https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB2 naaQZbfI NEW FOOTAGE BOI

>>82382842
Who is that? I don't recognise him.

>>82382925
he's the nigga that was asking for money all the time at the start of Inland Empire

>>82382997
But was he in the original Twin Peaks?

>>82383010
in FWWM

>>82383010
he was in fire walk with me

>>82383010
He's the caravan park owner in FWWM

Featuring: Old People.

Obviously everyone got older, but, holy shit does Andy look fucking OLD.

>>82383010
His name's Carl Rodd, played by Harry Dean Stanton

damn hawk still looks badass

>>82382842
I'm not sure I'm into the clean digital look yet

>>82383256
I've warmed to it. That footage of the trees after the teaser finishes is beautiful, and Andy's scene looks really atmospheric.

>>82383133
...really?

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LOL

Andy looks like Paulie Walnuts

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looks like it's gonna be high spook

tfw no shelly yet

>>82382842
morel like Geriatric Peaks

>>82382842
looks like a meme series, taylor made for reddit

>>82383963
>taylor made for reddit
twin peaks is more tumblr than reddit

>>82383692
she's busy getting BLACKED

>>82383364
sopranos/twin peaks crossover when?

>THIS is how you do a trailer. Two-second shots of some of the returning characters. No plot setup, barely any dialogue, and no voice over.
Yes, I'm sure anyone unfamiliar with Twin Peaks will love it.

>>82384834
why would people who never watched twin peaks be interested in this?

>>82384834
are you retarded

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>Be HDS
>Be 150 years old
>Smoke two packs and drink a bottle of jack every day
>Still work as a bartender on the side just for the fun of it
>Never fucking die

How can one man be so based?

>>82384941
smoking and drinking increases your chances of an earlier death, but it's never a safe bet.

Just so you know this guy was fucking Jennifer Connely in her prime. He's definitely not normal.

>>82385063
>fucking Jennifer Connely in her prime

Literally a God among men.

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>>82385130
jen is probably nuts too.

>>82384900
>>82384935
You don't think Showtime are only banking on fans of a 25 year old show to give them enough views, are you? When a TV series is brought back, especially such a prolific show, people would be interested in watching it (look at the X Files renewal). These trailer are worth almost nothing to fans, and even less to anyone who may have been interested in it.

>>82383342
yeah he looks like a wise old indian

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>>82385063
>>82385164
wait what HOW

>>82385176
>These trailer are worth almost nothing to fans, and even less to anyone who may have been interested in it.

it's not their fault, retard. It's all Lynch instructions, he doesn't want to show too much footage. That's how he rolls. If this was anything else, we would have had a full trailer by now.

>>82385176
They're interesting to me and apparantly interesting enough to make a thread about them

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>>82385226
either connely is bat shit insane, or harry has psychic abilities to seduce younger women.

>>82384941
I heard the secret is black coffee
I'm hoping Lynch will live that long too, doesn't seem too stressed since he does that transcendental meditation

>>82385227
How am I a retarded for pointing it out? Nothing I said puts Showtime to blame and not Lynch. The trailers are not interesting, and have given us nothing to be excited about.
>>82385246
Yes, and what a thread.
>This character is old, that character is SO old, BLACKED
These trailers give nothing to discuss - so the Twin Peaks threads are as shit as always (for the last 6 months).

>>82385405
because we waited for over 25 years, we can wait a couple of weeks. I don't fucking care if trailers are "not interesting". All it matters it's coming. Not every trailer has to be fucking star wars "GET FUCKKEN HYPEEEEE"

>>82385164
>>82385295
what the fuck
it's gotta be a mix of both
fuck connely must be a minx in bed

>>82385345
twin peaks revival is the last thing he will ever do. Or he will wake up like Malick, and start making films every year

Very sad and lonely mood in this trailer

>>82385405
If they do this right this will likely be the best media event in 5 years, I'd rather not have it spoiled.

>>82385295
look at her, so perfect. and that geezer is like nothing, just chillin with a prime goddess. holy shit we are light years behind. i bet he never wasted his time posting in a laotian ben 10 appreciation forum.

>>82385130

Right.

On an Alien commentary track featuring most of the cast, they're talking about making the movie very early in the track and Harry just says some total non-sequitor "I was just thinking about pussy the entire time" then he gives this epic dirty old man laugh

>>82382842
FUCK me it looks so moody and CRISP, god damn I can't wait for this SHIT

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>>82383692

>>82385654
delete this

>>82385692
I need to see those tits in motion though.

