lay shes ever had. Dumb random whores BTFO.

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>>82386141
>revenge
>all for revenge
>revenge of the nerds

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>>82386021

>>82386704
Was that supposed to save her face?

>My parents taught me to never give up! So I continued sucking his dick and he still didn't acknowledge me. Some people!

>be some regular bitch
>get to sleep with a handsome world-famous rich celebrity
>"ohmigod why is he not offering me marriage or something"

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>>82385824
It was a good thread the last time too.

>>82386021
>cums on her face while asleep
>shits on floor

Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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>>82385824
>he didn't fuck me like i wanted him to fuck me
bitch he don't care about your ass. he just wanted some tail and you the fuck out of there as quickly as possible.

because he's leonardo fucking dicaprio.

who the fuck is you

>>82386684
It's not a greentext, it was an actual "gossip rumor" thing.

>>82386845
>who the fuck is you
b-but I let him have sex with me.. I let him use my hole.. I need something in return from him...

>>82386704
They were probably on his boat in the middle of nowhere, she couldn't stop because of the implications

>>82386890
What implications?

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>>82386021
Literally me.

>>82385824
BASED

>>82386929
The implications.

>>82386021
I have to do this some day

>>82386929
gr8 b8 fa88ot

>>82386929
The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with him. Not that the things are gonna go wrong for her, but she's thinking that they will.

>>82386371
I have the same facial structure, my first gf said i looked like him as well. but i started balding when I was like 17.

feels bad man

>>82386985
yeah, the turd on the bathroom floor sounds just like you

>>82387046
Wait was she in danger? What are you talking about? Is Leo violent? All of this took a wrong turn somewhere.

>>82387051
Having a "baby" face works out in your late 20's to early 40's, and...
>balding
Oh.... shit, sorry anon. That sucks.

>>82387060
Nah stealing the booze is literally me.

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>>82386929
Don't worry about it.

>>82387084
Leo is known for beating hookers up if they don't do his bidding. Rumor has it he once slapped Tobey Mcguire around because he refused to cut this hooker in front of him.

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>>82386021
>people born in 2008 are now 20 years old

>>82387122
More like you also reek of cat piss.

>>82385824
>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on

>>82387084

Nonono it's just... The implication.

>>82387152
Jesus Christ Denn- I mean Leo, he can't keep getting away with stuff like that.

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>>82387084
All men are violent rapists. That this woman doesn't understand that Leo neglect-raped her is a symptom of the rape culture perpetuated by the white supremacist patriarchy.
#blacklivesmatter

>>82386929
If he stopped fucking her he would have executed her and thrown her into the ocean obviously.

>>82387084
Of course not. Leo would never actually do anything. But in the back of her mind she's thinking about what might happen if he were to get angry.

>>82386021
>i went into the bathroom and looked into the mirror
>i went into the bathroom to finish washing the filth off

nice try faggot

>>82387107
eh i just buzz it go to the gym now and it's not like I'm poor so I can just get transplants if i ever feel that bad.

Hey newfags this is from that gossip sight where they talk about how celebs fuck. It's not like she ran crying to some news outlet about it.

>>82387223
Balding's not a game breaker. Just changes it a bit.

Got a balding ,hairy as all fuck everywhere else friend who is now married (and got married after he was already balding).

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>>82387252
>gossip sight

>>82387216
>filth
>its k when the cum is inside me XD

>>82386683

>Believes every stupid story he reads on the internet, specifically Craigslist

How retarded are you?

>>82387299

Kek

>>82385824
Wait, so he acted like most women in bed and he's "selfish, lazy, and downright rude"?

I need a fire truck sent to my fucking skull, because my neurons are fucking fired.

celebrities arent normal people. their emotions and outlook on life are completely fucked.

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>>82387216
How small is your bathroom that you can't go in to wash cum off and then later enter the bathroom again to find a pile of shit on the floor?

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>>82387154
FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU

>>82385824
>I'm a nobody, and I don't want to give her name, but my friend told me that DiCaprio...

>>82385824
dude is living the life

>>82387323
I'm saying that the whole thing is fake

>>82387382
>so he acted like most women in bed
Anon, who the hell are you sleeping with? Or are you not?

