do you guys think MEG will be halfway decent? I don't expect

>>82373900
>lets rehash Jaws
>but wait, let's make the shark like SUPER HUGE
>"a super huge shark wouldn't come that close to the shore to target measly surfers and beachgoers though. They'd probably live way out in the deep ocean and feed on whales".
>nah he wants surfers

This movie will be horrible unless you just like stupid movies.

>>82373900
I remember this from CHUD.com.

>>82373900
i'm looking forward to it

>>82374268
are you me? I remember when jan de bont was supposed to direct it and fucking nunz was a producer alongside del toro.

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I read a summary somewhere and cringed hard when I read the hero (jason statham) was called JONAH. I wonder if he'll live in MEG's stomach for a few weeks too.

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>>82374385
should have casted hill as jonah and the megalodon and saved money from their cgi budget

>tfw decapitated at the knees

>>82374442
you fucking butchered whatever you were trying to do

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>>82374632

is there anythig worse than shark flicks? there is still only one good one and that's from the 70ies. everything else in the genre is worse than the worst capeshit.

>>82373900
>do you guys think MEG will be halfway decent?
1) WB has never made a movie that was even close to "halfway decent"
2) LOOK at that cast
3) From the Director of Last Vegas and The Sorcerer's Apprentice

of course it won't

>>82374442
>casted
Why are you people so fucking illiterate?

>>82374963
because most people on tv are niggers like me