>>82385654
what a fucking gangster

>>82385654
so harry pissing in jen connellys mouth confirmed then. hes a pervert fuck, he did everything we cant even imagine to all her holes.

how does one stop being a clueless beta?

I have been avoiding as much information as I can, but is it true that the sheriff isn't coming back?

>>82385405
This is the best thread I've ever been in, be gone redditor !

>>82385756
well, it helps to be a successful actor. 2nd is to have the ultra confidence of a successful actor.

>>82385774
Yep unfortunately. The new sheriff is Robert Forster.

>>82385788
but what about RDJ. he is a super successful actor, and still uses platform shoes like some sort of faggot ashamed of being a manlet.

>>82385840
You should already know that being born a manlet disqualifies you from ever having genuine confidence.

>>82385803
best replacement possible

>>82385692

>Norma is 70 now

i still would

Sad to say this but it's gonna be "Everybody is old as fuck: the show".

>>82386056
Why is that bad?

>>82385876
>>82385840
it's this, mark ruffalo is shorter than him (or same height, you never know with downey) and he never uses platform shoes.

>>82385840
RDJ is insecure. Women dont like insecure men. Stanton prob oozes confidence and doesnt give a fuck about his imperfections. Plus, he looks like he loves to party, and he is prob friends with many cool industry motherfuckers.

>>82386056
I feel like there's a chance it just ends up being like how the new Star Wars are:
>LOOK I KNOW THAT
>I RECOGNIZE THAT
>HOLY SHIT IT'S PIE AND COFFEE
>these are things I know!
cue 9.9/10 on imdb.

>>82383407
haha what the fuck? is that photoshopped??

>>82386261
Would Lynch really do that?
Very much doubt it, we're not talking about Disney here.

>>82386261
>comparing cape-shit to David Lynch

>>82386261
did you forgot that FWWM and how people reacted to this? exactly the opposite.

>>82385295

NLP

Mk ultra

Drugs

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>>82382997
>>82383010
>>82383030

All Lynch movies exist in the same universe/world.

>>82386305
>>82386314
>>82386318
It's not about him purposefully "doing that", it's how it will be perceived. All these people who never gave a shit about Twin Peaks are now coming out and going "omg i loved it!" and are "so hyped and excited!!" to see its return. I don't know if it will be good or not, none of us do, there's no point in expecting anything from the show.

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>>82386261
>CHERRY PIE!
>DAMN GOOD COFFEE!
>DIANE!
>LOG LADY!

>>82386402
new twin peaks is probably all the original cast dying in first episodes, and the rest is Laura Dern as the protagonist doing weird Inland Empire shit

>>82383256
It looks different but not in a bad way

>>82382842
Damn, he's still alive?

>>82386420

Log Lady is dead.

>>82386420
>these are things I know!

>>82386441
If that happens I'm not watching the rest of the series; If that actually happened it would be the most retarded shit I've seen in a long time.

>>82386402
Yeah, that's the reaction I'm expecting too. Unless Lynch goes full scorched earth and makes it entirely unwatchable for those types of people it's definitely going to be there.

>>82386261
i really doubt it. it might be better than before even. as someone who watched twin peaks for the first time only a few years ago it has aged like crap

>>82384117
you can FUCK OFF

I want the dwarf to come back just to call Lynch a pedophile and then go off-screen.

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Well this definitely confirms the mood of Twin Peaks the town is going to be different from the show, looks like he's putting an emphasis on loneliness.

>>82385692

HNNNNNGGGGGG

>>82386548
it's true though, she's married to a black guy and has two kids with him.

>>82386473
he's 90 fucking years old.

>>82386374
You'll have to explain Eraserhead

>>82386586
but he looks 89 tops I swear to God

>>82386542
>as someone who watched twin peaks for the first time only a few years ago it has aged like crap
That's funny because I watched it for the first time about two years ago and loved it, the only thing I knew before going in was that it was just an acclaimed show.

>>82386588
you know eraserhead was all a nightmare, right?

>>82385063
>>82385164
>>82385226
>>82385295
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82386374
what about Dune

>>82386304
no

>>82386578
Why do people say this in literally every thread when you can google it and see it's not true?

>>82382842

harry dean stanton fucked prime jennifer connelly somehow.

honestly i have no idea how he did it, but for that alone he has my undying respect.

