My mom calls Pepperoni pizzas "Turtle Pizza" due to

>>82374024

i took a wet, sloppy 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice' in my toilet earlier

>>82374039
why would you do that, thats not where kino belongs

>>82374076

>kino

that's exactly where that word and you belong

>>82374024
My mom calls me football head for literally being deformed and having a football shaped head.

>>82374024
Was your mom featured on a special about her turtle obsession?

>>82374024
Your mom sounds like a retard.

Tell her to come look at the screen while I call her a retard.

>>82374024

I took 3 "star wars prequels" and went to sleep

we call sleeping pills and star wars episode 1 2 or 3 depending on how many you are taking

my mom would call feeling ill "the force wakens" or migraines "roue one"

when someone is being a consumer whore or being fake they are having "star wars moment"

>>82374256
She lives in a different state to me but I'll be sure to tell her about the guy on the internet calling her a retard when I visit in June.

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the second one with the kid named kino was breddy gud

name another movie that can capture the soul of new york as good as this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVUvLYzqkOE

>>82374363
>Every slice of pizza has no toppings aside from cheese and sauce

Do Americans really do this?

>>82374418
never been to that shit hole called a city but my older brother has and says its just like that scene

>>82374351
Can't you call her? It's pretty important.

Gimme her number I'll send a text and maybe a dickpic

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>>82374444
Nice digits

>>82374024

Your mom is a nerd

>>82374444
if her number has dubs you have to do it

>>82374509
Your nerd is a mom

>catting out

Girl getting crazy with lust. From Cat people and Cat People remake.

>going all Grace Jones

Angrily overreacting in an amusing, cheezy manner. From A View to A Kill/Conan the Destroyer.

>pulling a Westley

Going from lame to badass. From Angel: the Series

> Maggots. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

Everytime me or one of my close friends eat noodles/rice. It never gets old. From The Lost Boys.

>>82374024
My mom calls me Sheldon.

>>82374490
0450 781 104

I'm not calling her right now. Text her if you want

Quoting and referencing Kung Pow frequently.

>>82374545
*Wesley*

pulling a Westley would be something else, I think

>>82374545
Doesn't he say "how dem maggots?"

>>82374582
... nnnooo...

?

>>82374551
Why would you give out your moms phone number here? Didn't she raise you to be smarter than that?

>>82374594
Just checked.

He says," how those maggots?"

Then

"Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots, how do they taste?"

Don't know why I remembered him saying them maggots.

>>82374642
It's just a series of random numbers. If you do text or call it and someone has it I'd love to hear how they respond to being told their son told us about turtle pizzas, you're a retard.

>>82374024
Theres a pizza shop in north hollywood called Mr Jiffy that has a turtle as the mascot, forever dubbed turtle pizza. Its actually good too.

>>82374243
Hi arnaldo, can I borrow ten dollars?

>>82374243
jumped on the bed too high, huh?

>>82374551
Anon what the actual FUCK

This is LITERALLY one digit off from being my fucking number

Also Victorian detected lmao

>>82374894
Kek

Bummer also had your number. That would have been a pretty huge coincidence. But seriously just dial any random eight numbers after 04. you'll hit someone in Australia.

>>82374250
i like turtles

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>>82374418
>have perfect blend of cheese, sauce, and bread culminating in cuisine kino
>ruin it by dumping more shit on top
Toppings are a meme.

>>82374444
>that shit hole called a city
I'd love to know what third world country you're from.

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>>82374780
>california pizza
>good

My mom always says something about somebody fucking her in the ass and it's apparently some Eddie Murphey bit.

>>82375485
You misheard, she was saying it was Eddie Murphy's dick.

>>82374024
When burning food, my brother refers to that food as "Wesley Snipes food", so burnt onions would be "Wesley Snipes onions", or burnt macaroni would be "Wesley Snipes macaroni". This is in reference to his dark and negroid color.

>>82374418
It's called Pizza Margherita, it's the most common pizza here in Italy

margherita has diced tomatoes on top though