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>NHL star Jaromir Jagr, 43, was photographed in bed next to model Kateřina Provazníková, 18, who tried to blackmail him with the pic she snapped above. She reportedly told the hockey player that if he didn't pay her $2,000 she was going to go public with the pic.
>Jaromir, who isn't married and doesn't have a girlfriend, told her he didn't care if she posted it online. Sticking to her word, the model attempted to humiliate the star – but it horribly backfired.
>It should be said that while Jagr is reportedly single, Kateřina is reportedly not. According to several reports, she’s the girlfriend of Czech junior player Domink Rudl, who was born in 1996, by which time Jagr had already won two Stanley Cups and a scoring title. He also reportedly calls Jagr one of his idols, just in case this entire thing wasn't awkward enough.
/ourguy/

>>82386678
>meeting Bill Gates is to a nerd
Real Nerds would hate the shit out of Bill Gates, unless all they care about is the money.

>>82387544
>look her up
>she looks like she's 29 years old
classic

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>>82386021
>I fell asleep thinking I may indeed have found the man of my life

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>>82386021

oh haha this thread again nice!

>>82386353

You realise of course, having a good memory & being intelligent usually aren't unrelated qualities?

>>82387544
>Kateřina Provazníková
>$2,000

Wow what a life changer

>>82387650
>reeee fuckin y'all virgins!!
(You)

>>82387673
and he didn't even care enough to pay that little

he's a 43 year old single guy who got "blackmailed" for fucking an 18 year old model

what a dumb bitch

>>82386115
>>82386554
>>82386838
>>82386985
>>82387646
ITT: retards who think this wasnt written by an autistic virgin

>>82387544
kek what a dumb slut

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>>82387733
TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!

>>82387705
nice!!

>>82387768
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I did this to a fat girl I met on tinder the other day
>Friends and I make group match
>One of us always has to accept the inevitable fat one while the others get the good numbers
>I get the fat one
>Texting her casually while my friend attempts to secure a date (horribly)
>She keeps texting
>Finds my snapchat from my phone #
>Finds my facebook from my snapchat
>mildfear.jpg
>Decide to embrace it and text her that I'm gonna come over
>Get in her front door and hang out for about 10 minutes before saying "Lets just fuck"
>She looks upset at first but then takes off her clothes
>Fuck her face
>She pushes me away once I get too rough
>Just look at her and say "This is how its gonna happen"
>Continue fucking her face until she gags a little too much and vomits a little
>Fuck her
>At this point I'm getting off on the dominance so I'm fingering her ass and pulling her hair and shit like that
>She's into it but also upset
>Finish on her face
>Immediately go to the bathroom and wash off
>Leave 10 minutes later

Honestly why would I go back to trying to chat up girls at my own tier when I can drop down a few pegs and do whatever I want without having to negotiate

>>82387733
>watch vader toss palpatine down the shaft
>fag deserved it
>its not real retards!
thats what you sound like

>>82385824
dubs

>suck a guy off
>get mad when he enjoys himself
>blog about it
Women.

>>82387705
>y'all
Nice touch, I bet they are a shitskin.

>>82387803
>when I can drop down a few pegs and do whatever I want without having to negotiate
But they're fat and unattractive.

>>82387544
>duckfacing even in blackmail photos
is this satire

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>>82387733
>implying the verisimilitude of autistic works of fiction that have been published on an indonesian underwater interpretive dance therapy bulletin matters as far as enjoyment to be found in them is concerned

>>82387544
wew lad what was that girl thinking?

>>82387836
Thanks. Is there anything more disgusting in American speak than "y'all"?

>>82387803
you can do so much better anon

>>82385824
dubs thread

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>>82385824
Leo did nothing wrong

>>82386021

>girl buying a 12-pack

things that never happened: the post

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>>82387920
Selena Green-Vargas. You're welcome.

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>>82387544
he dated Veresova in her prime, definitely /myguy/

What's wrong with MGMT?

>>82387845
>>82387883
Better than jerking off I guess. If I stay in my own tier there's no way I could get away with half of the weird shit I'm into with building a whole camaraderie and proving I'm not an axe murderer first.

These fat girls would welcome death if someone just paid attention to them so I can be in and out the door in an hour

>>82387920
>>82387960
what's the best GDP girls?

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>>82387962
>>82387544
>ywn be a young star hockey player from a newly post-communist European country

>>82387979
Yeah but.. they're fat and ugly. I'd rather 'fuck' my hand than someone I can't stand to touch.

>>82387992
That one with the pageant winner. She's not even that hot, but the fact she was Miss Delaware or whatever at the time she did it was great.