>>82386510
she got to film all her scenes before she died

>>82385130

shit you beat me to it

>>82386681

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>>82382925
>doesn't recognise Harry Dean Stanton

just do yourself a favour and watch Paris, Texas, scrub

>>82386649
dune isn't cannon, tard

>>82386681
and he's a 5' 8" ugly af manlet. he also fucked Nastassja Kinski and Debbie Harry among other pussies

>>82386717
anon he died 23 years ago

>>82386559
>that shot of the Palmer home
HE'S STILL GOT IT
PURE KINE INCOMING

>>82386623
Your fan theory is not wanted here

>>82386588

Eraserhead is more of a surrealist art-film, so its proto-Lynch though some elements will be carried over to his other films, such a repressed memories and guilt instantiating as physical nightmares. Also Blue Velvet or Straight Story are also close, but are not the same as the rest of Lynch's work in terms of narrative style.

Imo the Lynchverse "canon"/"shared world" is composed of Wild at Heart, Twin Peaks, Lost Highway, Mulholland Drive and Inland Empire.

These movies are metaphysical psychodramas and have common elements, the most common being, this "otherworld" which influences dreams and reality.

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>>82386680
not true? she has mulatto kids, anon. Daughter and a son.

>>82386761
>implying your theory isn't fan theory as well
lol, amateur lynch fan.

>>82386791
dropped

>>82386751
No, but he's 90 yrs old. Dafuq? I thought he was just a fugly boomer born around V-Day or thereabouts. But he's actually a WWII vet who still gets acting work nearly every year.

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>>82386843
peggy lipton and Sherilyn Fenn have also been BLACKED

>>82386879
that's an ugly nig.
i expected a black kang

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>>82386873
And he's still smoking and drinking distilled shit

>>82386879
what the fuck
when you search david alexis it comes up with two different guys

>>82385176
Um, Showtime has spent the last month or more getting people to watch the first and second season. I think the second season is still airing. They're probably trying to keep the previews vague so there aren't any major spoilers for those who are currently watching the first and second seasons for the first time.

>>82386790
>>82386792
I meant explain how it fits into the world. I don't pass my theory off as being the real deal.

Why wouldn't you consider BV part of it? I mean he effectively just took his idea of a 'darkness beneath the surface' and put it in almost all of his subsequent films.

>>82386542
this is a lie
i first watched it this year and i never thought that

>>82386931
is it true he has a horse cock?

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>>82386932
she's very private about her personal life, but she does have two kids
https://www.instagram.com/minatobias_/
her daughter, first pic says it all.

>>82387028
LITERAL BLOCKHEAD THE FUCKING ANGLE ON THAT JAW

>>82386974

Yeah you are right that Blue Velvet started this, but Blue Velvet lacks any metaphysical element in it. But of course its open to interpretation, and Frank is very similar to Bobby Peru, so there are some common elements there.

ITT: salty virgins go REEEE over alpha manlets and bbc kangz

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>>82386791
Why are you doing this to me?

>>82387172
I'm just using my knowledge to answer questions, that's all m8. No need to be upset.

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>>82387265
I'm not upset, I'm just sad.

>>82386931
>smokes American Spirits like Lynch
I think we've found the secret to longevity

>>82387005
>>82387005
either that or he's packing >>82385295

>>82387340
well, that's still better jenner-kardashian family where every family member has been blacked.

>>82386615
>>82386982
im not saying its bad im saying it looks very aged

>>82383134
Best boy.

>>82387448
Anon I think that's the point of it.

>>82386578
It's okay though because they made Rashida Jones.

>>82387479
She's hot but that it, wait till she ruins toy story 4

>>82387479
yea but imagine if it was with an attractive white guy, imagine what "rashida" would have looked like then

>>82382842
Never seen the original. Is it any good?

>>82387615
It's pretty much all /tv/ has been hyped for since S3 was announced. It's also one of the only things that isn't just endless shitposting.

>>82387615
Some of it is very good, some of it is alright. Worth watching, but depending on what you like about it you may be disappointed at times.
There are some truly great moments in it though.

>>82387522
>yea but imagine if it was with an attractive white guy, imagine what "rashida" would have looked like then

Worse because she would look like a generic rich white girl instead of a proper olive skinned beauty

>>82387645
Could you shill anymore... fucking hell.
Tell me this isn't the worst thread you've ever seen.

>>82387718
Good taste, my man. Rashida is delicious brown.

>>82387718
gross

>>82387736
crossposter/female containment thread, lad

>>82386261
This dialogue-free teaser already confirmed that it won't be like that. Otherwise we would have Sarah shopping cigarettes, not booze.

honestly the closer it comes to airing, the less i care about it.

