Xerxes: "what is our Army's composition?" General:

It makes sense that the story is half-bullshit because in the end it's what that guy is telling the troops to rally them into battle. But still, Snyder a shit.

>>82381258
>yfw persians IRL complained about this
>almost banned the movie

Ayy lmao.

>>82381258
>Xerxes: "add a super rhino and a cave troll"
>General: "...sir?"

Not sure why I laughed so hard at this part.

>>82381296
>we could have had 300's level of ridicolous fantasy stuff in dc movies
>instead snyder got obsessed with re-doing watchmen in every single movie since man of steel
what a tryhard retard.

>>82381569
Cuz your hella stupid

>>82381258
>cast a white brazilian to play xerxes
>put so much makeup on him he almost looks mulatto

why?

>>82381545
Not ''almost banned'' it is banned in Iran.Sandnigger were this much butthurt they deny history and can't accept the fact they got totally BTFO by a few aryan men..

>>82381646
> greeks
> aryan

>>82381626
why anglos think that people that live in a fucking immense desert have to be extremely pale?
i will never understand.

>>82381646
I know you are trying to bait but they got mad because of what OP said. They didn't understand the movie was based on a comic, but then nobody got this. I'm pretty sure history teachers in school make their students watch this.

>a few aryan men

Persians are the OG aryans.

>>82381646

'aryan' originated as a term for Iranian people you dumbass

>>82381258
I was hoping the harem of deformed freaks would make a return in the second 300 but I fell asleep before finishing the movie

>>82381599
This. I think Sucker Punch killed his ambition for fantasy shit. Shame, he does good visuals.

>>82381646
/pol/ rewriting history as we speak

>>82381681

Persia isn't really just a 'fucking immense desert' tbf.

Lotta false flags here

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>>82381731
>Persian pic related
Americlap education at its finest ITT. Persians have a distinct culture and many of them hate what Iran has become.

>>82381687
This movie is not based on a fuckin comic or some fantasy,it's based on the actual history,event that actually happened and the movie depicts is 100 % accurate.It shows brown mudslime people as they actually are - weak and inbred,and white people as noble and strong.Thats why it got banned, because sandniggers can't face reality,that they are, and always were pathetic and stupid subhumans.

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>>82381671
Well, ancient greeks were light skinned light haired indo-europeans if that's what he means, but the persians weren't like a huge bit darker by comparison.

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>we need a Goat Man. where the hell is the Goat Man
>he's right over here my emperor
>okay cool now give him an instrument and put him in the tent with the sluts

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>Persians losing wars since 499 BC to "barbaric slavers" and steppe nomads
Why can't the US just invade that shithole so we can reclaim Ahwaz and the islands of the Arabian Gulf?

>>82381599
t.didn't watch Justice League trailer
Only on retard and it's you.
>Man of Steel
>Watchmen
What?!

>>82381780
>Persians have a distinct culture and many of them hate what Iran has become.
>muh zoroastrist peaceful enlightened civilization.
if they were so nice how is it that they are now such shit?

>>82381896
>Only on retard and it's you.
you sure about that anon?

>>82381873
It's the best scene in the movie. Don't forget the armless and legless guy, or the lesbian escapee from Venusville.

I wonder what would Turkey do if a good high-budget movie about the battle of Lepanto was released.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igJVWh0BRKc
>you know realize Hollywood will never celebrate a non-anglo battle even if when it's the biggest naval battle from the modern era

>>82381258

Ah, a faggot who missed the point.

>>82381906
I blame Islam, more specifically, Wahhabism.

>>82381906
>if they were so nice how is it that they are now such shit?
Islam.
Just how Northern Africa and most of India has turned into shit.

>>82381646
lmao Iran literally means Land of Aryans you retard while Greeks are proto-slavs

>>82381873
>>82381945
Snyder should get more credit for how batshit nutty the movie is, since the comic plays it a lot more straight. iirc the persians are portrayed as normal humans with no ninjas, monsters or goblin guys. Ephialtes is the only deformed person

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>>82382004
>Wahhabism
>Iran

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>>82381258
>mfw Sparta was a slave-state and Persia actually encouraged and supported local democracy within its empire

wtf

Why didn't the Persians build catapults?

We need more Greekino desu

>>82382108
Being a slave meant something different back then.