>>82386179
no lie, I'd wear a cape if I could get away with it

>>82387803
>having a snapchat

>>82387962

Jagr used to fuck so many bitches in the champagne room of For Your Eyes Only in Toronto they'd come from all over the city to be there. There would be twice as many girls in the club when he came to town.

>>82388050
How do these guys get these chicks? They get the hottest amateur chicks of all.

>>82388050
What exactly to search for?

>>82385824
entitled cunt

>>82388028
Just think about hot girls. Nothing in life is free. You get a warm wet hole without having to pay or put in any work. Just do it pussy

>>82388098
>Hey you want $500? Just come over here and suck this dick
I doubt it's hard

>>82388103
Dude, he gave you the basic key search words. Are you mentally challenged?

>>82388103
I'm pretty sure she was Miss Delaware. I think if you search GDP Miss Teen Delaware it'll come up.

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>>82387947
>women that bring guys back to their apartments after knowing them for a few hours one night aren't trashy
Laddie you are setting yourself up for some serious disappointment when you're out of short trousers.

>>82388124
No thanks.

>>82388149
I can't be bothered to go on a fucking scavenger hunt.

>>82388151
Alright, thanks.

>>82386179
nobody who vapes can ever be an alpha

>>82388160

Girls buy white wine and six-packs at most.

>>82388087
>Not knowing how to get laid

>>82387960
GDP is so fucking boring.

>>82385824
Dumb bitch knew what she was in for, she should be happy Leo did this not some Sheikh that uses her face a a toilet

Isn't it rape to tell others about someone's sex life without their consent?

>>82386512
it's just her trying no the come off as a vapid cunt and make Leo look bad to save face

>>82387803

Based anon.

A slampig is fun occasionally to do whatever you want to. But the effort put into attractive Staceys is usually worth it.

>>82388171
>I can't be bothered to go on a fucking scavenger hunt.
Typing 3 words isn't a scavenger hunt, you aspie fuck. And you're still going to do that because you didn't got spoon-fed a link.

Idiot.

>>82388328
Holy shit are you this fucking dense you inbred faggot? I don't know what the GDP movie title names are, I don't know if "miss delaware porn" is literally going to give it, so why the fuck not just ask in this thread you fucking reddit faggot moron. Why are you even replying to me? Why can't I ask him, but you can keep posting like this? You literal nigger, you fucking ape.

>>82385824
dubs

>>82388356
You're literally insulting people for not giving you something you could've found within 60 seconds of 'scavenging'

You're in the wrong here mate

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>>82387544
if i was her boyfriend, i wouldn't even be mad, i'd try to fuck her as quickly as possible after the sexual act with Jagr transpired, because fucking her would be like fucking my idol Jagr, like we were touching dicks inside of her

>>82388356
>I don't know what the GDP movie title names are, I don't know if "miss delaware porn" is literally going to give it
Why didn't you find out first you stupid dipshit. I'¡m sure the answer would shock you!
You literal retarded moron, how do you even function long enough to figure how to breath, honestly?

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>>82388589
>>82388356
>>82388328
>>82388149
>>82388103
>>82388050
>>82387992
>>82387960
Still a better love story than Avatar.

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>>82387544

This is what he posted on facebook afterwards:

> and here is another intimate picture that nobody wanted to pay anything for even though this is really good. I don't remember her name though. I think she was foreign or something.

>>82386746
>Rihanna goes from Leo to Drake and then to Drake again
At least its not Chris Brown

>>82388025
They got to wear american blue jeans and drink coca-cola

>>82385824
>fucking someone
>on first date

>>82388095
dude probably had to ice his balls afterwards

>>82389034
She wasn't on a date with Leo you clueless fucking cunt.

>>82389034
You usually fuck after the 7th date

>>82389176
uh.. no? is generally between the second or the first if you the intentions are clear from the start (I mean, if is not that people met for other reasons like a language exchange or stuff like that).

>>82385824
Dumb roastie thinks hes interested in her "personality"

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>Common sluts genuinely think they're entitled to the eternal commitment & wealth of a top 0.0001% man because they graced him with their wet gash.

>>82388098
Money and a free trip, and "hey it will only be seen in Latvia".

>>82389271
Sorry, the second and the third

>>82388075
>Cape
Look again

>>82385824

The Jews are gonna go after him because he's redpilled on women.

Can't let him influence the goyim!

Be watching for the attack to come soon

>>82387670
More related with autism

>>82387960
SHE WENT BACK?!