How do I hire this guy to be in my movie? I've got

>>82353054
I'm in

All memes aside, how much would it actually cost to hire him?

>>82353075

eric is that really you?

>>82353054
You have to lay out a pickernick basket.

>>82353054
A bag of M&M's and a shopping voucher and he's all yours

>>82353075

You heard my agent. It's a deal.

Don't forget to visit my website
>http://www.ericrobertsactor.com/

Eric Roberts
20750 Ventura Blvd., #342
Woodland Hills, CA. 91364
USA

Or feel free to send an e-mail to: [email protected]

>>82353054
He'll find you.

>>82353093
30 dollars for every hour he's on set, plus you pay his travel fees.

Sir, he already filmed all his scenes, the scenes of all the other actors with himself in their place, burned thousands of copies of the movie on DVDs and is selling them on the street as we speak while simultaneously pitching ideas for the sequel to our writers over the phone.

>>82353127
This website is a work of art.

>>82353179

i thought you were joking but it's actually true.

he's got some pretty decent ideas too.

I wonder how it makes him feel to be the father of worst Emma.

>>82353054
>>82353093
what do you have in your pockets right now?

I read somewhere that his lowest demand is 5000k per day

>>82353127
Probably made this site himself

Anything really good becomes torture if you get too much of it.~Eric

what did he mean by this?he is trying to warn us to save in?

I bet /tv/ could pull some money together and hire him to reenact the plane scene. That would be our greatest achievement.

>>82353472

5 dollars, a pack of trident, and a starbucks gift card with like four dollars and 40 cents on it.

>>82353503

somebody start a gofundme page now. i'll contribute.

>>82353567
more than enough

>>82353127
>Just because I’m girl crazy doesn’t mean I like women.~Eric
What did he mean by this?

>>82353054
by movie you mean ass and by role you mean hole, right?

>>82353712

i don't think i want to know

no wonder emma has issues

>>82353567
I'm in

>>82353127

>his son with a different last name is all over the website
>emma barely mentioned

honestly i feel bad for her

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>>82353127
>loud music starts playing out of nowhere after a minute that the page's open

>>82354858

that and the web page looks like it was designed in geocities in 1996

>>82355067
why do they do this?
the base vanilla themes of any tumblr blogs are far better than that crap

A couple weeks ago some anon tired to make a thread but completely got the meme wrong and was making it seem like Eric was doing it out of kindness not desperation. Actually had him refusing the money.

I mention that to say, I know you're reading this you dumb faggot. I'm still laughing at how stupid you are.

>>82353127
h-hey eric, do you happen to have any old clothes or shoes that your daughter wore? haha. I'm, looking to buy some nice memorabilia for my uhhh niece

>>82355325

let me know if he gets back to you and he has anything else he wants to sell

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>>82353054
a pack of expired gum and a wet kiss on the lips

>>82353127
You can just tell he made some poor intern with entry-level HTML experience design that website. He wanted to stay ''significant'' by having a ''trendy'' website dedicated to him and he promised the intern a signed picture of them together and he felt too sorry for Eric to decline.

>look at his imdb profile
>all those roles in the current year
how does he do it

>>82356223

by working for peanuts (literally) and never saying no to anyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Ad3gcDwTM

>>82353481
5000k what? Sand grains and a single partially eaten 6 day old Subway sandwich?

Eric Roberts movies are kino:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjR_hnyF4fM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7eRP3sIPQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPanQfiu7AE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cb_uCPPwKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2_FzS9e43c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3VdQXqZFJo

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>>82357076
>0:43
>That blatant lack of recoil with that smug face of his

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>>82353127
>I don't drink because I might say things I mean, but don't mean to say.~Eric