G*D IS NOT REAL M-MORTY
I-I don't understand, why are you bringing this up now...
HE IS NOT FUCKING REAL MORTY! DON'T YOU GET *BURP* IT? IT'S AN ENTITY MADE UP OF FAIRY TALES AND MYTHS THAT MODERN PERSON CAN'T REEE*BURP*LATE TO
Jeez Rick, why are you talking about th-
NO MORTY. NO MORE G*D IN HERE. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HIM NOR ABOUT ANY OTHER G*D. IN FACT I AM THE G*D MORTY. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT. I AM THE G*D OF MY LIFE *BURP*
>>82366055
>mordecai mom walk in
>dildo no foudn
>see rick pickled
>dis will do : DDD
>>82366055
RICKLE PICK AAAAAWWWW YEA
Get Schwifty™
MORTY?
>>82366086
>>82366086
>>82366112
Did I miss an episode or something? Not up on these hot new Rick & Morty reddit pickle memes
I used to be disappointed that it was impossible to discuss this show here, but I've learned to embrace the shitposting since then.
>>82366188
Pickledick
How long are you going to be butthurt at Rick and Morty/amused at shitposting for? This got boring for me quite a while ago. The episode aired over a month ago now.
Just started watching this show and fucking love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxukOcik0S8
HI LOOK AT ME I'M MR MEESEEKS! :D
Stale meme, move on
>>82366055
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
L-LISTEN MORTY GOD ISN’T, GOD ISN’T *BUUUUUUURP* REAL M-MORTY, YOU KNOW ALL CHRISTIANS ARE, ARE STUPID MORTY
*BUUUUUURRRRRRRRP*
REAL MORONS MORTY, CHRISTIANTY IS JUST A, JUST A
*BUUUUURRRRRP*
COPING MECHANISM FOR LIFE MORTY
*BUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP*
NO ONE EXISTS FOR A REASON M-MORTY
*BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP*
THERE IS NO H-HEAVEN OR HELL MORTY, DO WHATEVER, DO WHATE *BUUUUUUURRRRRRRP* VER YOU WANT.
AND FUCK REPUBLICANS TOO *BUUUUUURRRRRP* T-THEY’RE BASICALLY NAZIS MORTY *BUUUUUUUUUURP* B-BASICALLY NAZIS, RACIST, SEXIST HOMOPHOBE SCUM MORTY
*BUUUUUUURP*
GOTTA GET THAT, G-GOTTA GET THAT MULAN SAUCE MORTY
*BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP*
GOTTA GET IT MORTY, THAT’S A-ALL THAT MATTERS MORTY IS THAT *BUUUUUUUUUURP* IS THAT M-MULAN SAUCE
*BUUUUURRRRRRRRRP* THAT SZECHUAN S-SAUCE MORTY
*BUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP*
LOOK M-MORTY LOOK I’M *BUUUUUURRRRRPPPP* A MULAN SAUCE PACKAGE M-MORTY I’M
*BUUUURRRRP* MULAN SAUCE RICK, I’M MULAN SAUCE R-RICK
*BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
MORTY GOTTA, G-GOTTA GET *BUUUUURRRRRPPPPPP* SHWIFTY MORTY, GOTTA GET SHWIFTY IN *BUUURRRRRP* HERE MORTY, G-GOTTA *BUUUUURP* SHIT ON THE FLOOR, S-SHIT ON THE FLOOR
*BUUUUUURRRRRRP*
MORTY SHIT ON THE F-FLOOR
*BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP
WUBBA-LUBBA-DUB-*BUUUUURP*-DUB M-MORTY SHIT ON THE
*BUUUUUUUUUUUURP* FLOOR MORTY
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRP*
LIFE IS MEANINGLESS, M-MEANINGLESS MORTY THERE’S NO P-POINT TO ANYTHING
*BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP*
THERE ARE NO GODS M-MORTY
*BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP*
NIHILISM MORTY
*BUUUUUUUURRRRRRP*
THE SOONER YOU U-UNDERSTAND IT THE *BUUUUUURRRRRPPP* THE BETTER MORTY
*BUUUUUUURRRRRRRP*
I WANNA BANG YOUR SISTER MORTY
*BUUUUUURRRRP*
I W-WANNA BANG *BUUUUUUURRRRRP* YOUR SISTER
*BUUUUURRRRRRRP*
MR POOPIE BUTT M-MORTY
*BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRP* WUBBA-LUBBA-DUB-DUB GOTTA GET SHWIFTY
*BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP*
MR POOPIE BUTT *BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
SHIT ON THE FLOOR
*BUUUUUUUUUUURP*
hahahahahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUKrx7X7YAE
>>82366151
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?
>SAVE MORTY
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?
Woman loss of dildo
Her picks up pickled Rick
Puts in pusy
>>82366362
*burp* k-kek, Morty
>>82366055
dead meme
>>82367987
s-show me its boo*burp*dy, morty