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The main character of the last movie you watched is now played by Andrew Dice Clay.
What changes?
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La La Land got a whole lot more entertaining
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>>82371072
>The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
hmm...
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>>82371198
I don't believe for a second that that's actually the last movie you watched.
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>OH! Who's this cocksucker killin' all the dogs?
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>>82371072
Evil Dead (2013)
"What's going on here? I feel like I just stumbled into an s&m club except with a lot less faggots"
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>>82371143
"Look at this fuckin' broad over here, do you even know what jazz is you piece of shit?"
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Max Payne just became a solid 10/10 Film
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>>82371288
The only Thing I'm looking out for is a hot piece with a nice rack. The type of doll that has more in common with a vacuum cleaner than my mother.
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>>82371072
Andrew Dice Clay as a drug dealer in "Baked in Brooklyn".
Also sex scenes with Alexandra Daddario.
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>>82371072
something about a kike pretending to be a guido really boils my potatoes
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>>82371576
really activates the almonds
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OOOH!
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>>82371072
>how 'bout this Iron Man? He got a fucken iron dick or what? OH! I'm tell you - there had to be a fucken bettah way, man.
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>>82371245
It's kino, I watch it every night.
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>>82371072
Logan.
X-23 is now ADC
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>HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, THAT GIRLS GETTING RAPED BY EIGHT MEN
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>>82371072
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story is no longer as hilarious.
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>YOU WANT ME TO RIDE A WHALE LIKE SOME KIND OF FAGGOT? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
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>>82371072
Does he know any Korean or Japanese?
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The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Ford Fairlane is not ADC
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>>82371072
it was a Jeff Stryker marathon, so nothing changes.
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>>82371072
Sarah Connor gets called "bitch" and "cunt" a lot just before they both get killed at tech noir, the teriminator standing above their smoking corpses completely still, waiting for judgement day.
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>>82371072
Fire Walk With Me
Andrew Dice Clay as Laura Palmer? I'd watch that shit
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>>82371072
Beyond the Black Rainbow it wouldn't fit.
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>Watch out of that tree!
OW
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>Kiryu? MOAR LIKE QUEER YOU AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. *puffs on cigarette and breathes fire*
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>So I'm licking this chick's ass right? And she says "Why do you wanna lick my ass?" So I says "Cause your pussy tastes like shit" Ooooohhhh
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>>82373261
kek
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>>82373261
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>>82373019
It works either way.
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Hickory dickory dent
What if the child consents?
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>>82373261
You sir, are a true sage of ages.
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>Punisher: Warzone
It's like the same movie but better?
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Looks like Guardians of the Galaxy 2 got an R rating after all...
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>>82371072
I'm trying to think of the last movie I watched... Kubo? Probably an entertaining improvement.
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>>82371072
Rings, it could only be better.
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cyrus from trailer park boys
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haywire
Claywire
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>>82371072
Prometheus
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>>82377445
>Tells Engineer Dice style nursery-rimes
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He keeps the ring... obviously
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>>82377513
"Little boy blue....he needed the money"
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Along comes a spider
sat down beside her
and said
AYO, WHAT'S IN THE BOX, BITCH?
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