>it's a Truman decides to delete his ex's nudes but his cursor hovers over the "delete" button and he can't bring himself to do it so instead he jacks off while his eyes water up and he struggles to remember what it feels like to be loved episode
>it's a fucking idiot milking a thread because his postology skill is on par with the average facebook tourist episode
>>82358962
Too close, man, too close.
>tfw in love with my boss
>>82358962
>it's a Truman turns 21 in 7 days and the last time I had a date was 3 years ago on his 18 birthday. That was also the last time he kissed a girl.
Poor guy.
>>82358962
>it's a Truman deleted his exes nudes because he was getting serious with a new girl and wanted to prove something to himself but now 5 years into a comfy relationship he realises he regrets deleting them because there would be no harm in still having them episode
Don't delete them Truman
>It's a Truman jerks off while driving to keep himself awake while driving overnight episode.
>>82358962
>it's a Truman resigns to a life of low-paying menial jobs for the rest of his life before dying homeless in his 60s episode
who are you quoting?
>it's a Truman doesn't get call back from the job interview episode
>>82359005
I made 3/4 of these threads
>>82358962
>it's a Truman yells at the neighbors to keep the noise down for 5 hours straight or else he's going to call the cops until his wife comes home and reminds him that the neighbors moved across town last month episode
>>82359019
>tfw boss was a milf who acted maternal towards me
>I constantly fucked up but she'd always cover my back
>would just sit and talk with me when I'd get stressed
>gave me so many second chances it wasn't even funny
>when I got too drunk at the Christmas party she made sure I got home while hugging and kissing me while telling me I don't need to apologise
>wouldn't let other people mess me about
>fast forward to last month
>Company in the shitter
>Meet with finance director
>On redundancy consultation to cut costs
>Few weeks later get told to go and not come back
>She only finds out as I do
>All I can really do is thank her and hug her
>Never got a chance to prove myself to her
I don't work for her anymore and she redid my entire resume and looks on job websites for me.
I love her so fucking much /tv/
>>82359005
I enjoyed all of these
>it's a Truman pisses off his dealer so he's reduced to smoking ashes, stretching that last one hit as much as he can arc
I don't like how they're pushing Truman into the alcoholism meme again.
>it's a Truman's dick burns from jacking it too much double episode
>>82359725
>I don't work for her anymore and she redid my entire resume and looks on job websites for me.
you're a useless piece of shit and I want to bludgeon you with firewood
>it's a Truman go to the casino and loses all of his money only to wake up and see it's was all a dream
>>82358962
>It's a Truman puts off scheduling an appointment with a therapist again episode