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>>82381906
Because they are weak cucks that have been conquered by literally everyone, but mostly Turks.
>conquered by Assyrians
>conquered by Greeks
>conquered by other Iranian steppe tribes like the Parthians
>almost conquered by Romans
>conquered by Arabs
>conquered by Turks
>conquered by Mongols
>conquered by Turks again
>conquered by Turko-mongols
>conquered by Pashtuns
>conquered by Turks yet again
>conquered by more Turks
>conquered by westernized Tur-, I mean a righteous Aryan Shah
>conquered by Islamists, with the current Supreme leader being a Azeri Turk
All while LARPing as Arabs today, but they aren't as Ali-Reza makes sure to tell me when he types it in Arabic script, since Perscucks have no own alphabet.

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>>82382004
>Iran
>wahabi

American education will be the death of us all

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>>82381646
>Iran
>Sandnigger

>>82382076
Ok, I'm still learning. They're Salafi. I'm trying to understand the fundamentalists.

Did Persians pierce their dicks with golden rings.

>>82382233
Iranians are Shiite and Salafism is a Sunni movement

>>82382267
Persians were born with golden ring-pierced dicks. Don't you know your history?

>>82381646
Lmao no. Persians were pissed because they were depicted as blacks, brazilians, and gay (xerxes)

>>82381981
>make a joke
>lol fag missed the point retard
I bet you're real fun in real life.

>>82382213
King Xerses was black? Wow this really made me twink

>>82382233
They arent Salafi either you dimwit. Theyre Twelver Shia. Salafists and Wahhabists want to behead them for being "heretics".

>>82382302
This must be what it's like for a Muslim to understand branches of Christianity.

>>82381646
It was banned because they portrayed Persians as blacks and gay. Ever met an Iranian? Theyre huge racists and homphobes.

>>82381687
>>82381693
>>82381720
>>82382046
Why is /tv/ so fucking stupid? Aryans are the people from North India, Not Persia/Iran/

/pol/tards don't know what Aryans are and the Tumblr SJW cancer doesn't know either.

>>82381715
Sucker punch is one of the only movies I've watched where I really felt like the pg-13 rating held it back. It should have gone for a hard R. The shekel potential with pg13 was just too big to resist I suppose.

>>82382447
I'm not a mudslime and I understand it just fine. Stop being retarded. Youre akin to the facebook grandpas and r/the_dildo posters who proclaim IRAN IS FIGHTING ALONGSIDE ISIS!!!!

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>google Darius I
>this shows up
what did they mean by this?

>>82381258
>Xerxes: "Oh and give him some golden nipple rings while you are at it"
General: Sir, those are already standard issue

>>82382500
We wuz Perisa an shiet?

>>82382481
>The Modern Persian word Īrān (ایران) derives immediately from Middle Persian Ērān (Pahlavi spelling: ʼyrʼn), first attested in an inscription that accompanies the investiture relief of the first Sassanid king Ardashir I at Naqsh-e Rustam.[2] In this inscription, the king's Middle Persian appellation is ardašīr šāhān šāh ērān while in the Parthian language inscription that accompanies the Middle Persian one the king is titled ardašīr šāhān šāh aryān (Pahlavi: ... ʼryʼn) both meaning king of kings of Iranians.[citation needed]

>The gentilic ēr- and ary- in ērān and aryān derives from Old Iranian *arya-[2] (Old Persian airya-, Avestan airiia-, etc.), meaning "Aryan",[2] in the sense of "of the Iranians".

Go away Pajeet

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>>82382515
DAS RITE

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>>82382160
>almost conquered by Romans
top kek

>>82382575
those "Persians" arent black. GTFO with your revisionist propaganda.

>>82382560
>(Only black men can have this beard)
Oh no, I wil never look like a crazy hobo!

>>82382141
You dont know shit about slaves in Sparta lmao. They were literally hunted down and killed every so often by boys in training to become warriors. The slave class was kept around to feed the rest of society (the warriors) and all they were good for was being raped and killed otherwise.

Why do niggers try to co-op every culture? Is it because of insecurities stemming from the fact that their """culture"""" entirely consists of mudhuts and stone lip disks?