>>82387736
This isn't the worst thread I've ever seen.

>>82387798
same here

>>82387736
>>82387765
>>82387807
Sorry, stupidly forgot the link
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/82214400/

>>82387375
Americans spirit lacks additives and nicotine is said to be healthy in it's pure form so you're probably right.

>>82388041
Eh, Spirits burn too slow.

>Ed owns a coffeemaker
>Still gets his coffee to go
Don't tell me Ed and Norma have kept their relationship still secret this entire time?

>>82388169
>you can only drink coffee in your house if you have a coffee maker

>>82388169
It didn't stay a secret in season 2.

>>82388150
roll them between your between you thumb and index to loosen the tobacco.

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>>82388209
I'll stick with smoking the black pilled man's cigarette of choice.

>>82388189
That doesn't even look like his house
It's probably his Gas Farm

>>82388274
Meh, suit yourself. I personally find the filter on camels to be awful. I will say though, if you cut the filter off a 99, they taste pretty damn good. And it's a different tasting tobacco to the regular camel filters.

>>82386261
doesn't seem to be david's style. If showtime producers had a lot of creative control then I would expect it but that doesn't seem to be the case.

>>82388462
the only thing showtime cares if there's lots of fucking, and lgbt shit.

>>82388647
You just reminded me that S3 is going to be on a channel that airs nudity all the time. I'm more excited.

>>82388800
fwwm had nudity so I don't know why people are surprised. It's nothing new really.

I'm pretty pumped.
Those were some good ass shots.
Seems like darkness has blanketed the town completely.

>>82389053
ass shots?

>>82388848
Yeah but FWWM is Twin Peaks through Laura's perspective whereas the show is TP through Cooper's eyes. I didn't even consider tits would make their way into S3.

Lynch has God tier taste in women, I'm sure we'll get some nice tits. Is it bad If I've jacked it to Laura Palmer's tits?

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>>82386742
Bruhhh...

We finally did it Coop, we finally became Twin Peaks.

>>82388848
According to David Nevins (CEO of Showtime) it's going to have less nudity than their shows on average. But descriptions for the first four episodes confirm they will indeed contain brief nudity or nudity.

Of course the only thing that would be surprising would be if it was on cable, made by Lynch and had no nudity at all, but that's obviously not the case.

On a scale of True Detective Season 2 to Mad Max Fury Road, how big of a disappoint is this going to be?

>>82389262
I'm already not disappointed. As long as it hypnotizes me the same way Lynch's episodes of the original and FWWM do, I'm satisfied. I couldn't care less about the plot.

>>82389223
Thank god.

>finally get to see Big Ed's cock

>>82387433
Not Caitlyn plz?

>>82383134
Fuck yeah Michael Horse.


Also I am worried about how this will be handled.

>>82383963
>taylor made for reddit
kek I'm going to use this from now on

>>82386374
The driving scenes are pretty much the same

>>82386441
I would laugh my ass off if that's what ends up happening. Do It Lynch. LYNCH EM ALL

>>82386559
All the shots are pure kino, especially the Palmer house

>>82389390
all of them, no exceptions. even trannies love the bbc in their asses.

>>82386441
>>82390177
I hope he goes a little off the rails, like he did with the end of Twin Peaks. I hope the show has more of that intensity, instead of silly highschool subplots.

>>82386586
How the fuck does his hair still have color. He looks like he could be in his fucking 70s

>>82387340
This photo still makes me chuckle out loud.

>>82386931
The Spirits must be preserving his insides

>>82389113
>Is it bad If I've jacked it to Laura Palmer's tits?
Yes

>>82382842
Wtf happened to bill nye

>>82390709
He's been cut off from the elite, child blood bathing rituals.

>>82386374
>dune
>the elephant man
>eraserhead

HAHA DUDE THE LYNCHVERSE IS EPIC XD MUCH BETTER THAN TARANTINOVERSE

>>82386559
>modern cars at the Double R

feels weird man

>>82382842
I'm excited for season 3 but I'm afraid it'll be depressing as fuck with the characters having aged (deputy Andy Brennan, what the fuck) just like the fourth season of Arrested Development, couldn't watch it after the first episode.

the main cast will be new characters and young, the geriatrics at Twin Peaks will be mainly side characters

I just wonder why they haven't shown them in any of the marketing, just a lot of nostalgia shit so far

>>82383963
isn't it 'tailor made' kind like you were talking about a suit
fuck off you're the reddit guy anyways