>>82382652
I was friends with an Iranian guy in college, like from Iran and studying here. There was a black guy in one of our classes named Darius and when the Iranian would get drunk he would get enraged talking about how he was stealing an Iranian name and he was just a nigger etc etc

>>82382141
How the fuck was it different? They were property, treated like shit, and hunted for sport. There's a reason for the multiple helot revolts

>>82382495
Wow, why aren't I more receptive to CAPS LOCK? Fucking autist.

>>82381258
>300
>2005
>good guys are only whites

>300 2
>2014
>same

How exactly Snyder managed get away with it twice, especially for 2 years before current year?

I think I have explained this to every friend of mine since we watched the movie at cinemas

Spartans, and greeks by extension, are all white and have a very "western" civilization. Suddenly, they are exposed to all kind of strange shit from the east, like guys with golden rings on their noses, huge animals with tusks that can step on you, weird clothes and awkward costumes... and they see that from the distance, att he other side of the front, or in the middle of a battle, with no time to really process it all. So, all that stuff is common for us, but for them, those guys are aliens. How do you reflect that feeling into the audience? You make those guys alien, even for us.


That's it. There was no monster, no strange creatures. But spartans saw then as that.

>but the goat man scene
we are seeing that scenes from efialtes point of view. He's freaking out

>but Efialtes himself
Spartans are obsessed about perfection. Any littel defect would make them consider somebody as a monster and a danger to their glorious race

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>>82382230
there is a movie with Harrison Ford and Peta Jensen?
gotta watch asap

>>82382856
That's Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

>>82381646
Your dumb

>>82382878
You can't be over 25 and browse here

>>82381258

The movie, as you can tell, is greek propaganda.

Ancient greeks would fucking love it, depicting the Persians as nothing less than degenerate pigs against the honest, masculine rustic Grecian people.

>>82381809
It's based off a comic you fucking retard.
And the comic is based off history.
But the comic is pretty fun to read

>>82382958
The entire movie is from the perspective of a Spartan soldier durmming up war stories for his comrades. It's supposed to come off as propoganda

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>>82382141
>be a helot
>forced to work spartan land
>receive annual beatings for nothing, just to remind you not to try Something
>made to publicly perform humiliating songs and dances and wear dog skin rags
>used sexually at the whim of spartan masters
>the best and proudest helots among you are periodically culled as a preemptive measure against revolt
>even if you are a good, submissive helot who takes his beatings and sings his work songs with an appropriate level of misery, you still might be randomly murdered by a teenage spartan during the annual krypteia initiation ceremony
>Being a slave meant something different back then

It sure did.

>>82382004
Jesus fucking christ. Persians are Shia you retard. Saudi are mortal enemies.
Also, thank USA and UK meddling for their dictatorship. With the usual sprinkle of USSR.

>>82382761
I guess the implied quotation marks were too subtle for you, stupid spergshitter

>>82381945
>Don't forget the armless and legless guy
Just re watched that scene. Completely forgot about that guy

>>82383043
Most slaves were treated like that and it was terrible for many people.

Being a slave didn't become bearable till serfdom came around. it was still shitty but not as bad. Especially since Lords feared uprising all the time.

>>82383361
city slaves in Rome had it pretty good compared to most

>>82383347
>The hunchback betrays them in the end.
Was this movie supporting eugenics?

>>82381258
it's a fantasy movie

They should have just let that little goblin guy fight with them. Throw him out in the murder zone, literally nothing to lose.

>>82383394
like literally at the very first line of narration in the WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE?

>>82383420
Yeah or at least have him fight with those brawler guys or whatever they were called.

>>82383432
I mean for the audience.

>>82383361
The helots and the way they were treated is pretty unique in history actually.

>>82383420
plus Leonidas' whole reasoning of him being the weak link in the phalanx is undermined by them breaking formation in every fight but the first one

>>82382046
>>82382481

Retards greeks are not proto slavs, they are meditrranean and close to north africa, levant, south italy. There was a slavic introgression but minor.
North India and Iran are bot indo-aryan (D-uuuhhrr) and their original religions (Hinduism and Zoroastrism) share some part (the gods of one ar de demons of another, to put it over-simple).
Read a fucking book time to time people.

the sequel was good and had one of the hottest sex scenes ever, the spartans arriving at the end was pure kino
debate me

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>>82383478
i remember this. so dumb in retrospect and it makes Leonidas a giant douche

>>82383553
There was a sequel?

THE FILM IS THE VISUALS THAT THE SOLDIER IS GIVING OFF TO THE SOLDIERS HE'S TALKING TO. HE'S HYPING IT UP. THAT'S THE POINT. HE'S MAKING IT SEEM GLORIOUS AND INSANE.

Everything they showed they had.

>>82383566
300: Rise of an Empire

>>82383015
The second one is also propaganda, but from a woman's pov.

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>>82383553
dude i remember going to the theater and everyone got so aroused with that scene

fapped to it for days

>>82383566
well the following film, it kinda takes place during the events of 300 but doesn't focus on the spartans, more on the rest of greece uniting against xerxes and eva green

>>82381619

>Your...

>>82383553
>>82383676
I was a bit shocked by how hot it was. I don't expect much from movie sex scenes these days.

>>82381646
>300
>History
Uh...

>>82383566
>>82383679
While the first 300 focused on the Battle of Thermopylae, the second one focuses on the Battle of Salamis with a flashback from the Battle of Marathon

>>82381599
You dumbass. We're getting the New Gods in Justice League, and at least some of the *Greek* gods in Wonder Woman. Shit's about to get mythic.

Am I the only one who'd really love to watch one of these battles from a hill in the distance? Like go back in time and see how things unfolded

>>82383298
Yeah, Shia's got its own issues. The West needs to get over their asspain for the ouster of the Shah and start making inroads with Iran's actual people instead of the bitter old men desperately clinging to power. It could be a better world.

>>82381258
HAHA! what a witty and succinct observation about the ludicrous nature of the movie, +1

>>82384050
How about you contribute instead of shitting up the board with your stale insults.

>>82381846
Spartans were darkhaired olive skinned Doric Greeks. You're thinking of the fairer Athenians.

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>>82384032
They can be a bit silly sometimes, yes

>>82384198
Fun fact: this actually comes from an even older Zoroastrian tradition that mourned the death of Siavash. It was syncretized into the Shia religion later on.

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>>82382230
Yep

>>82384111
his linked photo is a colorized ancient Greek statue of a Persian archer.

you can tell its a modern reconstruction as theyve elongated the nose shape and made him white instead of black

>>82384309
Within the iranian borders there are other iranic people like kurds and baluch, then azeri turks, arabs. Also, is the guy actually from Iran?
Look at a picture of the Major or Teheran.

>>82384424
Yeah, he's a doctor I think. That or a politician.

>>82384440
>>82384309
He looks like a K*rd. Persians I've met dont look like that lmao.

>t. turkposter

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>>82382575
>Defeat one emperor
>Kill another
>Captures a third
He can't keep getting away with it!

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>>82381569
>"...sir?"

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>>82384499
>roach

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Could have had a movie based on Gates of Fire. Got this instead. I will never not be pissed.

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>>82384499
>turkroachistani

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>when an Iranian tells you he's Persian to make himself appear less disgusting

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>>82384424
gilaki iranians, best iranians
>fierce daylamite warriors
>never conquered by Arabs
>never conquered by Turks
>never conquered by Mongolians
>never conquered by Timurids
>kept their independent kingdom while the Persians proceeded to get cucked over and over

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>>82384309
But have you seen some of their women?

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>>82384731
has anyone?

>>82385221
>Iranians
>full niqab

iran used to be white like northern india and the whole mediterranean

the ones that hate iran are neocon jews and the ones that defend them are russian shills
don't fall for any of their lies

>>82384575
>>82384658
pls no bully

Thermopylae is massively overrated. The greeks pretty much got btfo by the Persians objectively according to their own biased account we have from Herodotus. To the persians that battle was a footnote of something like "in a minor borderland we killed a king and carried on to their city Athens and burned it to the ground"

Battle of Plataea and Salamis were much more important

Stay mad spartacucks

>>82385221
That's a niqab not a chador. Those are probably arabs.

>>82381545
>Modern Iranians
>Persian
Anon...

>>82385221
>>>r/the_shabbos

>>82385371
Persians are an ethnic group in Iran. Something like 65% of Iranians are Persian. If it helps to think like this, all Persians are Iranian but not all Iranians are Persian.

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>>82385364

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>>82384726
>gaylaki diaspora detected

>>82382481
iran means land of aryans
>>82382204
like xiites aren't as shitty
>>82381681
persia is mountain
all of it

persians were white
snyder is a jew lover

>>82385425
""""""persian""""""

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>>82384731
Have you ever seen Tara?

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>>82385456
or maybe I like to play TW alot and got hooked on the history about Daylamites, cuckhamed alireza

>>82385500
>persia is mountain all of it
But thats wrong, you fucking retard. There are like two huge deserts in the south-central where nothing or nobody lives. And rainforests in the far north.

>>82385727
no ne cares you muslim goat fucker

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>>82381646

https://davidduke.com/the-movie-300-neocon-racial-propaganda-for-war/

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>>82382515

http://www.mahdi-ehsaei.com/afro-iran/

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>>82386228

>>82384512
Dude looks so bored of it all, too. Meanwhile mister big tough Kushan warrior is flipping his shit.

>>82381545
If you don't know jack shit about the Achaemenids then you wouldn't get it, but having read up on the ancient Persian Empire I'd be pissed too.

>>82384726
I remember you from Iranica-Chan, Marduniya.

Youre still a bacheh kooni. PWC reigns supreme!

>>82382160
You dumb fuck. They came out of nowhere to topple the Babylonians and conquer basically everything they ran into until Alexander toppled their empire.
>conquered by Greeks
Macedonians, retard, whose state wouldn't have existed in the form it didn't without Alexander the Great's grandfather Alexander allying with the Persians.
>almost conquered by the Romans
Jesus anon, get your history from somewhere other than cracked.com

>>82386522
>not reducing the centuries of brutal roman-persian warfare to a few select battles that serve your narrative
Do you even /his/?

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>>82385221
>has anyone?

>>82386650
Jesus, anon, get your history from somewhere other than /his/

>>82383478
But dude.

Epic slomo fights bruh. Fuck phalanx and coordination n sheeit

>>82384111
Actually, quite the opposite. All - Achaean, Dorian and Ionian - Greeks were originally whiter than the native pelasgians, but over time the ruling class of conquerors merged with the local population to produce the swarthier kind of Greeks seen to this day. The Spartans were long renowned for being taller and fairer than most of their neighbours.

Funnily enough, this makes them a lot like the Persians who were another race of white invaders ruling over (many) populations of darker locals.

>>82386688
No, /his/ taught me many things. Like how a roman legion would have beaten Napoleon.

>>82385687
Gäiten, is that you?

>>82386794
Anon, you're getting history lessons from the same faggots posting in /pol/ and /r9k/...

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>>82381258
We should petition Paradox to add some of these as events for the lunatic trait.

>>82385500
you've managed to completely misunderstand the origin of the word 'aryan'.
In short, it meant people from that area, but the Nazis being avid classicists (for want of a better word) appropriated it.
Persians are and were fucking brown anon.

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>>82381876
really activates the almonds
>>82381893
>routinly get btfo by ranon steppe nomads and homosex greeks.
>still manage to use one emperor as footstool before turning into a human skin rug.

How do Ronams even cope?

>>82384309
>>82384424
>>82384499
>>82384731
BTFO

>>82386849
Sooo, you're telling me the longbow would not have changed the outcome of ww1?
>>82387014
The footstool and skinning is only in the Roman sources tho. Persian sources say that Shapur treated him with kindness.

>>82382213
You do know that the EoP was never ethnically homogeneous? Was the Satrap Amyntas I a Persian or Macedonian? You have no idea if the emissary comes from Persia proper or from one of the ruled territories.

>>82383943
organize a reenactment, might be fun larping as a hoplite

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>>82382575
>blocks your path

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>all this idiocy

I just wanted to grope, squeeze, nuzzle, and nurse all of the amazing bare beefslab pecs filling the film. God damn, a man-titty-lover's wet dream.

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>>82387276
>Lets you pass
Then starts having sex with Antinous right there in the street

I think I like the sequel more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I22xdJgraZw

>>82385371
You think Iranians aren't Persians? What are they then?

>>82386910
>Persians are and were fucking brown

About as brown as an Italian, but sure, I guess that's brown.

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>>82385221
lol

>>82388059
>greek hoplites fighting with swords and totally disorganized not as a single unit
fucking amerishits. DELET THIS